Brandon's Rwby au blog

[chellaart]

[venomousvibrations]

raccooncchi:

i’m getting on a plane in less than 48 hours and i haven’t slept in about 15 hours

so have a doodle of a nerd in casual wear

headcanon that he actually DOES know how to dress himself but he wears his battle gear/school uniform so often the rest of bkby barely recognizes him when he puts on something that’s not a hakama

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Melody just: "I dunno maybe I'm staring because you're actually attractive when you're not digging your hands through the corpses of your enemies. Just a thought."

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

pigeoness:

raccooncchi:

Commission ½ for pigeoness​!! She wanted me to do pixels of our favorite team of pizza shits + mitch <:3c

i’m so mad tho they’re so small you can’t see tony’s sandwich nose

i worked very hard on that sandwich >:’^(

HOPE YOU LIKE EM SYAB <33

MY BABIES *COLLECTS THEM ALL*

well isn’t this a surprise! They’re all so cute... n’ deadly. And short. Except for Tony. Tony’s not short. 

I had to open this on my computer to see this properly as on my phone the only one displayed at all was the prime pizza shit. Birb-chan thats you

these are hella cute tho what a nice surprise to wake up to! 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

1 2 3 Headcount!

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

kalosacademynewsroom:

Mcpeeka again!

We’re busy getting the gears turning for the upcoming raid that has been hinted at! In order to make this as epic of an experience as possible, I need a little help from you guys!

Please list here with the number of muses you have that you personally want in the fight. Make sure that you can commit the number of muses in the fight! We’re going to see how many groups of four are still around. Remember you do not have to be part of your team if some of the members have gone AFK– you can make a group of four just for running this raid!

Obligatory question mark?

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

[PM] First off, do take care in whatever fight you've gotten yourself into. I'm afraid I arrived a little late to the party, so I've little idea what this ruckus is about. Second of all, are you...okay? Y'know, what with this rumor stuff floating around? About you? -Alex

[PM]: Mitch: Oh me? I’m… Mostly fine. I fear my reputation has been tarnished slightly, but I can live with that. The fact that the ‘big bad imposing ksfs student has sad feelings’ might not be a terrible thing to uphold. I’ll take care mind you, this is not about pride, nor me trying to prove anything. The girl’s god a vendetta and I’m giving her the opportunity to see if she has the strength to put it through.

…I’m also very tired of everyone calling me a child. Some of these halfwits don’t even have the capacity to pretend to be responsible. 

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

prideandsilence:

[PM]: Alex: Mmh…well I’m glad to hear you don’t seem to be doing too bad, all things considered….. And hah, people find you a threat, they’ll use whatever they’ve got to feel superior to you.  Age included.

What will you do if she does beat you, though?  You might be a product of the KSFS, but I’ve no doubt you don’t fully represent what the KSFS stands for. If you lose, you’re defeatable and it’s possible that you’ll get even more random challengers.  From what I can tell of that girl, she’ll lord it over you, and…isn’t she the girl that was practically radically racist towards humans?

If you win…well, same thing, really, only difference is she hates you more than she already seems to.

Er….I suppose what I’m asking is, why are you even bothering?  I’m curious.

[PM]: Mitch: Why am I bothering? It's actually pretty simple. She means to take arms against the entire Kantonese military, and yet she means to underestimate them. This is folly, in the grandest of senses. See, in regards to her ideals, at this instant I remain a neutral party.  Perhaps at a later date I will find my own thing to believe in.

But for somebody who has a dream? I want to give her the experience and information she needs to make good on her own dreams. I want to give people the ability to chase what I'm still seeking for myself.

As long as I get close to beating her, I will have accomplished my mission. And as she intends to not draw her blade, this will be a surprisingly easy task. KSFS students are not to be underestimated and I... I was only decent. Good enough to not be deemed waste. There are hundereds of 'child soldiers' stronger than myself. For her to take an entire organization so lightly...

I mean to show her that she'll need to work a little harder.

And perhaps in the course of this endeavor, I'll discover something more about myself, faunus, and the world. I've been learning a lot lately. I plan to stay alive so I can keep learning.

Maybe a day will come when I'm capable of finding something worth chasing myself.

