The King of Garbage

ALL HAIL

[iguanamouth]

[tymime]

I think ‘possums ought to be a Halloween animal, don’t you?

[hillopurkki]

[aranea-serket]

hillopurkki:

What an interesting familiar…

You can buy merchandise of this design on both Society 6 AND Redbubble!!! Just in time for Halloween!!

You can also get separate stickers of the characters in this piece on both sites!

The cats: RB    S6

The other cats: RB   S6

[garbagepossum]

Hurricane time! It's gonna go right over me, I'm gonna peak up Nate's skirt. Wish me luck and enjoy this stormy cotton field near where I live.

[slonk-hill-man]

I just really love opossums ok

[naurielrochnur]

This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl.

That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Gizmo and Gidget, opossums at Wildlife Prairie Park in IL. 

Photo Credit: A. Lynn. 

[garbagepossum]

god I wish I was them right now

[garbagepossum]

Moore or Strange?

This is a tough one, and it’s probably against election laws, but I want to say both of them should fall into the active volcano.

The ideal situation I’m envisioning is this: after briefly grappling with each other at the lip of the volcano, Luther gets the upper hand and pushes Roy over the edge into the lava BUT in the process trips over his own foot and falls in as well.

[garbagepossum]

did you hear the joke about the high wall? i shouldn't tell you the punchline. you might not get over it.

you dare challenge me

[garbagepossum]

can we send you shitty puns to pass the time?

That would be... punderful.

[garbagepossum]

How are doing, are you ok?

I’ve entered that stress level where your feelings turn off and you turn into a robot. I’ll be okay eventually, thank you for asking.

“Robits”

[garbagepossum]

Are the donuts good?

Suspiciously good. Legend has it that no one who works for Krispy Kreme knows the full recipe, only parts of it, save for one person: the Donut King.

[garbagepossum]

Y'all mind sending me random asks?

My car has once again broken down after I already borrowed $625 to repair it so I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere. Please help me pass the time while I sit alone in this Krispy Kreme praying for death's sweet release.

[garbagepossum]

Why do you tag your posts #opossum you're a blog dedicated to possums

too legit to quit

[kiridifferent]

[liartownusa]

Good news! I have slaved over this promotional video and now offer it to you, free of charge, as a token of my affection. Watch with my blessing, but beware! Hidden amidst the fast pace and bold colors is a remarkable lack of real information! This hollow, baffling advertisement is my gift… to you! 

[garbagepossum]

Sorry for inactivity lads I started a second second job and apparently I also have a dangerous condition caused by malnutrition because I am an actual literal opportunistic scavenger when it comes to food (don’t do that btw).

Please look at... this.

[canisalbus]

Opossums