Everything And Nothing

23, Melbourne ❤️

[tlirsgender]

Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

[srsfunny]

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

[iconuk01]

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

[tealdeertamer]

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

[words4bloghere]

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

[stephendann]

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

[0x5742]

Wolves: better than American companies.

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[valtsv]

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

[valtsv]

brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks

[valtsv]

no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha

[screenageralex]

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

[catboydisorder-deactivated20240]

the alchemist when hes full of metal idk i never watched it

[drrockbell]

Nah, you got it about right

[awed-frog]

[raddestofmadz]

boobs are the ultimate napping place

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing

[wilwheaton]

[aberrantemotion]

we should kill everyone on the forbes billionaire list though

[bitchvirgo]

i love being bitches

[ultrafacts]

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[masksandaliens]

[catchymemes]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

Yes and YES!!!

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

No I hate your pussy. I am leaving now. Do not talk to me ever again.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Don’t talk to me or my penis ever again.

[lesbintothentropy]

[sloppystyle]

cats will be like is anybody gonna sniff this? and not wait for an answer