I apologize for the... incredible wall of text, but I seem to have so much to say. Maybe this has something to do with being silenced all those years. If you would be willing to offer me your support at a locale called ‘The Beatdown’, it would be much appreciated. I promise you I’ll give you something worth watching. 

[theabra-thearcher-theicequeen]

Mitch: You are... Melody's friend, yes? The one she claims 'understands' her... I do indeed have my own reasons for choosing to study in Kalos, and perhaps one day you'll have a chance to see Kanto. Words cannot describe there differences from Kanto to Kalos appropriately. All I can really do is ask you a simple question. Do you enjoy freedom?

Mayu: Freedom? Sure, I value it a lot. I also realize that it comes at a price. It’s hard to explain in words. It’s scary because right now, it feels like the price of freedom is a swift fist to the mouth. Literally.

And yes, you’re Melody’s cousin! Man, I want to see Kanto so badly. Dad said we tried to move our family to Kanto a long time ago, but business dragged him to Sinnoh, and then to Kalos. He said it’s wonderful there, though. I’d love to see that for myself.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

theabra-thearcher-theicequeen:

Mayu: You’ve… Honestly given me a lot to think about.

I grew up in Sinnoh. Dad doesn’t agree with any of their policies but he says that’s why he’s there. He wants to help cleanse the world in whatever way he can. He runs the house in what he calls a Kantonese fashion, which… Kinda makes sense now. I wonder if he knows everything about Kanto. Maybe I’ll ask him.

So, you really think the fighting was a matter of standing up for their opinions? I don’t mean to pry, I know the Faunus are your teammates. Sorry about that. I feel you, in a way.

Mitch: Of course it was. I mean, but you have to take into account that they are opinions. They were called out by a lone hunter and thought they needed to do something about it. What are fights if not people pitting their ideals and opinions against each other?… I mean… When you put it that simply, that’s what war is, right? The ideals of one country against another…

[PM]: I’ve been pretty blindly following the ideals of my home country, if only because not doing so was tantamount to rebellion and rebellion meant… Death. I believe the only reason I’ve eluded some of the brainwashing is honestly because of Melody’s father. He is a… Man displaced from the region he needs to be in. Or maybe he needs to be in Kanto. You should ask Melody about her family when you get her chance, but especially her dad.

With all the rumors around, maybe its time that you and I and everyone else find the paths we want to walk while we’re here. I for one, am making some of the first decisions in my entire life. And it’s kind of… exciting? I think thats the word.. To be… Master of ones own fate.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

[PM] First off, do take care in whatever fight you've gotten yourself into. I'm afraid I arrived a little late to the party, so I've little idea what this ruckus is about. Second of all, are you...okay? Y'know, what with this rumor stuff floating around? About you? -Alex

[PM]: Mitch: Oh me? I’m... Mostly fine. I fear my reputation has been tarnished slightly, but I can live with that. The fact that the ‘big bad imposing ksfs student has sad feelings’ might not be a terrible thing to uphold. I’ll take care mind you, this is not about pride, nor me trying to prove anything. The girl’s god a vendetta and I’m giving her the opportunity to see if she has the strength to put it through.

...I’m also very tired of everyone calling me a child. Some of these halfwits don’t even have the capacity to pretend to be responsible. 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

gangsterdragonprincess:

Is anyone even remotely surprised that the one thing that seems to remind you of home is violence? I can honestly say you’re exceeding my expectations already if only my expectation that the Kantonese breed their children to be killers and fighters.

But you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself. I think being on a team with such…energetic combatants has led you to overestimate your own ability. Getting through Launch Day and winning (admittedly a fair amount) of watered down sparring sessions supervised by timid teachers does not a warrior make.

Unless I miss your meaning…were you asking me to dance?

I for one am not surprised that the one thing that reminds me of home is violence. They did in fact train us to be killers and fighters. That’s not a lie. Perhaps in my stay at Kalos I’m looking to discover something different. Perhaps I already have discovered something different. You do realize that none of my posts here are defending my homeland, correct? My ideals were never fully in line with the Kantonese militaries, due to a family member of mine. Now that I am here, I’ve discovered he was mostly right. 

That being said, I’m sure a warrior of your stature would love to test their mettle against what the Kantonese millitary churned out. As of right now, that is what I am a product of, nothing else. 

