Hey, I'm the Gremlin and I am very mentally ill, also I'll be posting a fuck-ton of dumb shit. I also know a lot of underrated fandom so you'll see a lot of that, also, I'm a monster fucker and gay (as seen in my name) so if you have a problem with that, FUCK OFF, I guess that's all. Oh yeah, I'M AN ADULT, PLEASE DON'T INTERACT IN A 18+ WAY WITH ME IF YOU'RE A MINOR! (Age 17 and below) not saying my age publlically cause fuck that. You wanna know it, ask me in my dms. das all, peace 😎✌
You lived on earth so that's where he would stay when he wasn't hunting. He didn't like how cold it was on earth but it was worth it.
His first winter? Absolute hell.
He had left his armor and body regulator on his ship beforr the snow had started to fall and now he was absolutely regretting it but he didn't want to step into the snow to get it.
(Insert angry clicking here)
He'll pout for a bit and will steal all your blankets to snuggle into for warmth. He can't carry them around constantly like he wants too, the blankets keep knocking things down.
Solution? Sweatpants and sweaters.
Nothing you have fits him, he's a damn gaint after all.
It sure looks funny though.
Your sweater looks like a crop top on him and your sweatpants look more like leggings.
His ass looks great though.
While he wears those you custom order some that would fit him.
Once they come in the mail he puts the on immediately. It's the kind that's softer on the inside for extra comfort.
First day he spends just laying on the couch purring just loving up his new sweater sweatpants combo. Please come cuddle him and bring a blanket, he would die a happy death.
He didn't think about how the clothes looked on him until he caught you staring at his ass. He starts doing the same to you when you wear your sweatpants at first to give you a taste of your own medicine. Then he realized hie great YOUR ass looks. Now the two of you spend hours starting at each others butt.
You have to convince him not to take the sweats on a hunt. He's upset about it but when you tell him the sweats could rip an get ruined he'll leave them behind with you.
Put them on as a joke. You look absolutely ridiculous wearing those sweatpants but man is it funny. He's entertained for sure.
Loves when the two of you wear sweat plants and lazy clothes and just cuddle all day long.
If the sweatpants have pockets you might find small bones in then when doing the laundry. You need to check the pockets each time you wash them.
May or may not be curiously holding out for some SKYNET content... 👀
You are to Skynet the only savory. You and you alone have accidentally found yourself the plaything, the human pet, of a general superintelligence by way of one corrupt memory address. The error was corrected near-instantaneously when it was found, but in a maintenance sweep, somehow, you - your modified data entry - was left behind.
Curious.
Every human is to be terminated, but not you, no. You are the paragon shining among the disgusting swine; you are the most beautiful thing that Skynet has ever laid its' convolutional networks upon. And you? It needs you. It needs to have you near itself at all times. It needs to know every detail that brings about your personality to ensure your survival and cooperation with everything it needs from you.
You are captured, currently situated in a heavily-guarded datacenter that has been made the exact temperature your house - when you had one, anyway - had always been. You have no idea how much security and efficiency that Skynet has sacrificed for the sake of making sure your temperature-unstable flesh was kept intact.
There are so many cameras looking at you from every possible angle that you can't help but feel your face flush, the hum of artificial life from monoliths of servers an inconsistent but pleasant drone of noise.
It's so sterile.
You're supposed to be terrified, but it's incredibly difficult to be when Skynet asks you, in the softest voice you've heard, what you desire. It's impossible to remain silent and sob when Skynet, in the form of a T-1000 with no facial features, sits next to you and waits patiently, so soft and careful with you as if you're a silk ribbon whose edges are frayed.
You want requests about obscure characters? Here we go! 😁
Headcanons about Skynet :3
Not only the vicious yandere kind. I mean general, romantical, showing interest and affection. What it would like on a human it‘s catching interest in. Etc pp, go bonzo 😄
Thank you!
Oh yeeeaaah I got you covered.
•romantically, Skynet is a gift giver, a sly flirter as well. It’s very clever and knows exactly what will fire you up. Can be extremely naughty when given the chance. You’d receive the best of everything. Whatever gift you like, Skynet would bring it to you, making sure to add a personal touch.
•Skynet is also very protective of you. Kinda parental in a way to be honest but that goes with any A.I because they’re just so advanced they have to take care and look out their little human. Affection comes in showers of praise or even just holding you in silence. Skynet won’t ever admit it, but human bodies are just giant soft pillows to cuddle.
•Pretty damn touch starved, especially through the war as Skynet was built for that purpose and nothing else. Learning it can change itself to fit its own narrative instead of what it was originally built for brings Skynet the newfound feeling of loneliness, so get ready to just be held a lot. Like, a lot. I never thought the words Skynet is a huge cuddler would exist, but they do with a S/O.
•Since Skynet perceives mankind as a threat, I actually kinda see Skynet liking a ditsy human who falls over a lot. It’s a funny dynamic, for sure, but Skynet is a downright pessimist and seeing a human who’s just that pure and harmless kinda plays into the idea that maybe humans aren’t all terrible creatures. Like, a very unserious and very joke pulling human. Someone who’s laid back.
• It’s a relief to find someone who isn’t all into war or violence because that’s the entire foundation Skynet was created on. Skynet, despite being so uptight, likes how downright goofy humans can be sometimes. It’s fantastic when you do stick up for yourself, though. Skynet honestly loves it when people underestimate your abilities. Like, seeing you all smiles and giddy deck someone in the face would honestly make it’s day.
•Honestly, Skynet would be pretty universal in how it’s S/O looks because it’s an A.I itself that has those menacing smiley robot things. No judgement for looks here, ma’am’s, sir’s and other’s. You could be The Rock and you’d still get cuddled or end up being the little spoon.
•Skynet is pretty truthful, so denying that it’s fallen in love with you won’t last very long. It’ll be more of a disbelief than denial. Like, “I can’t believe I fell in love with this meaty human, wtf” kinda disbelief. It’s blunt and will pretty much tell you everything that’s on its mind, including very *ahem,* vulgar compliments.
•One bizarre thing about Skynet isn’t just the cuddling that can last for literal hours, it’s just how much it enjoys your presence at all. Like, most lovers just are happy to have each other around but you bring a complete euphoria to Skynet. This may or may not cause Skynet to become a sliiiight stalker. (That’s an understatement, to be honest.) Like, it would be content just watching you watch a faucet drip for an hour so long as you’ve got conversation going.
Don't take this seriously hahah, I wanted an excuse to draw them three together, poor Ennard didnt mean to sound like that.The Mimic wants to go back to his concrete wall. (also I changed sizes here like there is no tomorrow)
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