Richard M. Goblin

Despite the name I am actually an entire woman! She/her/hers, gayer than ur mom (a feat to be sure, considering the scandalous events of the previous eve), huge history nerd so you better know your shit before you talk it, and huge lefty.

[g-richardmontgomery]

Man named Richard who signed up to be a spy for MI6, but has only ever gone by his nickname:

The names Gobbler, Dick Gobbler.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[g-richardmontgomery]

im all 3

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[chromieclipse]

Rewatching neverafter with a friend. This scene is still very funny to me.

[g-richardmontgomery]

same vibes aa "i'm the mother fuckin PRINCE of Purpee"

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[g-richardmontgomery]

"climb him like a tree" without safety and against the advisement of all my close friends

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[g-richardmontgomery]

i'd wear this everywhere

[g-richardmontgomery]

gonna put my schlorple nudle in your mom's scnhangle cave

[g-richardmontgomery]

Something I think a lot of people forget is that healthcare costs are a scam invented to justify the existence of health insurance.

[g-richardmontgomery]

Something I think a lot of people forget is that healthcare costs are a scam invented to justify the existence of health insurance.

[g-richardmontgomery]

trying really hard not to puke for... some reason. idk. didn't need to like 30 minutes ago, all i did was eat some food 😭

[g-richardmontgomery]

trying really hard not to puke for... some reason. idk. didn't need to like 30 minutes ago, all i did was eat some food 😭

[sockiepuppetry]

"It's the guy from all those weird YouTube kids videos!"

[g-richardmontgomery]

Less than relevant rambling

I'm presuming this is real (it very much could be not real, but like who knows? not me!) and such I am forced to think of how far we've come as a people. 40 years ago Robin would not have been saying "crap" here, because 40 years ago "crap" was a bad word. Hell, when I was in elementrary school "crap" was still a bad word. Slowly we are undoing the damage the French did to the English language.

[piglii]

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.

[g-richardmontgomery]

This is funnier than the original

[g-richardmontgomery]

People from all over America talk about their favorite fast food place that only their region has. The west coast has Jack in the Box, and Jack in the Box has eggrolls, so I think we win.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[g-richardmontgomery]

I was born in 2006. For the first 5 to 9 years of my life (and 9 is being generous), I experienced normal season having years. When people used to say "we don't have seasons" that was hyperbole. When I went to WA for the first time, we had snow all winter, we had a good spring, we had a nice summer. When I moved here, we had every season. Last winter it didn't snow until March.

[gravitywhatgravity]

caldwell tanner is so clearly made for game changer its crazy that they've only had him on the show for art. my man is out here winking at the camera, cheating in games for points, slamming himself on the floor for prompts, doing little bits with the cast in the phone booth.......I love his art but let my boy be on a podium for realsies😭🙏

[g-richardmontgomery]

Caldwell is the perfect man (i asked god)

[g-richardmontgomery]

Hey fun fact if the world not dying was dependent on me drugging a man and sending him to space I'm sorry but I'd be the bad guy too.