And to put it in your terms. 

Yes. I am. 

[gangsterdragonprincess]

I can’t say I spend much time trawling the holodash and even if I did, so what? It hardly changes the fact that the Kantonese Military is a symbol of hope for bitter old bigots that the human race might one day overtake the rest of the world through force.

A hope I have a vested interest in seeing dragged through the mud.

There’s no honor in fighting a child but if you want a spanking who am I to refuse? Tell you what; I won’t even draw my sword so there’s no possible way for you to get seriously hurt~

Any other terms? I think I have just the place where we can see the value of a failed nation’s educational system.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mitch: Confident aren’t you? 

No terms on my end. I’ll leave it all for whichever arena you decide.

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

gangsterdragonprincess:

Is anyone even remotely surprised that the one thing that seems to remind you of home is violence? I can honestly say you’re exceeding my expectations already if only my expectation that the Kantonese breed their children to be killers and fighters.

But you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself. I think being on a team with such…energetic combatants has led you to overestimate your own ability. Getting through Launch Day and winning (admittedly a fair amount) of watered down sparring sessions supervised by timid teachers does not a warrior make.

Unless I miss your meaning…were you asking me to dance?

I for one am not surprised that the one thing that reminds me of home is violence. They did in fact train us to be killers and fighters. That’s not a lie. Perhaps in my stay at Kalos I’m looking to discover something different. Perhaps I already have discovered something different. You do realize that none of my posts here are defending my homeland, correct? My ideals were never fully in line with the Kantonese militaries, due to a family member of mine. Now that I am here, I’ve discovered he was mostly right. 

That being said, I’m sure a warrior of your stature would love to test their mettle against what the Kantonese millitary churned out. As of right now, that is what I am a product of, nothing else. 

And to put it in your terms. 

Yes. I am. 

[theabra-thearcher-theicequeen]

Mitch: You are... Melody's friend, yes? The one she claims 'understands' her... I do indeed have my own reasons for choosing to study in Kalos, and perhaps one day you'll have a chance to see Kanto. Words cannot describe there differences from Kanto to Kalos appropriately. All I can really do is ask you a simple question. Do you enjoy freedom?

Mayu: Freedom? Sure, I value it a lot. I also realize that it comes at a price. It’s hard to explain in words. It’s scary because right now, it feels like the price of freedom is a swift fist to the mouth. Literally.

And yes, you’re Melody’s cousin! Man, I want to see Kanto so badly. Dad said we tried to move our family to Kanto a long time ago, but business dragged him to Sinnoh, and then to Kalos. He said it’s wonderful there, though. I’d love to see that for myself.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mayu: Hm. Wow. That is a lot to think about.

It also makes me question my original answer. Freedom… When does it stop being good? When does it become anarchy?

A boy speaks his mind and is publicly ganged up on. I just got beaten unconscious based on an opinion. It’s all felt like chaos here.

Though of course I’ve never seen Kanto. I can’t assume anything about it.

Were you… Happy there? Before you came here.

Happy?…

I’m afraid I haven’t felt the emotion you are thinking of in a very long time. Since before I can remember. We are trained in the ways of not feeling, so for me to suddenly be… Feeling anything at all upon my arrival to Kalos is unusual and distressing.

And believe me, I saw that first event. Is it anarchy? Or is it people standing up for their beliefs? A fair measure of both, perhaps? It is often said in Kanto that individual expression is the gateway to horrible things. Perhaps as horrible the things you just mentioned, perhaps more. But is a country unified with no dissenters much better? One that silences anyone and everyone that may raise concern with questionable practices? Total uniformity or unbridled anarchy… Perhaps we are best at landing somewhere in the middle, and it’s not clear who stands for what. It is these questions I’ve been asking myself as I learn about this country and its policies. The professors have been more than willing to hold at length conversations with me about the subjects.

I hope that one day, some of the students will do the same.

[theabra-thearcher-theicequeen]

Mitch: You are... Melody's friend, yes? The one she claims 'understands' her... I do indeed have my own reasons for choosing to study in Kalos, and perhaps one day you'll have a chance to see Kanto. Words cannot describe there differences from Kanto to Kalos appropriately. All I can really do is ask you a simple question. Do you enjoy freedom?

