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remember that tv guy? tenna?

he just cursed the shit out of valentino

called him a limp phallus and everything

.. HAHAHAHAHA-

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

"Where we are from, there are two worlds; the light world, and the dark world! we— as you can tell— are from a dark world! tv world! in the light world, I would be a regular old CRT TV, but in the dark world, I'm—"

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

[TENNA seems to get visibly happier when HUSK says hes the better tv guy. this guy is so full of himself—]

"Why, shes a TV Ad! bit of a mix of 'addison'— those are ad darkeners— and tv darkener! isnt she just darling!♡"

[how did he say that. no, seriously— how.]

..Uhm. Yeah. Whatever. D'you wanna get a drink or something?

"OH, no, I shouldnt drink with krisie around! I wouldnt be setting a good example!

and I doubt you folks would accept 'dark dollars' as payment."

"Are you absolutely sure there isnt any alternative way to leave hell besides getting 'redeemed'?"

Since you ain't meant to be here, you could probably ask Lucifer for help. He's the king of hell, after all.

"the DEVIL?"

Yyyup. The devil. He's an alright guy. His daughter runs this hotel, and it's here to redeem sinners, sooo.. you've picked a great place to come to. Just keep outta Alastor's way. He's not a big fan of new-age tech, AKA anything that came after radio.

"Hm. he sounds like hes got a stick up his ass."

Hah! Yeah. He absolutely does.

[TENNA grins. is. is that a fucking flower on his nose—]

"Well! it was wonderful speaking with you, Mr. Husk, but I should be heading off to look for Lucifer, now! Perhaps we'll meet again, someday!

say bye to the nice man, kristie!"

[KRISTIE waves at HUSK]

Yeah, maybe.. Bye.

[Oh my lord, he is not gonna fucking survive if he stays here long...]

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

[TENNA seems to get visibly happier when HUSK says hes the better tv guy. this guy is so full of himself—]

"Why, shes a TV Ad! bit of a mix of 'addison'— those are ad darkeners— and tv darkener! isnt she just darling!♡"

[how did he say that. no, seriously— how.]

..Uhm. Yeah. Whatever. D'you wanna get a drink or something?

"OH, no, I shouldnt drink with krisie around! I wouldnt be setting a good example!

and I doubt you folks would accept 'dark dollars' as payment."

"Are you absolutely sure there isnt any alternative way to leave hell besides getting 'redeemed'?"

Since you ain't meant to be here, you could probably ask Lucifer for help. He's the king of hell, after all.

"the DEVIL?"

"Hm. he sounds like hes got a stick up his ass."

Hah! Yeah. He absolutely does.

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

[TENNA seems to get visibly happier when HUSK says hes the better tv guy. this guy is so full of himself—]

"Why, shes a TV Ad! bit of a mix of 'addison'— those are ad darkeners— and tv darkener! isnt she just darling!♡"

[how did he say that. no, seriously— how.]

..Uhm. Yeah. Whatever. D'you wanna get a drink or something?

"OH, no, I shouldnt drink with krisie around! I wouldnt be setting a good example!

and I doubt you folks would accept 'dark dollars' as payment."

"Are you absolutely sure there isnt any alternative way to leave hell besides getting 'redeemed'?"

Since you ain't meant to be here, you could probably ask Lucifer for help. He's the king of hell, after all.

"the DEVIL?"

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

[TENNA seems to get visibly happier when HUSK says hes the better tv guy. this guy is so full of himself—]

"Why, shes a TV Ad! bit of a mix of 'addison'— those are ad darkeners— and tv darkener! isnt she just darling!♡"

[how did he say that. no, seriously— how.]

..Uhm. Yeah. Whatever. D'you wanna get a drink or something?

"OH, no, I shouldnt drink with krisie around! I wouldnt be setting a good example!

and I doubt you folks would accept 'dark dollars' as payment."

"Are you absolutely sure there isnt any alternative way to leave hell besides getting 'redeemed'?"

Since you ain't meant to be here, you could probably ask Lucifer for help. He's the king of hell, after all.

