If youâre going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that itâs not everyoneâs thing. Iâm just saying. Someoneâs gotta do it.
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If youâre going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that itâs not everyoneâs thing. Iâm just saying. Someoneâs gotta do it.
odin: heyâŠ. uh⊠lokiâŠâŠ son⊠why are you wearing⊠black and greenâŠ.?
loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right
odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))
loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!
odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good thatâs great good :)))))))
friend:Â iâm going to the fridge you want anything to drinkâ
me:
never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house
a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home
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Words cannot even describe how blown away I am right now. To see all this work in print is absolutely insane! Everything came out beautifully and Iâm so excited to share it very very soon!! đ€đđ€
Our Leader. He is us. We are him.
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.
thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies
#this is an exact quote from peter parker himself
We need to stop doing this
Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders
oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru
she heard my order exactly, i didnât stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool
mood: this fuckgin elekid plush
itâs so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you canât figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this
no one likes his singing voice save for the crows (?)
CR Loves: Daft Punkâs new Saint Laurent look
Listen, iâd absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldnât fuck every monster.
A werewolf, he comes to me and says âhey, you wanna go for a ride?â and I says âsureâ because heâs hot.
But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.
Op the fact that size doesnât deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly
This is the nicest addition to this post Iâve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.
Highly-radioactive-nerd youâre not a coward, youâre awesome
Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want
You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing
And thatâs knowing your limits
Physically, mentally, and emotionally.
You find the monster thatâs best for YOU
And you have a nice day
A curious little spider.
Why do I constantly get attacked on this site
the guy who has his life figured out is mario