Garazeb "Zeb" Orrelios

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[garazeb-the-geezer]

You and me on a date except instead of going out to eat we blow up the Empire’s stuff

Long as I still get a kiss at the end, we can do whatever ya' want, sweetheart.

(The massive lasat shoots you a cheeky little wink)

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Hey Zeb! It's a nice day out, wanna join me for a picnic? I'll bring the food if you bring the tunes!

That sounds real good, kid, real good! What'd ya pack for us? I hope ya got something nice n' fillin'!

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Hey, Big Guy. Been a while since you posted. Hope all is well with you and the crew.

All's well, kit! Had an extended vacation!

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Humans are creatures of hate. They hate each other for their gender, age, skin color, belonging to the world, and so on (sometimes it seems to me that people hate people for nothing)

Are there any similar cases with your Lasat people? Do Lasat have prejudices about other Lasat? For example, about the color of furr or about something else?

Truth be told, yeh. You get judged no matter what species you are. For the Lasat people, your coloration says a lot about ya. Purple with green eyes usually means you're from Lasan itself, the other colorations mean you're from *Lira San*. If you're seen as a Lasat from Lasan, yer' kinda viewed as a refugee.. Cause.. Well, you are. Folks feel sorry for you. See you s' weaker. If you got patchy facial hair, yer' seen as.. sickly, I guess is the best way t' say it.. N' finally, if you got big ears- like.. Bigger n' normal? Yer' nosy. I dont make the rules.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

What your opinion about intelligent creatures with multiple pairs of limbs? Are you also worried about their excessive number of limbs?

(OOC: Welcome back frien!🫂)

Intelligent as in.. sapient? If its just anotha' species with lots o' legs, I might not think theyre *pretty*, but I aint gunna be.. /scared/ of em, er nothin.. If you mean intelligent as in, not just a buncha' cells that wanna reproduce.. Im good. They can stay away from me.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

If u could save kallus or another imp,wo would u save?🥸

*season 1,when they hate each other a lot xdd*

Seems like a trick karkin' question if you ask me. I wouldn't save *either* uv'em. If I HAD t' choose, Id save the nameless imp. Least the nameless imp didn't have nothin' t'do with the genocide o' my people.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Hey Zeb how do you manage to keep hope when everything feels hopeless?

Bein' honest, I *Can't* always keep hope. Thats a skill I aint perfected yet. I can be a' optimist, if I try real hard, but.. When things go down, things go *down.* Best thing I can recommend to cope, though..? Getcha a good group o' friends that are like-minded. Give yourself a support group.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

There’s a giant spider in my room 😰 care you plz take care of it 👉👈

NO SHOT. Sorry, I DON'T do spiders. Just throw a shoe at it! Fire a blaster!

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Who does the majority of the cooking on the Ghost, or do you all take turns?

We eat a lotta' shite that's just.. Boil a bag, and dump it into a bowl. I wouldnt really call that cookin'. But if we do ever *make* somethin', it's usually me or Hera. I need a lot more protein than these other idiots, so I tend ta' have to cook my own shite a lot.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Say zeb how does it feel to know some humans that can keep up with you in sparring??

Dont bother me one bit, bein' honest. Makes me appreciate the effort they put in ta' step up ta' me. I invite anyone ta' try.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

*looks at his big ol eyes*

Can you see sounds with them thangs?

Now 'at's just Rude... ...no, But I do have real good night vision.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Shows up on Zeb’s doorstep in sunglasses and obvious pain.

"Do you have any good cures for a migraine?"

Have ya tried a stiff drink? I can mix ya one real quick. OR.. Uh.. Water. Water too. That.. that helps.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

*kisses forehead and scurries away*

Hey!

My mouth is just a few inches down, y'know..

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Garazeb wakes up in the morning feeling not quite himself. His nose is all stuffed up and his body aches, and his skin feels hot and clammy... looks like one of the kids brought home a bug.

Ghhh.. Karabast.. (he rubs his face slowly, furrowing his thick brow and sitting up, swinging his legs over the edge of his bunk.) Aint gunna stop nothin.. Best just get on with the day.. (And he would. He suffers in silence, only ever giving away that hes sick when he sniffles or needs to cough. Hes a big boy, he doesnt take sick days for a flu.)

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Garazeb Orrelios!

...Can we be friends?

(OOC: And can i be your friend either?)

You wanna be friends? Sure thing, Kid. Good luck keepin' up with me though, I'm always out doin /some/ kinda mission.

OOC: I'm always around :salute:

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Did you and Alex find any information about that Lasat mercenary? Creatures saying that he began to become active again somewhere in the parsecs of the outer ring...

(OOC: Let there be drama. This is not the last question about the mercenary)

Lasat mercenary?? Somebody prolly' has their sources wrong. We get mistaken as other species All the time. The chances that there's another purple bastard out there are slim t' none- 'specially if 'e aint sought me out yet. I aint exactly someone that you can hide. I got wanted posters from here t' wild space.

[garazeb-the-geezer]

Ezra’s stuck on top of the fridge

Ezra's a big boy. He can get 'imself down. Don't worry.