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

[TENNA seems to get visibly happier when HUSK says hes the better tv guy. this guy is so full of himself—]

"Why, shes a TV Ad! bit of a mix of 'addison'— those are ad darkeners— and tv darkener! isnt she just darling!♡"

[how did he say that. no, seriously— how.]

..Uhm. Yeah. Whatever. D'you wanna get a drink or something?

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

[he gestures to himself]

"This!"

... You're better than the last TV I met, at least. And what's the little one?

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"We're darkeners!"

You're what? I dunno what that is.

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

[TENNA looks at KRISTIE, then back at HUSK]

"Well, YOU dont seem particularly demonic! and of course kristie isnt a sinner— shes never sinned a day since shes hatched! isnt that right, princess?"

[she babbles something that I swear sounds like 'tax evasion']

Well I'm a sinner. And so is everyone in this hotel, except for Charlie and Lucifer.

And if you two aren't sinners, then what the fuck are you?

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"..and, ah, what does a sinner look like, exactly?"

[KRISTIE is waving her little arms around]

Not like you. Usually they look more.. demonic. And they definitely don't look like.. that.

[That's referring to Kristie]

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

"...wow. you really suck at this."

"But thats okay! My name is Mr. Ant Tenna— and this is my daughter, Kristie! I was hoping to, I dunno, possibly get directions! preferably to, I dont know, some sort of exit? how do I leave hell?"

I ain't a fuckin' actor...

Leave hell? You'd have to get redeemed. ..Well, if you're a sinner. You don't really look like one though...

"hello, there, barkeep!"

[who is this ma— IS THAT A BABY]

[ @tvtimegameshow ]

...Uh. Hi.

...

Oh, shit, I mean-

[he gets a piece of paper out, and reads off of it]

Welcome to the.. Hazbin Hotel. My name.. is Husk. What can I.. get.. for you?

Your majesty, how about you get back to the hotel now?

@gamblersupreme

[LUCIFER stares at HUSK]

"...I think i know you. pussycat. uhhh."

[he looks around.]

"where. where, uh. wheres the hhhotel."

Back the way you just came from. I can lead you back.

"what about my chili. I still want— i still want chili."

How about when you're not high?

"bbbullshift. i wont want chili when im not high. i never want chili when im not high thats my thing."

[that doesnt make sense, lucifer.]

Then you can have it back at the hotel!

"why did you follow me!"

[he just. throws his arms up?? in the air?? okay. hes doing that.]

So you don't get yourself into any danger!

"husker I am. I am the devil. from the Bible. the big book big god made for mortals. that. I am the– yeah, you get it."

[he pokes husk.]

"..atleast y'aint that bitchasss...ddeeer. youre tolerable, sso i can. I forgive. yeah. youre cool I think. a little bit."

...

Yup. Back to the hotel.

[He grabs onto Lucifer's collar to try to drag him and/or pick him up.]

[he goes limp]

"oh that is so not cool. I thought we were friendshipping. the. thing. the thing charlie wants me to do. make friends. god dammit. lilith was better at that then mmme."

[He'll.. fly back to the hotel. Because fuck walking.]

[LUCIFER immediately tenses up and grabs onto the closest thing(which is HUSK) because while he may be used to flying, hes not the most used to other people carrying him while flying. so uh. yeahg.]

[hes gonna. keep mumbling stuff about lilith every now and then, though. he nisses his wife.]

[Once they're back at the hotel, Husk lands and walks inside before dropping the king onto the floor.]

"ow."

And don't leave again whilst you're high.

"cant tell me what to do, m'your king."

[LUCIFER stands up. albeit really slow. honestly weed might not have been the only thing she consumed, but. eh.]

And you're high as shit and currently living where I work. So actually, I can.

"...mmmnuh uh."

[he pokes HUSK again, before looking around the hotel. probably trying to make sure CHARLIE isnt seeing him like this.]

"...dont tell h'r."

Oh I'm gonna tell her.

"you better fuckin' NOT—"

[be calm. cooool itttt.]

"I do not want my baby girl worrying about what— whatever the fuck im— yeah. I dont want her worrying, so YOU keep your trap shhhut."

