A Humphrey Dinner
Mr. Humphrey: so... Bocarter, do you remember the Danish girl you met at the gala last week?
Bocarter, looks up: yes, father
Mr. Humphrey: ...what do you think of her?
Neville: *tries not to laugh*
Neville: *fails not to laugh*
Bocarter: she was... acceptable? if not quite annoying. why do you ask?
Neville, snickering: father's trying to set you up!
Bocarter:
Mrs. Humphrey: of course, you don't have to indulge in her. there are other aristo-
Bocarter: mother, father, are you unaware that i'm already in a committed relationship?
Mr. & Mrs. Humphrey: *chokes on their food*
Mr. & Mrs. Humphrey: WHAT
Mr. Humphrey: ...with who??
Neville, laughing: oh jolly! Lord protect Logan from our father
Mrs. Humphrey: Neville, you knew?! and you didn't TELL US
Neville: mother, where do you think Bo goes almost every friday?
Mrs. Humphrey: I thought you've only been out to attend to your extracurriculars!
Bocarter: I was!
Mr. Humphrey: ...who is this you're with
Neville: LOGAN LAVIGNE
Mr. Humphrey: LOGAN LAVIGNE
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*Lavigne family having dinner*
Logan, who had just heard his name being called from the manor: i feel like i'll be in trouble in the next few hours
Julie, who also heard it: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating a Humphrey through their family dinner
Logan: haha, shit