Shit City

Molly / 30-something / white / tme / any pronouns

[impracticality-deactivated20230]

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[daikenkki]

[penisman9000]

[boybeetles]

[muzzlesbian]

did someone say something

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[ash-ofpallet]

[andmaybegayer]

I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

[mammalianmammals]

Ord's Kangaroo Rat (Dipodomys ordii), family Heteromyidae, southern ALB, Canada

photograph by Andy Teucher

[sovietnam]

[retrogamingblog2]

[bicokun]

Love how the fact that sexual dimorphism was introduced after this comic retroactively makes this Pikachu mlm.

[wizardshark]

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

[grimoiremanifest]

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

[wizardshark]

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

[mikheevanora-deactivated2025062]

[snailtongue]

[ID: A small brown and white calf resting their head on the head of a large black longhorn cow. The bigger cow is grazing and paying no mind to the baby.]

[amnhnyc]

It’s Caturday! Meet the Oncilla (Leopardus tigrinus)! Also known as the little tiger cat or tigrillo, it has a wide range across South America and parts of Central America, ranging from northern Costa Rica to northern Argentina. The wild feline is adaptable and lives in a variety of forest habitats. While it’s skilled at climbing trees, it prefers sticking to the ground. Its diet includes a variety of critters such as birds, lizards, and small mammals.

Photo: Cloudtail the Snow Leopard, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0, flickr 

[shiftythrifting]

Village Discount Outlet, Akron, OH

[cryptid-sighting]

*is forced to wear this and parade myself around town and children throw rotten produce at me*

[brazenautomaton]