Sober & Irrelevant

Dont tell me theres no hope at all - together we stand, divided we fall..

[thesquirtlesquad]

I read this as a kid and it had a really significant effect on me and and it’s a big influence on my world view and I still think it’s the most beautiful and profound thing anyone’s ever said about beauty

[galaxies-ive-seen-blog]

Yay happy “new year”, where everything stays the same while you try to lie to yourself that maybe you might become a better person. Each new year is just turning a page in a book.. still the same old story. Bring it on i guess.

[anytownwithanyname-deactivated2]

[seudag]

where’s my fucking risotto

[jordanforinstance]

FUCKING HELL GORDON

[mauszrum]

I CAN T BREATHE

[toastyrabbit-deactivated2018112]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WHERES MY RISOTTO

[unusedaccountnow-deactivated202]

this is all i thought about whenever i saw this

[two-braiins-deactivated20220430]

YOU ALL NEED JESUS

[drugsandtvshowsallday]

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

[nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva]

So satisfying

[sensitiveandopinionated-deactiv]

omg…this just made me …excited

[ijuswannagetbaked]

coming home from work like B^)

[coltfourtyfiveandtwozigzags]

12 gram nug of grape god

[thatswhatmaryjanesaid]

And beautiful baby roses💓

[superphazed]

[stonerparty]

superphazed

[skygenders]

[rlhansen]

[zackbenimble-deactivated2016121]

@running-from-real-life

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

me: can i go to the bathroom?

teacher: i don’t know. can you?

she’s got me. i haven’t evolved a standard animal digestive system. i continue to photosynthesize my energy

[technolojeeesus-blog]

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

[baileyarber-deactivated20180111]

Fuck.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

[fun-n-fashion]

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

[supahighposts]

Wow…

[constructionpaperandtears]

[ilikegirlsbro-deactivated201608]

This fucked me up

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

[castielsteenwolf]

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

[wingscanspeak]

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

[zorobro]

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

[wingscanspeak]

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

[30secondstocalifornia]

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

[prince-cake]

bless you

[wingscanspeak]

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

[panicatthegym]

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

[rightplace-wrongtime]

I have no words

[zazzcrafting-deactivated2017061]

I seriously just needed this

[setbabiesonfire]

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

[atx-nerd-mom]

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

[andromedafalls]

Fucking right

[cosmicrystalwitch]

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly