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[gamerkir]

Just a random thought but what about for the next live action DC movie they cast Rhea Ripley as Wonder Woman?

[angee1011]

casting a spell for ao3 to come back

likes to charge, reblog to cast

[gamerkir]

Random interaction I just had at work.

Some guy: Yeah I used to live next door to you before your grandma bought the place and moved in. How is she?

Me running on half an hour of sleep and caffeine: Hold on let me get the ouija board and ask.

Him: What?!?!

Lady behind him: Ha! You are JUST like your grandma!

Me: I know. It gives mom nightmares. Would you like a receipt sir?

[gamerkir]

You know something I don't think I ever seen talked about enough is that during the series Ash was legit tortured like twice that I know of right off the top of my head. By Team Galactic and then Team Flare...

And how guilty the champions must feel knowing a ten year old/ish is legit out there fighting gods, terrorists and everything in between and saving their regions.

Like if I recall right he was legit in Cynthia's jeep WITH HER RIGHT BESIDE HIM being tortured by proxy by Team Galactic due to his connection to Uxie. And then he was teleported out of that jeep and to Team Galactic and the next time Cynthia saw him he was chained in a cell. You know she had to be feeling so guilty/upset/furious.

And then Kalos. Lysander legit put Ash in a torture machine. On top of a tower. That probably had hundreds of cameras. Ash was legit tortured there until broken free. And then he helped save the whole region/world alongside two champions and the gym leaders and Zygarde...Alain saw him tortured, Malva probably knew he was tortured. Anyone who maybe got hold of the camera footage later would know. How guilty do you think the gym leaders and Diantha and Malva felt knowing a visiting trainer had been kidnapped and tortured and then helped them save their region? Like you KNOW they were trying to get him therapy after that...

[gamerkir]

I love watching baking shows and all, my fav right now is wizards of Baking...sometimes I think I could bake like that and participate but then I remember that I once blew up a glass lid without ever turning the stove on. It's been fifteen years and I still don't know how I did that.

(and because if I am busy baking my ass off and hear someone say there's a twist I'd be kicked off of the show cause I would let out the loudest FUCK OFF you've ever heard!)

[gamerkir]

Something I randomly thought about cause I saw a Steven Universe Tiktok and went on a spiral...

All the fics I've seen show Steven being discovered as Pink Diamond either in canon or being discovered during the trial when he still didn't know himself.

What most aren't talking about is how a single visit to any kind of gem appraisal would reveal it. Or ...or another random discovery.

Steven was at the Zoo. He was at the fucking zoo where they were scanning him. If he hadn't had reacted right when he did they would have scanned his gem. His. Gem. Which was a pink diamond.

HE COULD HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED AT THE ZOO!!!! Imagine how THAT would have gone!

Or even more so, those robonoids after the trial, the ones that were scanning for gems when Steven and Lars met the Off Colors??? Imagine one scanned his gem. Imagine one of them scanned his gem after the trial and it comes out then. Then after what Zircon said about how Rose Quartz couldn't have approached Pink Diamond without being spotted. And so that, how only a diamond could have shattered her, is still front and center on Blue and Yellows minds when suddenly they get an alert from a robonoid. There was no Rose Quartz found. But a diamond was. Pink diamond.

[gamerkir]

Something else I realized and had to share to make everyone else suffer with me.

We'll get to see Old woman Allura and Kima in the Mighty Nein animation. Which also means we'll see Older Vox Machina and have to see them all wearing those or having those snowdrops from Vax.

(and this also means that we get to see Allura during the iconic Absolutely not moment about Artagan...and see how everyone reacts to Jesters Sending messages)

But you know what else this means? This means we might also see that Kima or Allura passing away permanently since neither are seen or mentioned that I remember in Bells Hells....

Oh and also don't forget that with the changes between the Campaign and the animation it means Allura might be trapped in the anti-arcanist prison or in the little ruby... Just some thoughts

[gamerkir]

Have a picture of my lil shit cat who took out the bag with the cereal in it just so she could have the box. I love this lil fucker

[gamerkir]

No one's written it because there's like zero crossover between Harry Potter & CR fandoms.

