That didnât come out right in New Order, part 2.

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That didnât come out right in New Order, part 2.
at envirothon we were walking to the big tent where all the teams meet and we passed this soil-pit shaped hole in the ground that was filled with water and our advisor was like âscuba soil pit for [insert my name here]â but tbh ive always wanted to be a soil mermaid
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When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with âplease, Mom?â I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.
Dude. Family life on point.
I have a special knock so if i bring friends home mum dosent answer the door naked lol
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Things I learned youâll actually need for your dorm after one year of college that you probably wonât see on pinterest
So, I recently finished my first year at college (which was definitely an adventure, and probably one of the best years of my life so far) and Iâve made a few mistakes, but none that couldnât be fixed. For example, I really didnât do adequate research as to what Iâll actually need for my dorm room because I was too busy fantasizing how I was gonna diy decorate my dorm room into a pinterest masterpiece. Anyway, I quickly learned my lesson.
Basically, your dorm room isnât just for display. You live there. Itâs gonna get messy, itâs gonna have to store a lot of stuff, and youâre not always going to have time to keep it in pristine condition because life gets crazy. But you can deal with it, I promise, and for all the new freshman prepping for their first dorm experience, I want to give some advice on how you can be prepared for what college life actually hits you with.
Alright, so I actually ended up being in a triple (so I had two roommates) which meant I had even less space than the average broom-closet sized dorm room and I had two people I had to get along with. Thankfully, we all ended up being really close and very considerate of each other, and I am incredibly grateful for it. We learned our lessons together, and this is the list of stuff we came up with:
1. Vacuum: Get a real vacuum, maybe a cheap one (not like a crazy dyson), but a real one. Not just a handheld one (like we had) because it wonât be enough. Girls shed hair. A lot. (especially three long haired girls like us) People might accidentally spill a bag of powdered sugar on your rug, or you might rip open a bag of cereal a little too vigorously, or, more seriously, you might break something like glass and you donât want anyone cutting open their foot on a shard.Â
2. Swiffer: If your floor was linoleum like ours (thatâs why we needed a rug, which Iâll mention later), then it will get dusty and dirty. Having a swiffer is just nice to have because once you vacuum your rug clean, you donât want the dirt on the linoleum getting on the rug. Plus, itâs gonna a rain and thereâs gonna be mud. Itâs gross.
3. Brita filter: So my dorm was actually the absolute best freshman dorm not just because the people were amazing, but because we had sinks. IN OUR ROOMS. It is just so CONVENIENT. Anyway, I am fully aware that not everyone is as lucky as us and the only sinks will be in the bathroom. A Brita filter pitcher is nice to keep in your fridge because you can have fresh clean in your room at any given moment.
4. Trash can: We had three in our room for each person but they kinda ended up being shared based on location in the room, but yeah. You need somewhere to throw away stuff.
5. Plastic bags or just garbage bags: And not only do you need a place to throw away stuff, you need plastic bags or garbage bags for clean disposal. And trash piles up real fast in your tiny room, so youâll need to replenish these bags very often. I learned from my mom that you always have a place to store your plastic bags, and so we had a designated plastic bag drawer where we kept all the bags from our local campus convenience store, or the drug store, or wherever. Trust me, itâs saved lives. (as in, barf bags)
6. Command hooks: So we had to bunk two beds and loft another to have enough room and itâs kind of a pain in the ass to constantly climb down to throw something out so we had a trash bag hanging from a command hook on my roommateâs lofted bed and yeah. That bag has saved lives. (same situation as above) Plus, you can hang hats, bags, towels, little caddies for your toothbrush off of these hooks and itâs just so nice because you donât lose things.
7. Clorox wipes: Again, stuff gets gross, and youâll unfortunately need to clean things (ie your mom doesnât clean everything for you anymore). Have two packs stored because you never know.
8. Dish soap: Real dishes need to be washed well, or else youâll get sick.
9. Sponges: For the dish soap. And the dishes.
10. Windex: For our mirror, which we wrote on with washable marker, and I killed ants with it too.Â
11. Storage for food: Something airtight so bugs canât get to it, like a trunk. We also had mice sometimes go into our vents. And then into peopleâs rooms. Theyâre looking for a warm place to hide, and food. Donât leave food out is the lesson. But also have food in your room! Our room was well known to always have food and its really nice when youâre staying up late and everything is closed.
12. Tissues: Freshman plague is so real. You will most certainly get it, and probably several times too.Â
13. Vitamins and medicine: Your immune system is gonna get a work out in college. Help it out with some vitamin C tablets. Have some tylenol or advil for headaches and aches and pains. And side note, if youâre really sick, just go to the health center, you donât have to suffer through it.
14. Slippers: Get a comfy, cheap pair (because sometimes dorm hallways are gross, especially on the weekends) that you can wear all around your building and still be comfy.
15. Power strip: So much stuff needs to be plugged in and you definitely wonât have enough outlets between you and your roommate(s).
16. Printer: Okay, this seems a little unreasonable, but we were lucky because my one roommate had a spare one at home (how though??) and I have frequently said it is my favorite thing in our room. It has come in clutch so many times. But if you have a campus printer near you, or if its too expensive, itâs fine not to have one. But if you do get one, I would recommend getting one that is NOT wireless. University wifi doesnât like you using other wifi (ie it wonât work). Get a printer that has a cable.
17. Plastic plates and forks: We have real dishes and silverware too, but plastic stuff is just easier clean up.
18. Rug: I almost forgot about this one.The floor gets cold and a rug also makes a room feel homier. You and your friends are gonna sit there and bond all that fun stuff, and someone might even sleepover on it (if they have a sleeping bag).
19. Chairs: So we actually didnât have any other chairs other than the ones that university gave us for our desks and those are okay and everything, but some of our friends had these amazing, foldable, springy chairs that were so comfortable and also a lot of fun, and I am definitely getting one for my room next year.Â
Other things you might need but might forget (maybe?):
Razors
Umbrella
Rain boots
Rain coat
Extra towels
Contact solution
Favorite mug
Tea
Stapler
Make up wipes
Facials
Lamp
Of course, this is not an exhaustive list, youâll definitely need other things (like a fridge, microwave, sheets, pillows, decorations, etc), or see that you really donât need some of the things Iâve mentioned. Honestly, do what you feel is best and good luck! I loved my first year at college! Like basically everyone, I had some trouble adjusting at first. I felt pretty lonely in the beginning too, but once you start going, things start to fall into place. I met some great people, had some great classes, and honestly, Iâm going to miss my first yearâeven with all the excitement of being an upperclassman next semester.
I hope this helped and that you have just as great of an experience in your first year as I didâactually, even better!
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