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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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@galorede
actually insane that they talked about engaging in wild sex acts in their kitchen to assert dominance over their naked neighbour and 90% of the posts on here are dan lovingly makes phil coffee :) they’re gonna spend christmas at the lester’s :) dan does phil squats :)
slime monster obama: my jello americans
phil squats
dan & phil + social media posts (15/?)
My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.
E.g.
[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]
[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]
[ID: The vague blurry notion of a whale]
Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales
i love dan and phil because they're more than boyfriends but also they haven't labelled it and they're in a situationship. how dare the builders call them boyfriends have they not earned partner status. they share a bed but have separate bedrooms. if they go too far apart the universe would rip in half but the best quality time is when they're gaming in separate areas of the house. propose on hard launch and you will be hit with the phan curse of staying together forever in marriage. no they're not married. they are a ranch metaphor and two 4,000-year-old tortoises and put on this earth to be together. no they would not share a toothbrush that's disgusting. but yes, they are like actual soulmates.
Walter wide was many things but it is extremely funny how he neglected his own flesh and blood teenage son in order to be an even worse father to a wholly different guy
Put president in open convertible. open convertible perfec t size to put president in to nap! inside very soft and comfort president sleep soundly put president in open convertible. put president in open convertible. no problems ever in oppen convertible because good shape and support for president neck weak of big president head. anopen convertible yes a place for president put president in open convertible can trust convertible for giveing good love to president. friend convertible.
Place boat in lake superior. Lake Superior perfec t size to put boat captain for n\ap! inside lake very Calm and Gentle crew sleep soundly put boat in Lake Superior. Put Boat In Lake Superior. no problems ever in lake superior because good Shape and Support for boat on water surface great floating and not sinking. Lake Superior yes a place for a boat put boats in lake superior can trust lake superior for giveing good love to boats. friend lake
"Put Baby in pelican mouth" has transformed my thinking in ways I haven't entirely discovered yet. The other day at the shop I heard "just give us your ID card at the till to get 15% off such-and-such products!" And my brain went "Big Chain Store perfec/t size for give all your personal data! Deals very cheap and fun your data safe give data to Big Chain Store. Give data to Big Chain Store. No problems ever with Big Chain Store because good size and safety for ID card weak of so much yummy personal data. Abig Chain Store yes a place for data give data to Big Chain Store can trust Big Chain Store for give data to all its friends. Friend Store"
much to think about
@shamelessfanturkeycreator incredibly real. you understand
really obsessed with dan and phil getting into a new content niche only to discover that apparently the entire tourism and hospitality sector of the city of london is run by phannies
The rebrand of Dan from "oh my god my best friend is such a dork and i'm a cynical bitch but we have fun together" to "i'm in love with this dumb bitch" is quite impressive, but Phil's rebrand from "i'm just a silly innocent guy with emo hair" to "i love talking about piss and gay sex to rile my boyfriend up and also i'm hot"??? Actually life changing
tumblr should add spoilered text. 10% for the purpose of spoilering things 90% for doing dumb bits
COUGH
phil describing the exact alternative advent calendar he would want and dan revealing that that was the one he already bought for him GOD. who cares if you don't have stuff to talk about for 2 minutes over dinner when you know each other that intimately :(
Phil's parents first impression of Dan must have been wild. "Phil brought home an Emo boy from the internet and now all our clock batteries are gone"
ragebait "bro this game is so hard" ad for cookie clicker where the guy clicks anything but the cookie
you should tell the cookie clicker guy this idea
