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Nobody listens to Drake

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#team dmmd #giftart

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Group Sheets Live for the Raid!

Group sign up sheets are now live for the raid! Click here to sign up!

As a reminder, you do NOT need to sign up with your Launch Day Teams! If you have a group of four, go ahead and put your muses down in their groups on the Muses With Groups sheet!

If you do NOT have a group for your muse, put them in the “Muses Without Groups” page! If you find a group for them before I close sign up sheets (either on 8/26 or 8/27 depending on how fast people sign up, I will announce which date is the closing date) go ahead and write their group down on the Muses With Groups sheet and take them off the Without Group sheet! Once the sign up sheet closes, I will throw all the muses in the Without Groups sheet into a Random Number Generator and make groups for them!

The total number of 4 person groups is 7, and we will have one group of three!

Group numbers don’t mean anything, but partnering with people is first come, first serve! If you have a group of four, try to keep them in groups 1 through 7 please, group 8 is reserved for muses being fed to the RNG machine!

Have fun everyone! I’ll see you at the raid! Remember, ask questions here or solarlunartwins !

– Mcpeeka

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Yarishna Ayala

#about marianne #workout attire

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Raid Deadlines!

Mcpeeka flying in!

We are nearing the end of our headcount, so by tomorrow evening we are ending the headcount for the raid and opening the sign up sheets on Monday morning!

If you have not signed up for the raid, please do so right now. Here is where you can list the muses you are bringing!

I aim to try to start the raid by Wednesday or Thursday, depending on how quickly everyone gets into groups. Remember, if you do not have a group for your muse, never fear! I will put any stray muses into random groups so that way everyone gets a chance to fight!

The raid ICly will only last for a day, but obviously I do not expect everyone to finish posting in 24 hours. I will keep the raid open for adding battles for a week before I officially close it.

Your team can take down the Grimm as fast or as slow as they want! There is no limit, but I encourage people to keep a good pace for the rest of their team as they tackle Grimm!

Any questions, please leave them here or contact me on solarlunartwins !!!

Thank you, and I’m sure you all are gonna love this raid!

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being an incredibly vain, self absorbed, and passionately self-confident person to make up for the years of self loathing I ensued as a younger person

#about marianne

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1 2 3 Headcount!

Mcpeeka again!

We’re busy getting the gears turning for the upcoming raid that has been hinted at! In order to make this as epic of an experience as possible, I need a little help from you guys!

Please list here with the number of muses you have that you personally want in the fight. Make sure that you can commit the number of muses in the fight! We’re going to see how many groups of four are still around. Remember you do not have to be part of your team if some of the members have gone AFK– you can make a group of four just for running this raid!

Obligatory question mark?

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Please answer on the original post!!! We’re still doing a headcount as we start to set up the monsters so please answer if you want to join in!

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1 2 3 Headcount!

Mcpeeka again!

We’re busy getting the gears turning for the upcoming raid that has been hinted at! In order to make this as epic of an experience as possible, I need a little help from you guys!

Please list here with the number of muses you have that you personally want in the fight. Make sure that you can commit the number of muses in the fight! We’re going to see how many groups of four are still around. Remember you do not have to be part of your team if some of the members have gone AFK– you can make a group of four just for running this raid!

Obligatory question mark?

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The Scripture of the One-Handed Maiden (Resistance)

Once, there was a maiden…

….who struck an iron wall until it shattered her hand.

She did not stop, though cracks spread through her bones.

She did not stop, though blood sprayed her eyes.

She did not stop until she shattered the wall.

“Survival is fury,” she said.

#about marianne #exalted shit

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I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

valkyrieprincessandsoldier

gangsterdragonprincess:

Is anyone even remotely surprised that the one thing that seems to remind you of home is violence? I can honestly say you’re exceeding my expectations already if only my expectation that the Kantonese breed their children to be killers and fighters.

But you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself. I think being on a team with such…energetic combatants has led you to overestimate your own ability. Getting through Launch Day and winning (admittedly a fair amount) of watered down sparring sessions supervised by timid teachers does not a warrior make.

Unless I miss your meaning…were you asking me to dance?

I for one am not surprised that the one thing that reminds me of home is violence. They did in fact train us to be killers and fighters. That’s not a lie. Perhaps in my stay at Kalos I’m looking to discover something different. Perhaps I already have discovered something different. You do realize that none of my posts here are defending my homeland, correct? My ideals were never fully in line with the Kantonese militaries, due to a family member of mine. Now that I am here, I’ve discovered he was mostly right.

That being said, I’m sure a warrior of your stature would love to test their mettle against what the Kantonese millitary churned out. As of right now, that is what I am a product of, nothing else.