And that is a shame. Imagine all the possibilities. Allura Vysoren, no that's Luna Lovegood, or a missing Malfoy. Lady Kima of Vord? Squip thrown out or something. Sirius black died nah he's just chilling in one of the kingdoms taverns. Percy Del Rolo? Part of an offshoot of Malfoys...The Elves and Ashari are able to go back and forth between worlds...

[gamerkir]

What if the next time Critical Role goes to Exandria you find out that the big bad of the campaign had already landed a devastating blow? They had already killed elderly Allura Vysoren to keep her from helping or adopting this rag tag group of adventurers...

So now instead of Allura helping Kima is there. Lady Kima Vysoren of Vord comes along to help.

At some point she meets the group and tells them about Alluras death at the hands of the Big Bad and joins up with them and adopted them in her wife's place cause she knew Allura would have loved these idiots and she gives them some of her and Alluras old things they could use and let them use some of Alluras old spell books and stuff cause she knew Allura would want that.

And she joins the fight and not just her. Any surviving members of Vox Machina, Mighty Nein and Bells Hells and plenty of other people Allura helped over the years. They all join the fight to get revenge for Allura...

And then after the Big Bad is gone the party finds the gravely injured Kima laying down her weapon and just collapsing to the ground and her last words are something like "Allie would have loved you guys..." Or "Hang on Allie. I'm coming."

So yeah I had bad thought and had to make everyone else suffer.

[gamerkir]

To make it worse Matt doesn't even tell them Alluras dead at first. They're just going about like usual on adventures and stuff and figuring out the overarching plot.

It's only a few sessions in that they come across Lady Kima who tells them about the death of Allura. The players get no warning at all before that and probably expected Allura to show up to help/adopt their adventuring group like she usually does.

Imagine their devastation because Alluras been there since the start and now suddenly she's gone and they learn it's all the Big Bads fault and Kima isn't her usual self during the entire campaign, she's helpful and takes the group under her wings but she's distant and solemn and grieving.

Yeah I had to make it worse. Not sorry?

[gamerkir]

Quick question. Keyleth from Critical Role is pretty much a dead ringer for Lily Potter from Harry Potter.

So why aren't there a dozen fanfics of her adopting Harry or being confused for Lily if they go the Wizarding England for some reason?

[gamerkir]

What if the next time Critical Role goes to Exandria you find out that the big bad of the campaign had already landed a devastating blow? They had already killed elderly Allura Vysoren to keep her from helping or adopting this rag tag group of adventurers...

So now instead of Allura helping Kima is there. Lady Kima Vysoren of Vord comes along to help.

At some point she meets the group and tells them about Alluras death at the hands of the Big Bad and joins up with them and adopted them in her wife's place cause she knew Allura would have loved these idiots and she gives them some of her and Alluras old things they could use and let them use some of Alluras old spell books and stuff cause she knew Allura would want that.

And she joins the fight and not just her. Any surviving members of Vox Machina, Mighty Nein and Bells Hells and plenty of other people Allura helped over the years. They all join the fight to get revenge for Allura...

And then after the Big Bad is gone the party finds the gravely injured Kima laying down her weapon and just collapsing to the ground and her last words are something like "Allie would have loved you guys..." Or "Hang on Allie. I'm coming."

So yeah I had bad thought and had to make everyone else suffer.

[gamerkir]

You know what? I'm perfectly fine with Weems being back as Wednesday's spirit Guide. And just imagine the shit these two would get up to? And yes yes I see everyone saying Weems will give Wednesday hell but think about this. Weems now sees everything to do with Wednesday right? Her fights with her mom, her insecurities and how she's trying so hard to save Enid and she's blaming herself? For both maybe Enid dying and for Weems dying? You're telling me Weems wouldn't semi adopt her? Like within a few weeks the two will be sitting together and going over case files and tea. Weems would be giving her all the gossip and juicy stories from Morticias school days cause she's dead it ain't gonna hurt her anymore.

Like picture Wednesday about to argue with her mom who brings up a good point but Weems is just like hold on what??? Wednesday don't listen to her she had her hair dyed bright pink on a dare during her rebellious phase and Wednesday just smiles and reminds her mother she once had bright pink hair and Morticia is like HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!!

