Great Job!

gabe; previously diamond-dad

[gabezila]

👹

[gabezila]

[gabezila]

[astonishmaint]

me @ tumblr

[unclefather]

Young, dumb and full of gum

[unclefather]

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

[sad-pandad]

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

[unclefather]

my whats? 

[dankxsinatra]

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ncgh-deactivated20140802]

[unit04-deactivated20141126]

Thanks spanky

[thyrell]

vibe test came back negative :(

[cowgirlmilkers]

6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.

[thyrell]

what the fuck

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

[98736287268478012769-deactivate]

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[liamnotpayne]

I’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire fucking LIFE

[awrats]

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Makeshift exhaust, found at my school

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

if u cut off my dick two more will grow in its place

[bardbreakfast]

Promise?

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

this is the strangest and most thought provoking response I’ve ever received on a post