I sang a song and the Daleks ran away

Hey Im Kat! 26 years old, crying most of the time tbh, reblogs a lot of lord of the rings and whatever else i want

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I think about that one headcanon where Legolas is considered not great looking by elvish standards, like, all the time

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Ok, NOW it’s out of my system. You may recall a cracky Trek/LOTR crossover draw from last month where I laugh over the idea of Jim Kirk belaboring under the assumption that Spock cares that Legolas does parkour and Jim doesn’t. 

Well, sometimes a cartoon piano falls on my head and I forget what an absolute nightmare comics are to coordinate – here’s a little rendition of Gimli pretending he’s never had problems with pointy-eared beanpoles, ever, not once in his life. 

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Spicy GOmens for an anonymous benefactor :3c <3

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“Tell me, which would she have you value more?”

For @thomasmxller, who asked me for Legolas returning to Mirkwood for the first time after the Ring War. :) This is one of my fave imagined scenarios for the Mirkboys ‘cause in my humble headcanon Thranduil is a sometimes-emotionally difficult but otherwise pretty good and supportive dad. If Legolas, say, makes a trip to Imladris to run basically a quick errand…………and ends up being MIA for a year while there is a very scary war on…………I think perhaps that’s the exact moment a father might realize he definitely hasn’t told his son that he loves him nearly enough. 

 Anyway - this topic is very dear to me – thank you for your support!! 😊💕

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i punked myself again re: actually using references lmao

Zira’s hair is an absolute NIGHTMARE, how do you all do it???

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people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms motherfucker??? get bent 

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Once more, dear friends!

Howdy! I am Deheer, and I’ve been hit with some unexpected bills recently. We will be ok –– but I could really use a little extra cash (couldn’t we all). Normally I would limit slots, but as circumstances are a little bit different this time, I will do all Ko-fi requests on a first-come-first-serve basis.

Great! I’m in –– what now?

Find details here; yes, it’s really that easy!

Some guidelines and things to keep in mind

🌱I will take a crack at basically whatever, but please be sensitive to the sorts of things I like to draw (E.g. Gigolas is super fun for me right now, but there is a reason why my gallery isn’t full of robots or OCs… and to be honest, you probably wouldn’t really want me tackling them, either!). 

🌱I will fulfill everything in the order I received them, and put them into the queue, so if it’s been a hot minute and you haven’t seen your request, please be patient! All things in due time. :)

🌱And of course, if you like what I do in general and would like to toss me a quarter like a man playing six accordions at once in a train station, I’d never say no –– here’s my Ko-Fi!

Thanks for the eyeballs, and for your support!! 💕💕No matter which fandom I’m nonsensing about in, you guys have all always made me feel so welcomed and appreciated, and I love ya for it!!

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Boop!
@chachipistachie asked me for goob omans and I’m an extremely bad girlfriend ‘cause it took me forever lmao.


Aziraphale, of course, has ulterior motives that are cake-based.

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i come to you on this fine monday to ask you, for no reason at all other than it just occured to me, do you think elves wear underwear bc they don’t really need to since their robes hide everything hdyfjdhfhbb

the no-fun answer is: well yes i suppose they must… unless elves don’t sweat (which….. what if elves regulated their body temp through their ears like elephants or fennec foxes?????? what if they sweat through their fingertips like cats??? )

but the extremely fun answer is absolutely not and they don’t even care about it so with the power of one (1) ominous but in-all-respects-fairly-light breeze passing through Rivendell everyone at the council of Elrond saw that dude’s whole ass  

(crowd of non-elves gasps in surprise and fear)

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little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

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Because we know that Legolas went days without sleep feelin’ spry as ever, I see this and I raise you 48 hours when they true-sleep

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@what-your-elf-eyes-see Not only am I into this, I’m obsessed with this. What if the reason why elves don’t really like to true-sleep is because they’re basically comatose and it makes them super vulnerable?

It takes him a minute to get started back up again, he’ll get there.

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here’s a closeup of usagi since the downsize killed me

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@frequenzies asked me for Spock in high vulcan fashion, or trendy clothes

Unfortunately I am an ancient skeleton cursed to surf the web forever more and as such have no grasp on what’s fashionable, so here is my humble fulfillment of the head bitch himself in my OOTD (which was selected for me because: see above, skeleton).

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little spoon!Leg for @loveandslander

I love the concept of elf-sleep and true-sleep. What if elves just fuckin………conk out for 18 hours and wake up forgetting what year it is when they true-sleep

hot take all elves ugly-sleep

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some gigolas smoocheroonies :)

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eyes of the grave 💀🌺 twitter

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an extremely quick and rough first attempt at some Bagginses 😊