the garlic bread

i am delicious i am the avatar of peril in the eyes of scammers i am a symbol of aces everywhere and italians like me too i am GARLIC BREAD she/her pronouns are preferable but idc if you use any others

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hey @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026 does Jax from tadc qualify as an enby now

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alright everyone, it’s july 1st, get back to your cells

i say to the little homosexual gremlins I only release during june, shoving them to the dungeon with a Dyson Hoover as the color drains from the skies leaving only an empty void behind

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tried a different rendering style

took forever but im pretty happy with it :)

(lmk if the image is low quality)

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Aizawa propaganda cuz I refuse to let him lose to an acephobic bitch

Aizawa is an absolute SUCKER for cats

He adopted a girl who was used for experiments

And just LOOK AT HIM

He can go from majestic underground hero to exhausted high school teacher at the drop of a hat (these are two actual screencaps from shows he’s in) AND he practically adopts his entire homeroom class!

also dr house is an acephobic asshole (i forget what episode)

@sexy-people-contests-2026 please accept my propaganda 🙏

if anyone knows if the artists are on tumblr pls tell me so I can tag them

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APPARENTLY HOUSE IS ALSO A RAPIST, HOMOPHOBE, PEDOPHILE, AND A RACIST. HE IS THE OPPOSITE OF A TUMBLR SEXYMAN.

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Aizawa propaganda cuz I refuse to let him lose to an acephobic bitch

Aizawa is an absolute SUCKER for cats

He adopted a girl who was used for experiments

And just LOOK AT HIM

He can go from majestic underground hero to exhausted high school teacher at the drop of a hat (these are two actual screencaps from shows he’s in) AND he practically adopts his entire homeroom class!

also dr house is an acephobic asshole (i forget what episode)

@sexy-people-contests-2026 please accept my propaganda 🙏

if anyone knows if the artists are on tumblr pls tell me so I can tag them

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kept changing the skin tone and hair color 😭

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someone at my school trained some crows to steal pencils and money and I have nothing but respect for them.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

wait did Brennan Lee mulligan not make it into the contest???

He did not

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how the fuck did PUDDLEGLUM make it into the contest, but not Brennan Lee mulligan?? 😭

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quick sketches of kinkajou and jambu (yes I redid my jambu design completely I didn’t like the old one ))

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THE COLORS ARE SO GOOD IM ASCENDING 🔥

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it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

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update: im running from the cops

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whimsical words you need to start using

Librocubicularist

Borborygmus

Bumfuzzle

Pilgarlic

Defenestrate

Flibbertigibbet

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

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hey so like. are you okay

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

I’m better at the moment, I just feel exhausted

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[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

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hey so like. are you okay

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it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

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[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

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i don’t think im gonna make it doc

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

garlic bread

yay

nay

results

Voting ended onApr 29

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WHO THE F U C K SAID NAY