with a big iron on his hip

29. 18+ absolutely no minors

[kushblazer666]

[cryptotheism]

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Finally, the context for these tweets

[drchucktingle]

furious that i am not a playable character in this game

[neil-gaiman]

Enormously relieved that I am not a playable character in this game.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. "it's not an excuse to fall behind" I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

[girlnephew]

[nem23]

edging my google play services

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

[wizzard890]

his cadence, his tiny bitchy hand gestures, his cunty little nicknames for people that are insane but also somehow stick to your brain? 

“the problem with ron desanctimonious is that he needs a personality transplant, and those are...... noT yet available.”

if he’d laid the garbage fire of his entire soul aside for a wig and heels back in the 80s, we’d live in a better world. 

[sparrow-va]

(via @dragonprincessmew )

[televangelistwh0re]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I mean, obviously House is a horrible boss but at least he's an equal opportunities horrible boss. Most horrible bosses will treat you like shit but THEN talk to you about "disrespect" when you try to stand up for yourself.

When House's employees drug or stalk or blackmail or insult or physically assault him right back, he just goes "Great game, guys!" at the end of the episode and high-fives everyone.

[b0tster]

id let depressed oompa loompa chocolate bartender girl at the willy wonka scam party do unspeakable things to me

[gaycop]

breaking bad if jane didn’t die

[infintyonhigh]

the scream i scrumpt

[thememedaddy]

[i-mister-completely]

Depression in a nutshell.

[catchymemes]

Monaco's actual sea wall

[trashboat]

when it comes to hubris italians are running the game

[girlnephew]

[radiofreederry]

[depsidase]

[amokslime]

Sometimes the smallest thing can rewrite the trajectory of your life. For example: the reason I could only think about Dragon Ball Z for five years of my mortal life is I attended a local theater one-act play based on Waiting for Godot where Vegeta and Frieza were fighting on namek and waiting for Goku. It was so good it rewrote my brain chemistry permanently

[amokslime]

Vegeta's growing despair contrasted with Frieza's dispassionate apathy. Desperately trying to ignore the growing realization that Goku might never arrive, might not even exist. The spirit Halloween costumes blending seamlessly with the truly sensitive emotional acting. I would give anything to attend again but there will never be another run

[amokslime]

I forgot a really important element of this, which is that the actors for Vegeta and Freeza had heelies on the whole time to suggest flying