cheese curds vs. willpower

[garbageurl]

i’m making one cat a day until i get bored of making one cat a day 

[garbageurl]

I wanted to watch a horror movie but now the man who was supposed to protect me from the horror movie is very alseep and I'm strategizing about the best way to murder a ghost

[garbageurl]

[pettycentral]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

earth sign antics

[aleyma]

Fabergé, Chick, 1899-1908 (source).

[indigobluerose]

I NEVER KNEW ANY OF THEM HATCHED

[garbageurl]

My person sized dog and my sisters cat sized dogs: a weird combination of technically the same animal (with guest appearances from my equally adorable mother)

[garbageurl]

One of the distinct emotional experiences of adulthood that I didn't anticipate is the feeling of driving out to the body shop to collect all of your random belongings and garbage out of your totaled car. There's this weird feeling of transition and finality, but also the definite knowledge that you're just gonna transfer all that garbage to your new car immediately

[voidmountain]

Comfy seat for a chungy boy

[la-laborista-republiko]

[garbageurl]

I just hopped on here to see what the internet was up to and IS THIS PERSON STILL..... PERSONING 

[garbageurl]

I’m making my occasional reappearance on this godforsaken website to share this: 

I just found my cat’s adoption paperwork, and part of it is the printout that was on the wall by her room in the shelter, with a photo of her right after they took her in. She was only a year old, and we’re reasonably sure she had been a stray her entire life, missing a chunk of ear and the end of her tail, and in her picture she looks so terrified and underfed. I had an idea! Let’s do a before and after photo, so we can truly appreciate how far she’s come from basically feral to loving member of our household.

I was trying to take a picture of her, in her elaborate goddamn $300 cat fort, BUT SHE KEPT BITING ME WHEN I TRIED BECAUSE SHE IS PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY CAMERAS. I gave up and sat down to eat some manchego with crackers and she barrel rolled the fuck out of her 7-foot cat perch, landed on my face, and now i’m bleeding while she eats my cheese in her stupid cat fort. 

PARENTHOOD IS LOVELY 

[mustiest]

Janine Ker

[cobrafoutre]

[1000drawings]

[coloursteelsexappeal]

[notalkingplz]

[garbageurl]

i hate working in an office we are having a halloween potluck and costume contest :) :) :) and like.. i do not want to be here and this is slowly squeezing every bit of joy out of my heart. by no means do i want to have the joy squeezed out of my heart while wearing a clever get-up and carrying a tray of tasteful hors d’ouevres fuck outta here 

[sixalien]

“Let original Beauty Guide my every stroke”

feat. @real-asuka