I think... I'll still tell her!

Your majesty, how about you get back to the hotel now?

@gamblersupreme

[LUCIFER stares at HUSK]

"...I think i know you. pussycat. uhhh."

[he looks around.]

"where. where, uh. wheres the hhhotel."

Back the way you just came from. I can lead you back.

"what about my chili. I still want— i still want chili."

How about when you're not high?

"bbbullshift. i wont want chili when im not high. i never want chili when im not high thats my thing."

[that doesnt make sense, lucifer.]

Then you can have it back at the hotel!

"why did you follow me!"

[he just. throws his arms up?? in the air?? okay. hes doing that.]

So you don't get yourself into any danger!

"husker I am. I am the devil. from the Bible. the big book big god made for mortals. that. I am the– yeah, you get it."

[he pokes husk.]

"..atleast y'aint that bitchasss...ddeeer. youre tolerable, sso i can. I forgive. yeah. youre cool I think. a little bit."

...

Yup. Back to the hotel.

[He grabs onto Lucifer's collar to try to drag him and/or pick him up.]

[he goes limp]

"oh that is so not cool. I thought we were friendshipping. the. thing. the thing charlie wants me to do. make friends. god dammit. lilith was better at that then mmme."

[He'll.. fly back to the hotel. Because fuck walking.]

[LUCIFER immediately tenses up and grabs onto the closest thing(which is HUSK) because while he may be used to flying, hes not the most used to other people carrying him while flying. so uh. yeahg.]

[hes gonna. keep mumbling stuff about lilith every now and then, though. he nisses his wife.]

[Once they're back at the hotel, Husk lands and walks inside before dropping the king onto the floor.]

"ow."

And don't leave again whilst you're high.

"cant tell me what to do, m'your king."

[LUCIFER stands up. albeit really slow. honestly weed might not have been the only thing she consumed, but. eh.]

And you're high as shit and currently living where I work. So actually, I can.

"...mmmnuh uh."

[he pokes HUSK again, before looking around the hotel. probably trying to make sure CHARLIE isnt seeing him like this.]

"...dont tell h'r."

Oh I'm gonna tell her.

Your majesty, how about you get back to the hotel now?

@gamblersupreme

[LUCIFER stares at HUSK]

"...I think i know you. pussycat. uhhh."

[he looks around.]

"where. where, uh. wheres the hhhotel."

Back the way you just came from. I can lead you back.

"what about my chili. I still want— i still want chili."

How about when you're not high?

"bbbullshift. i wont want chili when im not high. i never want chili when im not high thats my thing."

[that doesnt make sense, lucifer.]

Then you can have it back at the hotel!

"why did you follow me!"

[he just. throws his arms up?? in the air?? okay. hes doing that.]

So you don't get yourself into any danger!

"husker I am. I am the devil. from the Bible. the big book big god made for mortals. that. I am the– yeah, you get it."

[he pokes husk.]

"..atleast y'aint that bitchasss...ddeeer. youre tolerable, sso i can. I forgive. yeah. youre cool I think. a little bit."

...

Yup. Back to the hotel.

[He grabs onto Lucifer's collar to try to drag him and/or pick him up.]

[he goes limp]

"oh that is so not cool. I thought we were friendshipping. the. thing. the thing charlie wants me to do. make friends. god dammit. lilith was better at that then mmme."

[He'll.. fly back to the hotel. Because fuck walking.]

[LUCIFER immediately tenses up and grabs onto the closest thing(which is HUSK) because while he may be used to flying, hes not the most used to other people carrying him while flying. so uh. yeahg.]

[hes gonna. keep mumbling stuff about lilith every now and then, though. he nisses his wife.]

[Once they're back at the hotel, Husk lands and walks inside before dropping the king onto the floor.]

"ow."

And don't leave again whilst you're high.

"cant tell me what to do, m'your king."

[LUCIFER stands up. albeit really slow. honestly weed might not have been the only thing she consumed, but. eh.]

And you're high as shit and currently living where I work. So actually, I can.