the garlic bread

i am delicious i am the avatar of peril in the eyes of scammers i am a symbol of aces everywhere and italians like me too i am GARLIC BREAD she/her pronouns are preferable but idc if you use any others

[garlicbread-official]

someone at my school trained some crows to steal pencils and money and I have nothing but respect for them.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

wait did Brennan Lee mulligan not make it into the contest???

He did not

[garlicbread-official]

how the fuck did PUDDLEGLUM make it into the contest, but not Brennan Lee mulligan?? 😭

[yokemaxxing]

quick sketches of kinkajou and jambu (yes I redid my jambu design completely I didn’t like the old one ))

[garlicbread-official]

THE COLORS ARE SO GOOD IM ASCENDING 🔥

[garlicbread-official]

it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

[garlicbread-official]

update: im running from the cops

[garlicbread-official]

whimsical words you need to start using

Librocubicularist

Borborygmus

Bumfuzzle

Pilgarlic

Defenestrate

Flibbertigibbet

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

[garlicbread-official]

hey so like. are you okay

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I’m better at the moment, I just feel exhausted

[garlicbread-official]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Well I might be officially ghosted by both of the people who tried to kill themselves on the phone with me so uhh that’s new I guess

[garlicbread-official]

hey so like. are you okay

[garlicbread-official]

it’s always “why’d you punt my grandma into ongoing traffic again” but never “good morning” nowadays

[importantcatpics]

[garlicbread-official]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to eat the last item you searched online, are you ok?

yes

no

it's food

I'm dead

hopital

results

Voting ended onApr 26

[garlicbread-official]

i don’t think im gonna make it doc

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

garlic bread

yay

nay

results

Voting ended onApr 29

[garlicbread-official]

WHO THE F U C K SAID NAY

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

List of things I fear will be my legacy:

Tumblr sexy people contests

Wrong number text

The Tea

Being named after a tree

Lemons

[garlicbread-official]

you forgot the Macy’s

[surelynotapornbot]

Neil!!!

[garlicbread-official]

NEIL!!!

[garlicbread-official]

What should I name my character’s dormouse familiar

Elowen

Whimsyfluff

Fizzbit

Dame Wobbletwig

Sprocket

Voting ended onApr 12

(rough sketch for context)

[garlicbread-official]

I can’t play this fucking game in peace without getting jumpscared by a half-naked mind flayer trying to have sex with me

[garlicbread-official]

how it feels being an aroace playing bg3 and everyone’s trying to fuck me:

*morbidly curious*

[garlicbread-official]

halsin: I want to lay with you under the stars

laezel: I want sex

astarion: let’s fuck

me: oh… platonically, right?

[garlicbread-official]

how it feels being an aroace playing bg3 and everyone’s trying to fuck me:

*morbidly curious*