i'm all out of salt.

gail weston. 27. currently working as a lawyer at ihq.

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📲 kitty x gail

KITTY: wasn't high on my to-do list. like, no offence.

KITTY: but tea

KITTY: who are you kissing and slapping??

GAIL: nobody

GAIL: its just a saying

GAIL: geez

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: That’s okay.

CASEY: I’ll let you work, remember? You can do your sexy smart person thing. I’ll keep myself entertained.

CASEY: Kissing after.

GAIL: ok open sesame

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Come over. Right now.

GAIL: geez ok ill be there

GAIL: but i still have to work for a bit

GAIL: that means no kissing

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: You’re a catch.

CASEY: Okay. Good!

CASEY: That’s good.

CASEY: Perfect.

GAIL: ok good

GAIL: am i still coming over or hv u changed ur mind?

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Are you?

GAIL: not that its ur business bc i can sleep w whoever i want

GAIL: and a lot of ppl would want to sleep w me for the record

GAIL: but no

GAIL: just u

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: I’m cute and cheesy and you like it.

CASEY: I don’t really... say that to people.

CASEY: I’m not sleeping with anyone else right now, anyway.

GAIL: ur not?

GAIL: ok cool

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: You like that I’m cheesy af. 😆

CASEY: I doubt I’d regret anything with you.

GAIL: omg

GAIL: n i think u actually believe that

GAIL: do u say that to like everyone u screw?

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Whatever you want, princess.

CASEY: I’m not gonna say no to you.

CASEY: (And before you say you’re a queen and not a princess, I know. Princess just sounds cuter.)

GAIL: god do u work part time for hallmark????

GAIL: u r gonna regret ever saying those words btw

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Well, that’s a good thing.

CASEY: I like helping you become less stressed.

GAIL: r we like not allowed to have sex tonight????

GAIL: bc i think we should

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: I meant with all that stress from work... it’s like you constantly have it on your shoulders. The furrowed brows, like you’re always thinking about work. Which I get. Work is important.

CASEY: Like, c’mon. I like that you’re a lawyer. I think it’s sexy.

CASEY: I just mean I also like when you’re... Gail. When that stress finally leaves you and you can relax.

GAIL: u kinda make it hard 2 b stressed out when im w u

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: I mean, okay, I’ve seen you more than I’ve seen Marley. But I think Marley’s off with her boytoy.

CASEY: I’m not spending time with you because I have to or feel like I have some sort of obligation.

CASEY: I like hanging out with you and seeing you smile and kind of just... be Gail. Just Gail. Not lawyer Gail Weston. I really like that.

GAIL: so u dont like me as a lawyer?

GAIL: bc boy ive got some news to tell u

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: But WHY? I think you’re cute.

CASEY: ...no?

CASEY: Why do you ask?

CASEY: I really like spending time with you, so I wanna keep spending time with you.

CASEY: Do you think it’s too much?

GAIL: idk?? i mean ive seen u more in the last week than i hv seen my best friend in like a month

GAIL: its just usually ppl dont spend time w me unless they hv to

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: You’re cute too.

CASEY: Okay, okay.

CASEY: I mean, you could have breakfast with me, but fine.

CASEY: His food does look good.

GAIL: ??? im not cute

GAIL: take it back u take it back rn

GAIL: u dont think we r spending 2 much time 2gether?

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: But I’m cute. 😆

CASEY: Yes.

CASEY: I’ll show you I’m good for more than just the physical.

GAIL: doesnt mean u r not insufferable

GAIL: fine i'll be there

GAIL: but im not staying over

GAIL: connor's feeding me tmr morning

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: Make me.

CASEY: Do you just want that?

GAIL: you're insufferable

GAIL: idk yet

GAIL: want a chance to argue ur case?

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: A+ at sex, though. Nice. 😎

CASEY: I’m GREAT company even without the physical stuff, though.

GAIL: shut ur face

GAIL: what if i only want the physical stuff??

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CASEY 📲 GAIL.

CASEY: And you will stay for the fine company.

GAIL: hm

GAIL: if u call great kisser n a+ at sex 'fine company' then sure