Just Another Dog & Pony Show

My name is Zane. I will reblog geekery, weapons and badassery, shit I find funny, things I think are beautiful, and possibly naked people of either sex. If work finds out I do this on company time I'm toast.

[justbadpuns]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

[skygenders]

Tumblr and Puns

[schwarzerseytan-deactivated2015]

[andromedafalls]

tny bby tries its best

[fuchsla-deactivated20150418]

a good artist knows where to draw the line

[dutchster]

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[gifak-net]

[phrux]

russia

[phrux]

reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES

HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO

[ameriqan]

how did we win the cold war

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[llamaal]

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT!

[alisonzai]

[javachik]

[safelyendangered]

[otiggerifico]

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

[9gag]

[g-man-withaplan]

[darktemplarfromhell]