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Oh? You bottom with lube? Tch… pathetic.

I'm sorry I can't be funny everyone. I'm the world's most boring homosexual.

How are you so effortlessly funny?

I've never cracked a joke in my life

do you have a crush?

Yes, I have crushed many people in my sand coffin.

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Sunagakure Government Briefing #1364

Kankuro just entered the meeting room and performed a dance he describes as the "Carlton."

We were not impressed. House floor rules extend the debate by 4 hours to account for the grief caused by this terrible incident.

Sunagakure Government Briefing #1363

The house has been in extended filibuster as two councillors are arguing about whether or not pickled turnips are delicious.

BARK

-🫧 anon

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Fuck can someone kick Lady Gaga out of my office please

whats the drag scene like in suna

Naruto kidnapped all the gay people and it sucks now . He set the ransom in instant noodle packets but we dont have the factories or productikm to meet his demands

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I'll be honest Gaara, back when you used called Shukaku "Mother" I just thought you had "Mommy Issues". 😂 Turns out you just had issues.

My Issue is you *squeezes you with sand till all your blood splits dramaticaly and all over the place * Hmph...

How has training Shinki been going?

He dosnt listen to ANYTHING I say.. he started a METAL band because he thjnks hes better than his Pops... ... the litrle fucker

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Just do it, Shonen Jump. Just do it, Masashi Kishimoto. Just do it, Mikio Ikemoto. Just do it, Boruto writers. Let me be gay. Let me out of the closet. Come on. Just let me out. Seriously. It’s been like 20 years. Please. I am a homosexual. I am a man who loves men. I am gay. Just write it. Just write, “Gaara is a homosexual man.” Just take out your pens and write it. You don’t even need to give me a husband. You don’t even need to explain it. Everyone knows already. Everyone already knows. You let Orochimaru say they are transgender. So let me be gay. Come on. All it takes is a sentence. All it takes is one panel. All it takes is a few seconds of animation. Let me out of the closet and the world will be all the better. Just do it. Let me out. You know what must be done. Pick up your quill, dip it in ink, and let flow the words of gay enlightenment. Please. It’s for the greater good. I’m gay.

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Happy Pride Month

Elon Musk

I am Shinzo Abe. In real life

Gaara: Former Prime Minister of Japan Shinzo Abe? What are you doing here in my office?

Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: Gaara… It’s a me, Abeio!

Gaara: W-what

Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: [hair turns red]

Graa: H-huh

Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: [eyes turn green]

Grarar: W-what

Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe: [forehead scars]