mettatena's strongest soldier

Adult. I may reblog/post suggestive/sexual stuff so be wary of that. they/them. nerdy ass enby. bi but in a gayer way. college biology student. I speak ESP/ENG/GAL. card-carrying homosexualist and transgenderist. Death to the IDF and the US

[galician-cheez]

woppa grandma style

[yumezuke]

pre-work doodles of the day: good ol Freelance Surgeon and the kid that asks him too many questions

[strawberry-crocodile]

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

[themainspoon]

Old Men when that egg wrap hits:

[mistdrawz-bonnie]

even moar......

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[therantingsocialscientist]

Some more context:

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

Okay ❤️ Yay ❤️

[facingtheravens]

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[wiimotion]

T_T I wish bathroom-related disabilities weren’t still today the subject of so much baseless ableism and hatred.. When you learn that kind of shame, it can kill you. People think “it’s too embarrassing to be seen buying an enema, or to go to the ER and need a manual disimpaction. I’ll just wait this one out” and then the bowel perforates and that can kill you in no time at all. And a LOT of it is just because of the meaningless stigma surrounding something as universal and basic as.. peeing and pooping?? That’s insane! Most everyone does it! Get over yourself and stop perpetuating shame!! Knowing someone has to wear a diaper will not kill you, but the embarrassment that person feels might just kill them!!

[mylittleplaylist]

Applejack (Special Release) // Fallen, Evanescence

[gay--dog]

i cant stop saying "im gonna smile" lately its really funny to me. cause saying it that way makes it sound like a threat or something. like fuck if you dont watch out im seriously gonna Smile . im seriously gonna fucking Grin myself

[obscuretobyfox]

the obscuretobyfox discord is currently discussing what will happen in Chapter 6 and I think we just solved it

[marlin-finding-nemo]

Wilderness of tumblr is beautiful

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

[stabethadeathwhisper]

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

[mysteryteacup]

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

[vampalaurels]

they do this every single time bro is TIREEEED

[lettucemakar]

Word already had a word count?! That WORKED?

You made a computer that can't COUNT?!

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

[yorhaw]

Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.

[footlongdingledong]

hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier

[cosmic-crasher]

I never even considered how this might look to someone unfamiliar with the katamari game series

[kidzbopdeathgrips]