garlic possum

she/it - my name is garlic and i am a possum in all ways except physical - my madness knows no bounds - gayer than you - if you think you know who I am, no you don't

[garlic-possum]

I want a copy of my immortal bound in human skin

[dashhhkenttt]

[garlic-possum]

Hehe, sexy minotaur....

I'm going to milk the minotaurs

[garlic-possum]

Can I make BOG BUTTER from MINOTAUR MILK?

[butt-rice]

you can do whatever you want, sweetheart, but you might have trouble getting minotaur milk (or as we called it, minomilk, where i grew up).

[garlic-possum]

That's okay, we have better technology to milk the minotaurs nowadays.

Unrelated but it's really cute how Australians shorten every word

[garlic-possum]

Can I make BOG BUTTER from MINOTAUR MILK?

[garlic-possum]

Minotaur milk?

[garlic-possum]

Average American has 12 allergic reactions per day factoid actually just a statistical error. Allergies Garlic, who lives in Polluted River and has over 10,000 allergic reactions per day is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[wouldyoueatthisfood]

I'm surprised how many people don't like mayo considering the base ingredients of it are just egg and oil, emulsified together. You'd be surprised at the versatility, my mother made a cheesecake with it once and it may have been one of the best homemade cheesecakes I've had in my life

I personally agree wholeheartedly! I guess some people have just had bad experiences with it.. I use it for grilled cheese instead of butter! When you cook with it, you can't really taste it from my experience..

[garlic-possum]

mayonnaise is EVIL and must be ABOLISHED

[garlic-possum]

Thinking about granaries

[garlic-possum]

wolf-werewolf

[garlic-possum]

wolf-werewolf

[enki2]

[greelin]

i’m sincerely always saying this

[garlic-possum]

I'm feeling super emotionally overwhelmed and have nobody to talk to

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[garlic-possum]

I am JELLYFISHMAXXING.

Going to eat more SINGLE USE PLASTICS.

[teaboot]

Suggestions for how to cook a mermaid?

Mermaids are a protected species

[resident-mervert]

i wouldn't cook one but i would happily eat out that mermussy any day

[garlic-possum]

mmm cloaca

[tropical-lycan]

Another redesign / quick reference art for Art Fight 2026 🐮

This time of my minotaur OC Myron! It's been a while I wanted to change his body type / anatomy and clothes 🥺 now he's a little chubby lad

[garlic-possum]

HELL YEAH SEXY MINOTAUR