Mayu: Freedom? Sure, I value it a lot. I also realize that it comes at a price. It’s hard to explain in words. It’s scary because right now, it feels like the price of freedom is a swift fist to the mouth. Literally.

And yes, you’re Melody’s cousin! Man, I want to see Kanto so badly. Dad said we tried to move our family to Kanto a long time ago, but business dragged him to Sinnoh, and then to Kalos. He said it’s wonderful there, though. I’d love to see that for myself.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mitch: You value freedom then? 

You would hate it in Kanto. There is no freedom there. Any deviance from what the state wishes will earn you divine retribution from the government and your peers. Worse still at the school I went to. This only came to light when I came here, and saw how… 

Free. Everyone was. To do their own thing or to speak their own mind, without the threat of a power so much greater than theirs looming down on them. It is both confusing and refreshing.

Perhaps one day you will have the ability to see Kanto for yourself, and then you can make your own decision whether the lifestyle that the Kantonese are so often restricted to suits you or not.

And I am sure you are wondering why it is that I, once a student of their most established school, is expressing dissent.

Mayhaps it is because I’ve learned things since coming to Kanto. Learned things they didn’t want me to learn. My uncle always told me travel broadens ones perspective, and here we are. Thank you for your kind words, however. 

[venomousvibrations]

[PM] Mitch: Unfortunately as my reputation precedes me... It matters not that I was alone. People are used to finding that. It matters that I was crying. I fear a fair percentage of the school will attempt to take advantage of that information. This may or may not be an interesting few weeks. I appreciate your assistance, however.

[PM] Daisy: Wait, what??

OH…. N-No! I meant you weren’t crying! Though, I guess that was…kind of vague. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make it worse, if I have. And…please don’t let anyone take advantage of you? Or…make you out to be a bad person. You’re very thoughtful and considerate, Mitch, and you deserve to prove that.

Don’t give anyone that pins you incorrectly the satisfaction of thinking they’re right.

…Sorry, uh. Stuff like that just upsets me a little. I’m sorry if I’m stepping over a line or something.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

[PM] Mitch: What’s done is done, I suppose. And no, you aren’t really. I’ll just have to do something about the prideful one, I suppose. She seems to believe that I was upset because my fighting skills weren’t up to snuff when in reality it was quite the opposite.  

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

[gangsterdragonprincess]

This is why you don’t let children or facists into a school for hunters.

[theabra-thearcher-theicequeen]

Mayu: Could’ve sworn we let hunters into a hunting school. And KSFS trains some of the best hunters in the world. Tears or no tears.

[gangsterdragonprincess]

Could have sworn that as well and yet here we have a child who ought to have been seasoned more before being dropped into the pan.

According to the KSFS that is. They must have some kind of special nerve to think their sophmores can stack up to the level of our students.

After all, how good can Kantonese military training really be if its run by the same cowards and failures who cost their mongrel nation their little genocidal war? If it was so good, Sgt.Sobs would have stayed there for training, no?

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mitch: You speak as if you even understand the matter that actually bothers me. Your accusations are all baseless claims, the matter of fighting isn’t what bothers me in the slightest. In fact, one could argue that’s the one thing that grounds me. Reminds me of home, if you will. 

Of course I have my own reasons for choosing to attend Kalos academy, and I, as of yet, do not regret that decision. I’ve learned a great deal of new things that I couldn’t have possibly learned or experienced going to KSFA. Such as the fact that your hatred of my previous educational institution is nothing less than well founded. 

Either way, if you’d like to see ‘Kantonese Military training’ in action, there’s nothing really stopping you. It hasn’t really stopped anyone else. 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

[venomousvibrations]

valkyrieprincessandsoldier:

Mitch: … Hmmm. 

This… This is problematic, isn’t it? Is it cheating if I just… Don’t answer the question?

It’s not. Great. I refuse to comment on the situation. 

Daisy: First of all, no he wasn’t. I was with him. Second, Mitch, if you need someone to talk to, you have my number….okay..?

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mitch: Noted… Duly Noted.

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I saw the KSFS student crying alone in the garden! What for, I wonder?...

Ohhhhh? What for, indeed!! I wonder what sad stories our poor little hometown hero has for us!!

Any comments, valkyrieprincessandsoldier~??

