Come on, come on,

Come on, 8reathe in.

[gam8ler]

Struts in.

Have you missed me, all of you inactive accounts that are following me?

[gam8ler]

May8e that's why I stopped coming online.

You're all amazingly fucking 8oring.

[gam8ler]

Remem8er when I was active here.

[gam8ler]

Siiiiiiiigh.

[gam8ler]

I'm thinking a8out changing my URL. I have a toooooooon saved.

[gam8ler]

Humans cele8r8 their wriggling days every human year, right? I went through some calcul8tions and one human year is half a troll sweep. Then I went and figured out when my wriggling day is in a human year. Apparently, my '8irthday' is Octo8er 28th. Which is in exactly a week. More calcul8tions say that I'll 8e 17 years old.

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

…Well, still.

Hehe, I don’t know what a co-manager is but I bet you’d be a good one!

> You grin a little half-heartedly.

…I guess. It still feels bad, though…

[gam8ler]

> You kiss his cheek, leaving a metallic blue lipstick mark.

You shouldn't. There was nothing you could have done to stop it.

And I haven't 8een so far, 8ut I've 8een working on that. I will 8e the very 8est. Like no-one ever was.

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…I…That doesn’t count. You pretty much thought I was a stalker after that…

…Luanna?

> You cock your head, looking a little confused.

…I could. On accident. I’ve…done it before.

> You look down with a sigh.

[gam8ler]

> You roll your eye.

If I'd thought you were a stalker, I wouldn't have let you help me get rid of that purple8lood and help me clean myself up, or cut off my hair.

Luanna is the one who 8uilt my arm. We were talking and she mentioned that she could 8uild ro8ots and lim8s, as well as flat-out regrowing them. I told her she should go into 8usiness with that, and she offered me the position of co-manager.

> You wiggle your left fingers around.

Hey, now, if I'm thinking of what you're thinking of, that was a total ACCIDENT. Don't 8eat yourself up for it.

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

> You nod quickly and nuzzle her. You missed her a lot. You still feel bad that you’ve hurt her so badly. In apology, you nuzzle her cheek, sniffling a bit.

…I’m sorry, Vriska. I’m a terrible person, I know…

[gam8ler]

> You hush him, giving him a little squeeze.

You're not a terri8le person, Jim. You're a8solutely perfect and kind and wonderful and 8eautiful, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise. Okay?

No8ody on Alternia would've 8een willing to hunt down someone's coordin8s to save them, especially when they saw my 8lood. There was only one troll who was consistently nice to me, and Luanna was also my 8usiness partner, so I'm not sure if it was entirely out of actually liking me.

> You mutter something about checking in with her, if Trollian wants to cooperate with you for once.

Anyway, you're the most selfless person I know and you could never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever 8e a terri8le guy.

[c1nnast1x]

reblog if you ARE PANSEXUAL, support PANSEXUALS, or are a TINY SLUG who BREATHES FIRE

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

But I got Big Sis to tell me. She used to be a troll, she said.

>You bound over and jump onto the couch, grabbing her around the middle. Then you squeak and back off.

S-sorry! I forgot for a second…

[gam8ler]

> You do stiffen when he briefly hugs you, if only because you weren't expecting it.

It's okay. Just give me a little warning next time.

>You sit up and grab Jim, pulling him into your lap and resting your head on his right shoulder with a quiet purr.

[gam8ler]

Had a fantastic daymare a8out imperial drones.

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

> You perk up instantly, a tiny smile on your face.

I won’t lose my memories! I’m already working on making a plant to help with the memories thing better. I might be able to remember things with it!

…We can really try again?

[gam8ler]

Yeah. I needed to make sure that you at least knew how it worked, still. Having to teach you again would likely have 8een too stressful for me. 8elieve it or not, I missed you a lot.

> You pat the spot beside you on the couch. You're going to give him all of the hugs that he missed out on.

C'mere.

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

…Of course I would.

> You huff a bit.

Knowing me I’d probably do whatever I could up ‘til the point where you knocked me out or sev…severally hurt me.

I’d make sure you stayed safe though. Obviously.

[gam8ler]

Hmmmmmmm.

> You look over at him, chin resting in your hands.

I guess that as long as you don't get too pissed off at me for may8e 8eing snippy and shit for a few days, we can try again.

8ut I swear to god, if you manage to lose your memories completely again, I will not 8e a8le to take it. Alright?

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

…I’d….probably be very upset and irritable with you. And make you apologize.

Or something…

[gam8ler]

> This brings a small smile to your face.

While cute, you should pro8a8ly do whatever you can to stop me, even if it requires knocking my ass out. And trolls don't do apologies; if I managed to kill or hurt anyone, I would have people after me no matter what I did afterwards.

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

> You pout.

Well, I’d probably try to be dumb first and hold you back without really thinking about myself.

And I’d hug you really hard until you stopped.

[gam8ler]

> You hum, thinking about that.

Okay. And if I ended up going on the rampage anyway?

[undyingtormentor-blog-blog]

I know it’s not romantic…

…hey, I’m still getting used to my own things, you can accept a few little hiccups.

> You pout, frustrated. You’d thought you’d got it perfectly well; you just weren’t explaining it well enough. This really sucks…

[gam8ler]

> You watch him for a minute, thinking. You let Thalius go and stand up, going to lay down on the couch.

What would you do if something put me in a potentially murderous rage, keeping in mind that it's likely that I would murder someone involved? And let's say we're 8ack on Alternia in this situ8tion.