Screenageralex

"And I still believe, that everyone, can find a song for every time they've lost and every time they've won."

[freshmoviequotes]

Lady Bird (2017)

[meme-theft]

[bonewagon-deactivated20111123-d]

So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.

Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.

The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.

It is no longer possible to ‘Try for Baby’ with the Grim Reaper.

“Become Enemies with Child” wish no longer appears.

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.

Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.

Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim’s hand while driving a car.

Sims will no longer receive a wish to “Skinny Dip” with Mummies.

A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.

[prokopetz]

bonewagon:

I can’t stop laughing holy shit

As a programmer I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

[kathybethterry]

[screenageralex]

I spend my life and way too much money on going between gigs and festivals. I do this because live music is a safe space, a place for celebration and singing and dancing. A place where people come together, people from different places and different backgrounds and different stages of life with different dreams, a place where people are equal. It is not a place for the conflict and the hate and the bullshite of the outside world. It's truly heartbreaking to think people went out last night to see their favourite artist and didn't return. That children have died. Live music has given me the best nights and introduced me to the best people, and now people will miss out on that. But hate won't, never has been, and never will be, defeated by hate. At times like these you see the love and compassion of people. Fear-mongering and islamophobia have no place. This picture is from a frank turner gig shortly after the attacks in Paris. This small spontaneous moment shows that unity and love will not be defeated. Today is a sad day, and I will deal with it the only way I know how. I'll see you at the fucking barrier.

[prasejeebus]

[hulahoopofsalt]

Any Blog without this picture will be deleted in the following 24 hours.

[screenageralex]

Here's to the next 365 days xo

[boredpanda]

15+ Rare Photos Of Victorians Proving They Weren’t As Serious As You Thought

[tuba-terror]

They were just the same as us, but since it took so long to take a picture, it was easier to keep a stern face for as long as it took for a picture to be taken.

[screenageralex]

Shoutout to the squad goals of 2016 #FT2000 #frankturner #chooseachallenge #athens #graduation #iowfestival #iowfestival2016 #squadgoals

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[amoying]

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

[larmoyante]

I can’t think of a better way to revenge someone who tried to break you, than to live and love life more without them.

Innocent Mwatsikesimbe, Live & Remember (via melaninspice)

[cat-memes-only]

[culturenlifestyle]

Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

Keep reading

[1940slesbian]

this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as

[chiefguideandcentre-deactivated]

its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits

[bace-jeleren]

idk about you guys, but Alice Winslow is me

[sentimental-apathy]

Tag yourself I’m Elizabeth Braun

[terraterribilia]

[regularlesbian]

physics in the 17th century: pretty neat how feathers and lead cannonballs fall to earth at the same speeds, right?

physics in the 19th century: we’re all made of atoms

physics in the 20th century: remember time? one of the things that literally defines the universe as we know it? it can go faster if you’re around something really fucking big. sorry if that disturbs you, would you like to come take a nice bath in the radium water?

physics in the 21st century: literally everything is just a disruption of quantum fields. mater is just fucked up energy. the force field that creates mass could just permanently changed out of nowhere and it would create an ever-expanding bubble that physically annihilates the rules of the universe as we know them. let’s smash the fundamental particles of the universe together at 75% of the speed of light underground in switzerland and see what happens.

[espionag]

2016: Got a question for ya. What’s heavier.. a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? That’s right, it’s a kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.