And Weems would be letting Wednesday do dumb shit but also making sure she's safe?

Principal Weems: Ohhhh he's gonna attack from behind! Duck! Throat punch him! Hey steal my desk from that bitch ass new guy.

[gamerkir]

And give me a spirit guide Weems who doesn't want to make Wednesday suffer. That's a teen, a kid and she is was and always will be one of Weems students. One of HER kids, that's how she's able to be a guide when it should just be an Addams relative thing because she pretty much adopted Wednesday as one of her kids like the rest of her students as soon as she was enrolled,...

So no she's not going to make her kid suffer much. She's going after Morticia. He is going to make Morticia suffer by telling Wednesday all of the stupid things that her mom had done as a kid and teen at nevermore. And Wednesday is going to eat that up like you she is not going to pass up I'm embarrassing stories and blackmail of her mom. Weems it's going to be hovering there well Wednesday and Morticia are talking and she's going to be making fun of everything Morticia says and tell him Wednesday oh she is so full of it did you know your mom used to break dance when she was younger and other random crap like that that Wednesday will absolutely use against her.

Weems and Wednesday are gonna team up to torment Morticia and make her hair go grey.

[gamerkir]

You know what? I'm perfectly fine with Weems being back as Wednesday's spirit Guide. And just imagine the shit these two would get up to? And yes yes I see everyone saying Weems will give Wednesday hell but think about this. Weems now sees everything to do with Wednesday right? Her fights with her mom, her insecurities and how she's trying so hard to save Enid and she's blaming herself? For both maybe Enid dying and for Weems dying? You're telling me Weems wouldn't semi adopt her? Like within a few weeks the two will be sitting together and going over case files and tea. Weems would be giving her all the gossip and juicy stories from Morticias school days cause she's dead it ain't gonna hurt her anymore.

Like picture Wednesday about to argue with her mom who brings up a good point but Weems is just like hold on what??? Wednesday don't listen to her she had her hair dyed bright pink on a dare during her rebellious phase and Wednesday just smiles and reminds her mother she once had bright pink hair and Morticia is like HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!!

And Weems would be letting Wednesday do dumb shit but also making sure she's safe?

Principal Weems: Ohhhh he's gonna attack from behind! Duck! Throat punch him! Hey steal my desk from that bitch ass new guy.

[gamerkir]

Am I the only one who was seeing the wicked two trailers and was like wow they managed to somehow make this even gayer than before

[gamerkir]

Something I don't get while reading some Demon Slayer fics. You have Kagaya and Amane learning, and in some cases where it's a watch the series fic seeing, a grown ass teenager/adult by those time periods attacking and hurting their eight year old daughter. And they just...don't react?

Like okay they want to mask their emotions or are supposed to be distant caring parent figures who forgive their extra kids the Demon Slayers...but nah. Nah they'd still be mad that anyone, especially someone who is going to be a demon slayer and therefore should be protecting humans, is attacking their child. I'm not saying they'll be the Burn Him Alive kind of angry but you can bet they wouldn't just brush by it like they always do in the fics I've seen.

Yes they have to be strict and raise their children into mini-adults because of the circumstances...but that doesn't mean they don't care. You cannot tell me that Kagaya wasn't angry and disappointed and Amane wasn't furious when their daughter came home with her hair a mess and some bruises or scratches from being manhandled by a teenager trained to fight demons and their kids mentioned one of the new Slayers had assaulted her.

The fics make it seem like they're far too apathetic to their kids most of the time... It just annoys me I guess.

[thewiglesswonder]

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

[thewiglesswonder]

Shoutout to the person who reblogged this 185 times in a row. I understand completely.

[artinclined-jointheartside]

Terra and Daffodil by Florence + The Machine.

@gamerkir, @lynnnexus, @elviraknowsitall, @calamitycoyote-reblogs, @adult-trash-lord - you next.

[gamerkir]

Bitch!!!! With how many blorbos I have do you know how long that list of songs is?!?!!

Fuck if I know. Probably TikTok songs...maybe the She's Evil song?? Lana Del Rey? Doin time