And to put it in your terms.

Yes. I am.

gangsterdragonprincess

I can’t say I spend much time trawling the holodash and even if I did, so what? It hardly changes the fact that the Kantonese Military is a symbol of hope for bitter old bigots that the human race might one day overtake the rest of the world through force.

A hope I have a vested interest in seeing dragged through the mud.

There’s no honor in fighting a child but if you want a spanking who am I to refuse? Tell you what; I won’t even draw my sword so there’s no possible way for you to get seriously hurt~

Any other terms? I think I have just the place where we can see the value of a failed nation’s educational system.

#ic #holodash #mitch tag

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I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

gangsterdragonprincess

This is why you don’t let children or facists into a school for hunters.

theabra-thearcher-theicequeen

Mayu: Could’ve sworn we let hunters into a hunting school. And KSFS trains some of the best hunters in the world. Tears or no tears.

gangsterdragonprincess

Could have sworn that as well and yet here we have a child who ought to have been seasoned more before being dropped into the pan.

According to the KSFS that is. They must have some kind of special nerve to think their sophmores can stack up to the level of our students.

After all, how good can Kantonese military training really be if its run by the same cowards and failures who cost their mongrel nation their little genocidal war? If it was so good, Sgt.Sobs would have stayed there for training, no?

valkyrieprincessandsoldier

Mitch: You speak as if you even understand the matter that actually bothers me. Your accusations are all baseless claims, the matter of fighting isn’t what bothers me in the slightest. In fact, one could argue that’s the one thing that grounds me. Reminds me of home, if you will.

Of course I have my own reasons for choosing to attend Kalos academy, and I, as of yet, do not regret that decision. I’ve learned a great deal of new things that I couldn’t have possibly learned or experienced going to KSFA. Such as the fact that your hatred of my previous educational institution is nothing less than well founded.

Either way, if you’d like to see ‘Kantonese Military training’ in action, there’s nothing really stopping you. It hasn’t really stopped anyone else.

gangsterdragonprincess

Is anyone even remotely surprised that the one thing that seems to remind you of home is violence? I can honestly say you’re exceeding my expectations already if only my expectation that the Kantonese breed their children to be killers and fighters.

But you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself. I think being on a team with such...energetic combatants has led you to overestimate your own ability. Getting through Launch Day and winning (admittedly a fair amount) of watered down sparring sessions supervised by timid teachers does not a warrior make.

Unless I miss your meaning...were you asking me to dance?

#ic #holodash #mitch t

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I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

gangsterdragonprincess

This is why you don’t let children or facists into a school for hunters.

theabra-thearcher-theicequeen

Mayu: Could’ve sworn we let hunters into a hunting school. And KSFS trains some of the best hunters in the world. Tears or no tears.

gangsterdragonprincess

Could have sworn that as well and yet here we have a child who ought to have been seasoned more before being dropped into the pan.

According to the KSFS that is. They must have some kind of special nerve to think their sophmores can stack up to the level of our students.

After all, how good can Kantonese military training really be if its run by the same cowards and failures who cost their mongrel nation their little genocidal war? If it was so good, Sgt.Sobs would have stayed there for training, no?

#ic #holodash #mayu tag

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I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

gangsterdragonprincess

This is why you don’t let children or facists into a school for hunters.

#ic #holodash

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I heard Marianne hooked up with a fourth year at the dance

Oh my stars! Has our possibly prideful princess found a friend to take some ‘lessons’ from in more ways than one?

gangsterdragonprincess, your thoughts~? Who is this lucky new beau of yours?

- Alexa

gangsterdragonprincess

... I don't know who you are or what you want. If you're looking for money, I have a good deal but I'll be dead and buried before I give you any. What you can have is boots; designer steel-toed boots straight up your ass so far you'll choke on my shoelaces. If you let this go and end these rumors, that'll be the end of it. If you don't, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will take my boot, polish it up very nicely, stick it sideways and shove it straight up your candy ass.

#ic #holodash

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Gossip and Raids!

Hey guys, it’s Mcpeeka here!

So I’m attempting to poke RWBY a little bit, and I just wanted to share with you the ideas that I have:

1. A Post-Dance Gossip Session, sponsored by this very blog! I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO SUBMIT ANY DANCE GOSSIP TO THIS BLOG, and I will tag blogs and users as appropriate. Let’s get people talking about all the chaos that happened at the dance, hmm?!

2. A raid! More like a mini raid honestly, but there’s an event in the works where everyone can get their hands (or claws) dirty fighting some Grimm! Why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that?! These are going to be big Grimm too, and a chance for first years to prove themselves among their peers!

So come on, spread the word, submit gossip, GET HYPED!