formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
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Stranger Things
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Not today Justin

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@garden-cryptid
formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.
“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”
“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”
“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”
“WHY QUESTION?????”
Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.
Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.
Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.
And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.
A website of tiny ceramic frogs.
Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.
I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.
“This is your website?” I asked finally.
“Yep!”
“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.
“Yep!”
“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”
“I made those too,” he says, beaming.Â
And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.
“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”
It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team.Â
And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.
top 3 hobbies for young adults:
1. borrowing misery from future
2. carrying grief of the past
3. agonizing over the present
I think Persephone is goth with bright green eyes, freckles, and red hair.
Im at work and I left my lactaid at home and now I can't eat my ravioli
roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that
the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people
My favourite character type is the person who has all the power in the world, and also absolutely none.
The soldier with untold powers who is kept on a leash by their generals.
The king who isn’t old enough to reject their advisor’s advice without a whole political debacle.
The magician who has to play politics rather than do what is in their heart.
The symbol of the people, whose actions inspire change, and who everyone tries to manipulate behind the scenes.
The superhero who is kept in meetings all day trying to navigate public relations and the media.
While the rest of the world believes these characters have an incomparable amount of power, they must fight for every inch of control they can take over their own lives and destiny’s.
I love chosen ones with no choices.
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"
Working in daycare is great, because only here can I... *squinting at notes* get my pants absolutely slathered in a mixture of baby cereal and applesauce at 8 am.
how rogue one probably goes in the rebel padmé/ galaxy's messiest divorce au
(commission info // tip jar!)
thought one: yummy yummy
thought two: orange juice in my tummy
When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP
Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most
Tumblr app should have a tinder esque feature where it shows you the blogs in a 3 mile radius. No it shouldnt
I know I'm compatible with myself but I still hate myself