Games and Garlic (Archived)

"Hey listen up, stooges! Its-a me, Wario! Perhaps you've heard of me? Of course you did, I'm the best! I know why you're here! You're bored of the rotten games you've BEEN playing like Call of Doody or God of Snore or whatever snoozefest Mario craps out, so you came to me for something worthwhile! Just put money in my hand and I'll put a game in yours. Unless you're Mario. Take a hike. Jerk. ((Ask/Roleplay sideblog for Wario from the Warioware series. Please read rules before interaction. I follow back and Like from Discordslair))

[denofdorks-archived]

The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

((Ask/Rp multimuse sideblog spanning multiple fandoms!  Muses shall be added over time.  Please read rules before interaction!  I follow back from Discordslair for you Mutuals-only folks!))      

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

((Wario is moving over here!  This blog is now archived))

[denofdorks-archived]

The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

((Ask/Rp multimuse sideblog spanning multiple fandoms!  Muses shall be added over time.  Please read rules before interaction!  I follow back from Discordslair for you Mutuals-only folks!))      

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

((Wario is moving over here!  This blog is now archived))

[denofdorks-archived]

The fat garlic man, Wario, grumbled, “Do we really need to do this-a thing?  This is so lame….”

Meloetta squeaked, “N-Now now…we need to get word about the blog out s-somehow, right?  S-So we need this promo!”

Papyrus poses, “I AGREE!  WE MUST SPREAD THE MESSAGE HITHER AND YON SO THAT ALL MAY KNOW PAPYRUS!”

Beppi the clown suddenly pops out of nowhere, “HOWDY-HEY FOLKS!  You lookin’ for a blog packed up with total dorks, dinguses, goobers and fun?  Look no further than the Den of Dorks (patent pending)!  Whether ya wanna ‘poke a mon’ with folks like Meloetta here, or have a look at Wario’s wares, or hey!  You could even hang with me!  I’m down to clown!  You got these options and many more available fer your entertainment!  All ya need to do is just come on down and say ‘Hey!’”

Wario raises a brow, “….you-a really ARE a dork!”

((Ask/Rp multimuse sideblog spanning multiple fandoms!  Muses shall be added over time.  Please read rules before interaction!  I follow back from Discordslair for you Mutuals-only folks!))      

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

((Wario is moving over here!  This blog is now archived))

[mask-0f-rebelli0n]

“How do people expect me not to steal stuff in this place? I’m a thief. And I do…. What I gotta do. Steal. What’s the point of being one when you don’t do the actions?”

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

“That’s what I say!  And people are still up my rump for it!”

Wario, you literally NEVER say that.

[rp-meme-machine]

Fall Themed Starters

Send ☕ to make Hot chocolate/Tea/Coffe with my muse

Send 🍲 to make soup with my muse

Send 🍪 to bake with my muse

Send 🍎 to go apple picking with my muse

Send 🍁 to jump in a pile of leaves with my muse

Send 🕸 to pick out a Halloween costume with my muse

Send 🧣 to knit a scarf with my muse

Send 🎃 to carve a pumpkin with my muse

Send 🛏 to just stay in bead and cuddle with my muse

Send🕯to play a spooky game with my muse

Send 🍬 to go trick or treating with my muse/ Hand out candy with my muse

Send 🥧 to bake a pie with my muse

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

Hey Wario! What's your ideal date with Daisy?

“One where I get to go out with her.  What kinda question is that!?

Stooge.”

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

He spraypaints the mansion walls with messages pertaining to how cool he is.  No subtlety this time!  He’s just having fun.

[givemeangstymemes]

“Loving you means...” Finish this sentence in my askbox to put a smile on my muse’s face!

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Autumn-esque sentence starters

“Let’s go apple picking!”

“Oh, I love the smell of cinnamon.”

“Let’s go for a walk and take pictures of leaves.”

“Is this sweater too big on me?” / “Isn’t that sweater a little big on you?”

“Fingerless gloves make me feel powerful.”

“I have new boots and a PSL. Life is good.”

“I made you a scarf.” / “You made me a scarf?”

“This flannel is itchy.”

“My hair was made to wear beanies.”

“I want pumpkin-flavored everything.”

“Is it too early to think about my Halloween costume?”

“The trees are so pretty…”

“Ah, yes. Death is everywhere.”

“Make me hot chocolate.”

“Oh my gosh. Is that a PSL?”

“I don’t understand the Fall hype.”

“We should make a fire and cuddle.” / “We should make a fire so I can throw you in it.”

“You know what? I’m going to make a pile of leaves and jump in it.”

“This is my FAVORITE weather. The leaves are so crunchy.”

“I’M GONNA PUNCH A PUMPKIN.”

“It’s freezing in the morning and hot in the afternoon…I’m dying.”

“Autumn is when you find out who’s basic.”

