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AA: don't push you? luck stay the fuck away f?om me
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Seems like he is. -- amphibiaAudacity [AA] began trolling otherwiseEngaged [OE] -- AA: hey aus check th!s sh!t!!!!!!!!!! AA: ! got a wolf lusus f'yeah AA: !t's so cute
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Oh don't you love Alterniacraft!? You've had the game for at least a sweep and Beta finally ended a few days ago. You can't say you're very good at it, you take more pride in your 75 Prestige in Call of Duty: Modern Shorefare 3. Buuuut it's the only game you can stand playing with Auskar. Maybe that idiot is online?
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Are you stark raving insane? This fine young fellow was named quite a few sweeps ago. On his 6th wriggling day to be exact. Christening him with a new name would be horrendous, a taboo even. Not to mention stupid. So what IS your name, sea dweller? Your name is ZALTOM VEZATI and you like spreading your beliefs. Whether it's about the wonder of pop culture, movies, or political inquiries, you love to talk. In fact you fancy yourself quite the charmer when you're not upset. You tend to move people with your words, even those who seem to despise you for no apparent reason. You enjoy being the voice of reason for many, and you feel when you grow up you will be a top-notch representative for your people. After all, nothing less is expected of one of your caste, correct? Your interests include MOVIES, VIDEO GAMES, and CURRENT NEWS. Movies are a wonderful thing. When you have nothing to do, you settle into your recuperacoon and watch a good two hours of solid crap in the form of a DVD. Most of the time you do have things to do, though. Your lusus is a top priority, and you're expected to feed your Dad everyday. The last time you forgot to feed him he tugged you all the way to the Alternian marsh and devoured an unlucky redblood right in front of your eyes and squashed her mongoose. You've learned to be on top of his feeding habits since then. You love your Dad and he, you guess, likes you. He doesn't really show much emotion. The only time he bugs you is for more food. Nothing can be done about it, and you don't really pay it much mind. Due to your Dad's massive girth, he can't really move around. This leaves you without much parental supervision and, after his dinner, a lot of free time. You find yourself alone and without much to do, in the company of your FIDUSPAWN plushies sitting at the table on the other side of your respiteblock. You don't use them for actual FIDUSPAWN though. They're too cute. > Zaltom: Go play some Alterniacraft.
SWIM!
==> Mystery sea dweller: Return to your respiteblock to be named.
Fuck oh fuck oh fuck fuck fuck.
That Troll, that fucking Troll.
She made you so ANGRY and... a little...
Excited.
Very excited.
......
==> Let's be the slightly less creepy member of the Alternian upper class.
Oh, how you love that troll. She's just one of those people you can shamelessly flirt with without almost getting killed. And with zero strings attached! She is one of the most inter-
Now who the fuck is this?
==> Answer the sultry broad
==> Check out the other half of your block.
Okay, sure sure. It's a lot less cluttered than the other half, given that you've been cleaning up a lot recently; moving some of your shit piles into other places and generally tidying up.
You're getting ready, basically, any day now you're going to be called up to the Imperial Fleets. You're at that age, 10 sweeps. The fact that they haven't picked you up at this point is a little terrifying, but at least it gives you time to prepare. The last thing you want is to get sent up into space with all the highbloods. You know, as soon as they realize you hate them all, and not in a black way, there is a 90% chance that you'll be culled on the spot.
Seriously, what Blueblood likes Lowbloods more than highbloods? It's scandalous.
Anyway this is your respiteblock where you rest each day. It's some of your books, a large amount of weapons and various high-tech sports equipment. Your FLARP stuff and of course, your husktop- oh who the fuck is bugging you now?
==> Answer your neighbor
An almost fully adult Troll stands in his respiteblock.Today is not his wriggling day, nor any other especially specific day, or night, for this particular Troll. For all accounts, this Troll should not be considered all that important.
But he is.
==> Be the assholiest of the assholes.
Yeah yeah, fuck you too.
Your name is ARROGO NADUTE, and you are, to put it bluntly, an ASSHOLE. Of course, it’s not like you’d deny it. You know that you act like one, and frankly, you don’t give a shit. You do what you want. You simply can't be tamed.
Ever since you were a wriggler, you have always acted differently than the other BLUEBLOODS of your kind. They have always been respectful to their higher-ups, and mean to their lowers. You, however, hate all of the HIGHBLOODS and show more respect to the LOWBLOODS. A minor flip in actions, you suppose. And to this day, you are a complete DICK to most people, but have a soft spot for a certain UNKNOWN OTHER. But otherwise, you hate just about everyone. But, then again, you also have a FLIRTY side to you, reserved for this person, and sometimes even CLOSE-FRIENDS. You also tend to be extremely CLUMSY when it comes down to it, and when you’re nervous you will break something. On the other hand, you have a bit of a problem. You are sort of a… well, a MASOCHIST. And you hate to admit it, which is one reason why you hate HIGHBLOODS so much, since they tend to be rather violent towards others. You have many things that you like to do, one of them being collecting KNICK-KNACKS that catch your eye, as well as WARFARE and SPORT F.L.A.R.P. sessions. On the other hand, you also enjoy CLASSIC LITERATURE, as you are quite ACADEMIC. You tend to know how to do a lot of SHIT, like BUILDING ROBOTICS, but mostly WEAPONS and things of that sort. Just paging your way through thousands of pages after a good, rough F.L.A.R.P. session is your ideal escape, getting lost in worlds unknown is just your kind of scene. Which is also why you love to F.L.A.R.P., since your imagination gets to run wild. But, being 10 sweeps, you’re getting too old for it, according to your lusus, and really should cut back. Your trolltag is uncannyVisionary[UV], and yourΣρlαᵓ Σ αll Θf thΣ lΣttΣrs in "ρΣαᵓ Θᵓ ƙ" with symbΘls, αnd rΣfusΣ tΘ ᵓ αρitαlizΣ yΘur lΣttΣrs.You type in a very asshole-ish way, to be honest.
OH!
That makes sense.
Apologies, dear reader, but it seems that the story you wanted to hear, is not the story you are going to hear.
Tough titties.
This is Alternia, another place, another time, another planet, another universe. And it appears as if something is about to begin.
Let's tale a look inside, shall we?
Once upon a time-
Wait, hold on.
Okay that's definitely a castle, but this sure as hell isn't the enchanted forest.
Where are we?