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20smthn | bi Geologist, Trekkie Yo sueño, tú sueñas, nosotros soñamos.

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[sovietnam]

[midnightglances]

there’s actually 100g of protein in complimenting me

[figofswords]

i miss my beautiful wife joann fabrics it feels as if eons have passed since i last saw her. this guy michael keeps waving her visage in front of me and saying she’s living in his house but he is lying to me. i know this because i went into his house and found only fragments and memories of my beautiful wife joann and pictures of her shadowed face labeled “online only”. michael won’t even let me order swatches from him

[dogpuppy]

[transfemininomenon]

i mainly remain cynical about politics in this country since i know establishment democrats will do everything in their power to avoid anyone actually left from getting in office but damn if recent batches of more progressive people getting voted in over longstanding established democrats doesn't give me at least Some hope. the people WANT this.

[transfemininomenon]

if nothing else getting to see people having meltdowns over "COMMUNIST LEFT WING INSURGENTS" puts a smile on my face 🖤

[transfemininomenon]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[ashstfu]

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[oswednesday]

hold on

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[milsae]

Here’s my piece for the Farewell To The Falls at Gallery Nucleus tomorrow! Hope you guys enjoy there X)

[datasoong47]

[grapnel]

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

[sepdet]

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

[rivendellrose]

Wake up, babe, a new example of why the Oxford comma is a really good idea just dropped...

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[invaderxan]