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Mitch: ... Hmmm. 

This... This is problematic, isn’t it? Is it cheating if I just... Don’t answer the question?

It’s not. Great. I refuse to comment on the situation. 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I hear Yi and Sabine made out in the garden

Ohhhhhh my gosh!! What a sordid little affair! And here we thought that bespectacled Ice King had no feelings! Sounds like we were wrong and he’s got it hot, hot HOT for a certain little birdy!!

Care to elaborate, theceledonthorn, venomousvibrations??

[venomousvibrations]

kalosianfreeshooter:

valkyrieprincessandsoldier:

Melody: Ah that’s more like the Yi we know and… Associate with. But it’s nothin I’m sayin’ over the scroll. You’ll have to meet me in person if you want me to offer my advise on anything. Maybe my advise is baseless and unfounded. Maybe it isn’t! 

I can say that I’m not harassing you though. 

You shouldn’t be so quick to turn Melody down, Yisus. I think even she has more romantic experience than you do

But I always knew beneath that insectoid carapace you call skin beat the warm, lusty heart of a lover waiting to blossom like the first tulip of spring. Did I think Sabine would be the one to part your dewy petals? Can’t say I did. Always thought you would end up with some stuttering sheep of a girl who thought you were dreamy but cupid’s arrow is a heat seeking missile that obeys no master’s whim.

All I can do is wish you the best of luck (you’re going to need it)

Yi: Wh–

First of all; Barnes, I would sooner ask a light post for advice on such a subject from anyone.

Second of all; Neith, what inane drivel are you spouting now?! Do I LOOK like some kind of lovesick fool to you?! I ALREADY said that I feel nothing for Ms. Peridot!!

Third of all; STOP CALLING ME YISUS

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Melody: Hmm. Suit yourself! Can’t say I didn’t offer. Hey Benji, you’re good at writing, right? I think you and I might need to brainstorm an obituary. 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I hear Yi and Sabine made out in the garden

Ohhhhhh my gosh!! What a sordid little affair! And here we thought that bespectacled Ice King had no feelings! Sounds like we were wrong and he’s got it hot, hot HOT for a certain little birdy!!

Care to elaborate, theceledonthorn, venomousvibrations??

[venomousvibrations]

valkyrieprincessandsoldier:

venomousvibrations:

Yi: What–?! W-Who told you any of this nonsense?! I have no feelings whatsoever for that woman, l-least of all any kind of….hots! Who the hell is running this column?? Why is anyone letting this gargage on the RSS Feed?!

Meldoy: Maybe if you weren’t so shockingly flustered your denial woul hold some weight! Also, I think you meant ‘garbage’. You must really be panicking if you’d allow a mistake like that to slip through your careful crafted facade.

And always there proves to be more to Yi than meets the eye. You should tell your squadmembers (especially benji) of such further developments! We can advise you!

Yi: And what, pray tell, Barnes, would you possibly want to advise me on?? There is nothing to give me advice on, for it is baseless garbage.

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Melody: Ah that’s more like the Yi we know and... Associate with. But it’s nothin I’m sayin’ over the scroll. You’ll have to meet me in person if you want me to offer my advise on anything. Maybe my advise is baseless and unfounded. Maybe it isn’t!

I can say that I’m not harassing you though. 

[kalosacademynewsroom]

I heard someone rigged the shooting games

Oh me, oh my! What kind of dastardly villian could have done such a thing?? Who could have been so heartless as to keep you kids from those awfully cute party prizes that Ms. Olympia and Ms. Valerie worked so hard to get for you all??

What do you kids say? Were they really rigged? Was someone cheating? What kind of luck did you all have?

I know mine was pretty cruddy………..

[talldarkandpsychic]

Mmmhmm … I mean WHAT SOMEONE WAS TAMPERING WITH MY SCORE?!?!? I FUCKING KNEW IT! I’M GOING TO GUT WHATEVER DOUCHEBAG DUDE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHIT

[valkyrieprincessandsoldier]

Cassidy: DAMN FUCKIN RIGHT SOMEBODY RIGGED THE SHOOTING GAMES. MY SCORE WENT /DOWN/. HOW THE FUCK DID IT GO DOWN????

You there!! Do you know anything about this? The perpitrator must be brought to JUSTICE