i'm all out of salt.

gail weston. 28. currently working as a lawyer at ihq.

[ssweeneys]

Odette Annable as Maddie Pruitt in Tell Me A Story, Season 2

[gail-hq]

althea--evans‌:

Oh my god! Not stabbed, Gail. You’re so mean! But other than inciting violence, I definitely agree with you. It’s not cute at all. It’s toxic and gross.

im right and u know it. pda is gross and people should avoid it at all cost

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: How can you be so sure??

GAIL: 10 bucks i wont

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: DIRTY GET UP

CASEY: Fine.

CASEY: Don't stare too hard when you see me.

GAIL: i highly doubt i will

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: I'm offended!! That you would think I would dress like a HOBO.

CASEY: How nice is nice?

GAIL: just not ur normal dirty get up

GAIL: im sure u can manage to look nice somehow

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Fine.

CASEY: FINE.

CASEY: I WILL TAKE LUNCH

GAIL: im picking the place

GAIL: tmr at noon, dress nicely

GAIL: no hobo wear

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: ???

CASEY: Okay but. Why not?

GAIL: my time my rules

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: .......

CASEY: I suppose.

CASEY: But let's make it dinner.

GAIL: no

GAIL: it's lunch or nothing

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: LIKE A SCAVENGER HUNT

CASEY: I LOVE THOSE

GAIL: ...

GAIL: ok sure w/e

GAIL: do we hv a deal??

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: So I can bother you when you're not at the office??

GAIL: if u can find me

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Just at work????

GAIL: i cant control what u do outside of it ????

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: AND YOU GET THE PLEASURE OF MINE

CASEY: Or just pleasure, really.

GAIL: is it rly tho

GAIL: whatever fine

GAIL: u want lunch we'll do lunch

GAIL: then u promise to leave me alone at work

[gail-hq]

smythehq‌:

Well a birthday occurred. Nothing eventful transpired other than a mediocre hook up, it wasn’t horrible though and over all, it wasn’t at all the worst birthday I’ve ever had. That said I still should do something big for living another year, maybe a night out on the town…VIP lounge, bottle girl…who’s in?

im down if there’s free booze. are there gonna be strippers too???

[marley-hq]

F2F ➸ MARLEY & GAIL.

[gail-hq]

marley-hq‌:

“Honestly? I’ve just been working a lot and then planning this special birthday for Spence,” she said, “I mean, of course working isn’t so much working as it is doing what I’m passionate about, like, writing music never feels like work, it just feels like freedom,” she explained. “But I’ve been churning out a lot of covers until I’m ready to release any new originals. I’m actually crazily perfectionistic when it comes to the final versions of my songs, like, they won’t see the light of day until- sorry, I’m talking your ear off,” she laughed a little. “Is there any music you’re excited about lately?” she asked as they stopped at a red light. 

“I asked,” Gail said nonchalantly, glancing over at Marley’s side profile. “It’s been the same old playlist for me, so nothing new. I don’t usually find new things to like for myself, it’s usually prompted by others. Sometimes when my brother send me stupid shit, some of them are pretty decent.” She shrugged. “Not that I am reaffirming his poor taste, but in the rare times that he gets it right. What’s your suggestion? And don’t you dare say Taylor Swift.”

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text 📲 gail

KITTY: fine. i'll pay you if you win. if you lose, i'll publicly shame your name.

KITTY: um... what?? no way.

GAIL: pls i never lose

GAIL: dead ass. swear to god. dont drink pepsi

[marley-hq]

F2F ➸ MARLEY & GAIL.

[gail-hq]

marley-hq‌:

Marley nodded, “I can deal with that,” she said, “Hey! My sweater is just fine, right? I mean, I’m wearing jeans, but this sweater is nice! I got it at the cutest little shop!” She laughed, turning on her music and humming along. 

Rolling her eyes in mirth, Gail tried to hide her smile. “I’m sure you did, somewhere tucked into the corner where drug deals just so happen to take place as well.” Not knowing what else to say, Gail mulled over her choices. On one hand, she could take the opportunity to get to know Marley a little bit more, maybe even ask about her annoying sister - not that she cared remotely about Casey, because that’s a little gay - but on the other hand, she didn’t want to come off as too friendly. God knows what can of worms that would open if anyone were to think Gail was the talkative type. “So... Did anything interesting lately?”

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natewestonhq‌:

can you just be nice for once?

aw is the ugly baby going to cry???