gary

[kickbeer]

[champagnepadre]

i remember in 5th grade when big tests would happen i’d memorize movies at home so when i was done with the test i can just watch a movie in my head and i remember after 1 test and everyone was reading a book or taking a nap i would be staring at the wall watching twilight for 30 minutes

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[totalariana]

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

[garison]

@oneyoungboy you

[depressed-and-alone4ever]

[jehovahhthickness]

Lmaooooo

[queenstravelingdarling]

This shouldn’t be so damn funny

[1010ll]

[skinmite]

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

[myrrhdotcom]

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

[bacchino-malato-deactivated2019]

this tweet better than marx

[1a4]

tea 😯

[mrdsc1010]

[daviscraig-deactivated20240822]

THIS!! omg

[yeahiwasintheshit]

there’s a lot of salt in the world

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Like the only reason all the oceans are really salty is because there’s sooo much salt in the world

[yeehawlw]

[prominent-nipple]

this took me RIGHT BACK

[coffeeinmybeard]

I’m max

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

“America’s Next Top Model” (2005) // “Hereditary” (2018)

[freelancedumbass]

[unclefather]

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Harvesting carrots.

[bunjywunjy]

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

[acoolguy]

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam