Glitter the Critter

Glitz, they/them, in my 20s. Just a cringe artist wanting to share their work with the world. Loves Sonic, Smiling Friends, and slashers. ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/CornSyrupMurderScene

[supersonicslacker]

"average person has 12 evil copies" factoid actualy just a statistical error. average person has 0 evil copies. Sonic Georg, who lives in green hill and has over 10,000 evil copies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[depsidase]

[wolfythewitch]

Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry

[wolfythewitch]

This is my best recreation of it

[jaboody]

i'd say i'm sorry but i'm not

[bathroom-joke]

The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You, man

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[radicalgraff]

Anti-cop poster spotted in Seattle

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

[post-credits scene]

Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?

Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

Hey what the fuck

(from the new season)

[depsidase]

[memewhore]

[von-felden]

Fools, she is force choking the lobster.

[thequeenundying]

Be gone crustacean.

[beggars-opera]

Her name is Virginia Oliver and she just turned 105 years old!

[huffylemon]

[dreams-in-daylight]

B A B Y

ooooo

TINY BABY

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You didn't pre-order that figure that had a pre order window of 2 weeks 6 years ago and how it's $700 on ebay

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You didn't know about the ip because it was popular when you were 7 and the only official plushie tgat was ever made in 2008 is $50000 on mercari

[madmonksandmaenads]

This is what being into occult texts is like. My dumb ass wasn't even collecting sabbatic texts when she was 6, what a fucking idiot.

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Yes collecting overpriced anime figures is exactly like the occult I'm glad someone said it

[mkthedingus]

A Night at the Carnival

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Here's my submission for the @sonadowexch this year! It took me foreverrrr so that's why I haven't posted in awhile. Here's the link to the submission on ao3 along with the other submissions from the other very talented artists and writers!

[softwaring]

moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[0w0rlordunfiltered]

Some Allan wigglypaints:

[rememberthismeme]