im made out of pixels

damn you kevin barnes your funky grooves have turned me into a bisexual

[totalspiffage]

If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.

[minggom-archive]

odin: hey…. uh… loki…… son… why are you wearing… black and green….?

loki: i dunno i guess it just felt right

odin, nervously: o-oh???? :)))

[see-arcane]

loki: Look father I made myself a helmet with horns!

odin, sweating under the eye patch: good good that’s great good :)))))))

[puyopuyo]

friend: i’m going to the fridge you want anything to drink–

me:

[stardustschild]

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

[sneakyfeets]

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

[daftzine]

🤖🔜🤖

[tncts]

Words cannot even describe how blown away I am right now. To see all this work in print is absolutely insane! Everything came out beautifully and I’m so excited to share it very very soon!! 🤖💖🤖

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[melonmemes]

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies

[dadmondmiles]

#this is an exact quote from peter parker himself

[acavatica]

[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

[oockitty]

[lmaonade]

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

[lmaonade]

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

mood: this fuckgin elekid plush

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[maltedmalaphors]

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

[tudoujie]

no one likes his singing voice save for the crows (?)

[crfashionbook]

CR Loves: Daft Punk’s new Saint Laurent look

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

[wendyalice-archive]

Op the fact that size doesn’t deter you but the principal of the matter and the metaphorical ramifications of sexing Godzilla makes you the perfect 2018 mood honestly

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

This is the nicest addition to this post I’ve gotten. Its mostly other monsterfuckers calling me a coward.

[wendyalice-archive]

Highly-radioactive-nerd you’re not a coward, you’re awesome

Fuck that coward shit, you know what you want

You know your limits. 2018 is about getting rid of that bad shit and healing

And that’s knowing your limits

Physically, mentally, and emotionally.

You find the monster that’s best for YOU

And you have a nice day

[highly-radioactive-nerd]

[deanheezen]

A curious little spider.

[ruinedchildhood]

[soupofthedayy]

Why do I constantly get attacked on this site

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

the guy who has his life figured out is mario