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So Eridians are hatched in a clutch of around five pebbles on average, right? So Rocky definitely has siblings. Rocky was Last Hatched and all his siblings tease him about being a little pebble even though they are all only a few minutes older than him

#project hail Mary #phm #rocky the Eridian #Rocky phm #phm hc #rocky has youngest sibling energy #I say this as the youngest sibling

Playing with some colored pencils

#my art #looks better in person #idk how to make it darker in pics without messing it up

Grace: *gets the hiccups*

Rocky: what the 🎶🎶🎵🎶 was that, question?!

#project hail Mary #phm #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #rocky phm #so I had the hiccups yesterday #definitely a human thing that would wig Rocky out

I keep taking bites of disappointing rice burrito and it's somehow More flavorless each time

#it tastes like sadness

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The Mexican place messed up my order 😢 why would they make a burrito with only rice?

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Burrito of sadness and disappointment

#I wasn't exaggerating #it's just rice wrapped in a tortilla #it tastes of nothing

The Mexican place messed up my order 😢 why would they make a burrito with only rice?

#it's just rice wrapped in a tortilla #it tastes of nothing #the first few bites I thought surely the meat is just a bit further down #it was not

Grace: I was forced to go to space to save the stars. There I met an alien rock spider who became my best friend!

Simon: I was welded into a submarine and sent into an ocean of human blood. When I was there I was attacked by a giant mutated human eel and also I met God.

Grace: . . . What the Fuck?

#bloodymary #project hail mary #phm #iron lung #ryland grace #simon iron lung #I think Simon's story would make Grace break his no cursing rule #because genuinely wtf

I love the idea that Grace realizes that they're Trans a few years into living on Erid. Just one day having to sit down Rocky like "You know how when I was telling you about Human sexes and genders? And I told you that I'm a Cis man? Yeah, so that was wrong"

#project hail Mary #phm #Ryland Grace #rocky phm #rocky the Eridian #this could be grace realizing that she trans fem #or the funnier option #Grace was a trans man this whole time and forgor

One day, shortly after his and Adrians clutch of pebbles hatch, Rocky visits Grace and presents him with several cracked open egg shaped geodes. They're beautiful but Grace doesn't know why Rocky is giving them to him. Rocky explains that Eridians will choose a close friend to be an additional parent to their pebbles. To love and care for the pebbles, teach them, watch them sleep. It's a great honor. Giving someone your pebbles eggs is an official way to ask them to become the additional parent. It shows that they are equally as much of a parent as the bio parents. Grace accepts while crying about it