“Red is your color.” / “Red is NOT your color.”

“If I see one more maple-flavored thing, I’m going to fight someone.”

“What are you doing for Thanksgiving?”

[lonelyfeel]

* halloween / spooky memes !

send a 🍬 to go trick-or-treating with my muse.

send a 🏚️ to go to a haunted house with my muse.

send a 👻 to experience something paranormal with my muse.

send a 🧛 to find out vampires are real with my muse.

send a 🔮 to get your fortune read with my muse.

send a ⛓️ to find yourself locked up with my muse.

send a 🏰 to discover a hidden castle with my muse.

send a 🎃 to carve a pumpkin with my muse.

send a ⚰️ to find a dead body with my muse.

send a 🌕 to get a werewolf bite from my muse.

send a 🕯️ to have the lights suddenly go out with my muse.

send a 🤡 to be chased by a killer clown with my muse.

send a 🧟 to try to survive the zombie apocalypse with my muse.

send a 💀 to go to a costume party with my muse.

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

“Sup nerds, nerdettes, and nerd-otherwises.  Buy my crap.  You know the drill by now”

[storiesinstardust-deactivated20]

“It really does sound quite absurd…

                                                      adventure of a bear and bird!”

                                                               ~

                                      Ind. Sel. Multimuse, featuring Banjo & Kazooie!                                          Long-time fan, 7+ years writing experience.                                                                  Loved by Feris.

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[panickypeachboy]

gamesandgarlic‌:

“Eesh.  What happened to you?  You look like you saw a ghost or somethin’.”

He crosses his arms.

“Ya got somethin’ against Halloween decorations or somethin’ kid?”

The peach boy stared at the man for a few moments. Was he a survivor…? Or another one under the spell…? Momotaro lifted his blade out from the plastic zombie remains, ready to strike again.

His own heart was beating rapidly…mind, certainly not clear. Didn’t quite catch those words…and no words were willing to come to mind to communicate.

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

“Hello?  Earth to nerd!  You hearin’ me over there?  What’s goin’ on with ya?  Usually you’re sayin’ weird words at me and puttin’ food in front of me by now!  So I’m assumin’ something’s wrong.”  

[panickypeachboy]

gamesandgarlic‌:

The fat garlic man blinked.  Well…that was different.

“I mean…that’s ONE way to tell someone to take the decorations down.  I usually just throw em through their window.”

He gets to his feet, though still heaving a bit from the earlier exertion. Hearing a voice, the lad’s head turned towards it, back still facing the man. His eyes were wide open, in some sort of crazed (yet panicked) look.

Fortunately no fake blood was spilled, or else the scene could’ve looked worse. Just plenty of broken plastic parts, with exposed wires occasionally poking out.

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

“Eesh.  What happened to you?  You look like you saw a ghost or somethin’.”

He crosses his arms.

“Ya got somethin’ against Halloween decorations or somethin’ kid?”

[panickypeachboy]

“…”

A youth is looking rather fidgety and breath-y…and he’s kneeling over the midst of destruction, mostly of plastic bones and limbs. A bug eyed head weakly lights up and starts to emit a crackly laugh, until the lad stabs it with his blade.

…………

…he’s most certainly paying for all of that.

[gamesandgarlicarchived]

The fat garlic man blinked.  Well...that was different.

“I mean...that’s ONE way to tell someone to take the decorations down.  I usually just throw em through their window.”

[spookymulti]

                                                Boys and girls of every a g e,                                              wouldn’t you like to see something                                                           𝓢 𝓣 𝓡 𝓐 𝓝 𝓖 𝓔 ?

                                     🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

A mysterious scroll arrives at the Smash Mansion— a unique invitation to celebrate Halloween and help make the holiday itself happen. It is signed by the frightful leader of Halloween himself who looks forward to scaring you all~

                                      🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

                                           EVENT DETAILS:

This special Halloween event is for the Smash / General Nintendo community and if your muse chooses to attend, they will transform into a Halloween creature upon arrival to Halloween Town ( like Kingdom Hearts ). It’s up to you what sort of Halloween entity your muse will become.

You don’t have to be following me, but it helps since my Jack Skellington here will be the one hosting the spooky festivities.

This isn’t limited to muses that are just fighters, it extends to assist trophies and spirits too, meaning almost anyone can attend, including doubles. Even if your muse is an OC or from an entirely different series, you can celebrate too as long as you have a smash verse!

It will take place the final two weeks of October with a huge party on the 31st. Your muses will be helping Jack and the rest of the town make Halloween happen!

Please reblog this post if you’re interested / your muse is joining the fun! It helps me gauge interest.

[rockinrpmemes]

Reblog if you don’t mind my muse/s making IC dash commentary about what they see on your blogs’ activities!

Even if they don’t know your muse in canon, aren’t in the same fandom, or have never interacted!