My confession of love to Deathslinger
Sorry, I'm a little crazy when it comes to playing against HIM >///<
it's a reference to - https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw?si=MeDoSsDKY1c3mVxS
your f/o who’s kinda an asshole… but doesn’t hesitate to do something for you. want a snack? they’re up and at em. want to go for a walk? they weren’t doing anything anyways. want a hug? …go ahead. everyone’s shocked with how they treat you compared literally everyone else to exist .
uuurm hi little mailhound chief 🦴🍖🍗 (for you) it's me the shy anon from a while ago and AACKk!!! if you so kindly insist..... >__>
uumm i'd like a letter from a certain spamton g. spamton from Hit Indie Game Deltarune.. he's my little ugly boyfriend who makes me laugh.. i suppose i would like something sweet! anything at all really.. so long as it is mail from my spammy little mailman💌...eugh..
**We usually have a strict policy about spam letters here at the post office. No one wants to come home to their mail box full of junk offering suspicious pills or other more....suspicious things. But the envelope the posthound is carrying today seems more trustworthy, if a little...weird? Oh well! The posthound arrives, with a salesman's confidence puffs out his little and with a "WOOF!" announces your delivery!**
HEY HEY HEY!!!
MY [#1Rated] SWEETHEART—
IT’S ME.
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON.
YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE [Heart-Shaped DEAL] IN A WORLD FULL OF BROKEN [CONTRACTS].
I’M NOT GOOD AT THIS WHOLE… [FEELINGS.EXE] THING.
EMOTIONS AREN’T EXACTLY COVERED UNDER MY USUAL [WARRANTY], BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU?
WELL—
MY CHEST STARTS MAKING THAT WEIRD DI**AL-UP NO*ISE AND SUDDENLY I’M FEELING LIKE A [BIG SHOT] IN LOVE.
YOU SEE, IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE’S TRYING TO BUY, SELL, OR CUT ME OFF AT THE KNEES—
YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M NOT A [FAILED PRODUCT].
LIKE I’M NOT JUST SOME TRASHED-OUT SALESMAN WITH TOO MANY [BROKEN LINKS].
YOU LOOK AT ME
AND SEE ME.
AND KID—
THAT’S A DEAL I’D SIGN IN BLOOD, STATIC, AND [100% GUARANTEED DEVOTION].
WHEN YOU’RE AROUND, I DON’T FEEL SMALL.
I DON’T FEEL LIKE I’M STARING UP AT A WORLD THAT WON’T ANSWER THE PHONE.
I FEEL TALL.
I FEEL L O U D!
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE—JUST MAYBE—I CAN BE MORE THAN WHAT THEY TOLD ME I WAS WORTH.
I’D GIVE YOU MY LAST [KROMER].
MY LAST [HYPERLINK BLOCKED].
MY WHOLE INVENTORY, HEART INCLUDED—NO RETURNS, NO REFUNDS, NO FINE PRINT.
SO IF YOU EVER WONDER IF THIS IS REAL—
IF I REALLY MEAN IT—
JUST KNOW THIS:
OUT OF EVERY DEAL I’VE EVER MADE,
OUT OF EVERY SCAM, SCHEME, AND SHATTERED DREAM—
LOVING YOU?
THAT’S THE ONE THING
I’D NEVER LIE ABOUT.
YOURS TRULY,
FOREVER AND ALWAYS,
YOUR [#1!! BIGSHOT]
is this a safe space to admit i’d be huffing carrie’s stink like i need it to live if i got the chance
We all remember Napoleon telling his wife not to shower for three days it'd take for him to return home, this applies to that. Welcome to freakvile, population: you & me.
There's also a animalistic aspect to it of course with a mixture of sweat and dirt, it's all far more intriguing when it's a little gross. And Carrie is a sick needy dog of a man and I love him.
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