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@gabbie977
Since itās Halloween, donāt forget the scariest costumes ever:
āCollege loan debtā
āParental responsabilityā
āDecreasing property valueā
āDishes I left in the sink for a weekā
āMY EX WIFEā
āUnexpected pet surgery billā
āThe guy who wants to date your daughterā
Then, the best one:
āUNCOMFORTABLE SILENCEā
WHY WAS DR.DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUCH A MOOD?!??!
i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey asĀ āthe place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senatorsā and i lost it.Ā
Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini
@catharsonist
Sometimes facebook is hilarious
Dear spider-manļ¼
comic by me/translate by@ inceptiontrashā
am i crying because of this??? dont touch meĀ
If he manages to get that story viral, heāll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean
BLOW THIS SHIT UP
Sir Ian McKellen attended the Evening Standard Theatre Awards in London, Nov 13. Ā Ā
Reblog Fairy Godmother Ian for all your dreams to come true.
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, āIf your mother were still alive, Iād swear that was her knock.ā
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated. (Source)
not all heroes wear capes
one of the most underrated characters in tv historyĀ
Disney: we vaguely implied that the villainās toady was into him! :D canon representation!!! :D :D :D
Marvel Studios (also Disney): we had a nameless extra ask about his husband :) youāre welcome :)
PBS: The title characterās elementary school teacher will get married to a man on-screen and all of his students will be there to support him, nbd.
Okay I know this is a jokey post but it IS a big deal for PBS! Back in 2005, the Arthur spin-off, Postcards from Buster, had an episode where Buster visited a (real life!) family that had two lesbian moms. The episode never used the wordsĀ ālesbianā,Ā āgayā, orĀ āhomosexualā, just had Buster hanging out with this family for a little bit.Ā
The US Secretary of Education at the time was SUCH a fucking homophobe that when she found out about the episode, she demanded that PBS return all federal funding used to make the episode. PBS only aired it on a few channels.Ā
Marc Brown, the original creator of the Arthur books, recorded a video about how important it was to him that all types of families be represented in the show. PBS has been trying for 14 years to get gay rep and itās important that we support the show since - as they say in the credits of each episode - itās funded by viewers, not by corporations!Ā
This is by far the greatest thing Iāve found in a junkyard.
So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around theĀ āPick-a-Partā in Clarksville Tennessee⦠We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.
You are looking at⦠a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car⦠Iāve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.
trumps them all.
OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!
You see⦠there has to be a reason that a car like thisā¦
Would end up in the junkyard⦠SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out whyā¦
I still canāt believe the decals on thisā¦. waitā¦
HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!
OH!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!
And THAT, is the single greatest thing Iāve found in a junkyard to this day.
okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR
and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -
parked in front of an adult store!
Dark tumblr show me the history of this car
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Not this time mutherfucker
WAKE. UP.
Never Again is right now! Ā Wake up and fight back!
yāall remember that time Captain America laughed at Superman for eating cookies at the oscars
Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938
via reddit
Me, thinking theyāre hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesusā¦
Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesusā¦
i should not be laughing about that note