[wrathofthegiraffe]

There should be a word to describe that horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out. So you just finish the story and everyone listening does that awkward polite laugh and then it gets quiet, so you burn your house down, fake your death, move to Chile and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

[luniverboys]

[jbpurpose]

[jbpurpose]

[imsodonewithjustinbieber]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

*contours my ass*

[jbpurpose]

[rihahna]

[aspiretostudy]

It’s so sunny today! Planning the comming week, and studying some German vocab.

[ilikeboburnham]

I aspire to be like David Beckham when I’m a parent.

[trashboat]

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

[garbageprincesss-blog]

Zodiac and what's most likely to come after "fuck"

The "it" squad: taurus, sagittarius, capricorn

The "me" squad: pisces, libra, scorpio

The "you" squad: aries, aquarius, leo

The "everything" squad: gemini, cancer, virgo

[softwaring]

Waters

Akos Major

[yeule-deactivated20240618]

東京、表参道　２０１４

nat ćmiel

[teasmoked]

Volcanic black sand beach in Amed, Bali. The most gorgeously surreal beach I’ve ever seen. Makes you feel like you’re walking on the ashes and bones of ancient earth.

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

*me while losing an argument* Ok but why are you yelling

[victoriapaigexs]

This will never not be funny