Jess here with loads and loads of nonsense. 26. Minors DNI. My Kofi. No need to tip whatsoever, I just figured I’d make one. I love seeing what you guys think about what I write so drop a comment on my posts and works if you have something on your mind, or even just leave it in the tags. That’s really all the tip I need from y’all! Thank you so much! 😊
Question: Are we allowed to make fanart of any of the socmed au posts?
Absolutely! Ngl, it’s kind of the stuff of dreams for me every time someone makes fanart (and fanfics!) inspired by stuff I make. It makes me so excited both to see people who like my work enough and who connected with it enough to wanna create as a result of it, and to see the visual representations of my work. Every time I even just see someone say they’re planning to draw or write something about what I’ve written, I wanna run around my room in joy!
OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
thinking about the polytrix parent trap au again. the camp counselor thinking it must be a prank that three nearly identical looking children (because the triplets are actually triplets who look alike and not just twins and another full sibling born at the same time in this au) all have different last names (choi jihae, kang aeri, and ryu hani) and one of them is claiming to be american.
jihae, the only one who knows she has two sisters that are still alive (aeri thinks she has two sisters who are dead, and hani doesn’t even know she has sisters) freaks out because “oh my god oh my god its happening”
eventually they realize who each of them is and they start to bond and, like in the og parent trap, swap places.
they each cover up their respective “patterns” (a skin condition they all inherited from their mama; although i am EXTREMELY tempted to say demons are still a thing in this universe), and paint on whoever’s place theyre taking with fake tattoos that are made to last longer.
jihae having the time of her life helping take care of the grounds of rumi and celine’s home on jeju island. she loves all the different plants and animals, which rumi is curious about because hani never cared that much about them before, but writes it off as her daughter just learning to love the outdoors while at camp. celine figures her out early on but she hasn’t seen or even been allowed to speak about her other two granddaughters in so long. she has beef with mira (so much so that she blocked mira’s numbers and banned her from ever stepping foot near her home on jeju, which is how mira never finds out about rumi and hani still being alive), but she KNOWS hani is in safe hands with mira. she’s seen aeri thriving through entertainment news that she watches while rumi isnt looking (acknowledging the existence of her other daughters is so painful to rumi that she shoves it all away and made celine promise to never remind her of them). she knows hani will be cared for.
(i also changed hiw i think mira believes zoey and rumi and their daughters died. she believes rumi and hani were on a boat to jeju that sank with no survivors, and was unable to find reports of rumi making it to jeju safely because she used a private boat instead, and she believes zoey and jihae were on a plane that crashed and was unable to find anything about them, because zoey changed her and jihae’s last names entirely.)
hani is an absolute nervous wreck meeting mira. she’s caught glimpses of her on tv and the internet, and was fascinated with her in an entirely different way than she was with other beautiful celebrities she’s seen. she always had a desire to meet her, maybe even hug her, but she never understood why. and now she knows why; because she’s her mother. she cries when she gets to meet her, the connection finally clear to her, and mira is surprised but she just figures it’s just aeri’s mutual separation anxiety with her kicking in. she doesn’t even care that her daughter seems to not care much for her usual hobbies, just figuring she’s tuckered out from camp. bobby figures out who she is fairly quickly, but he’s so excited to meet this girl who he figured was dead and hasn’t seen since she was a baby that he lets her make him cross his heart and hope to die, pinky promise, AND swear on his mothers grave (she’s alive but he’s terrified enough of this 9 year old that he figures she might end up in a grave if he backstabs her) that he won’t tell.
wait, what was that about aeri having separation anxiety? oops. yeah so at first she’s REALLY excited to be in the us and be meeting her mom, who she thought was dead. meeting cool sea creatures at the aquarium is awesome! but then she starts missing her eomma. and then she REALLY starts missing her eomma. nobody figures out aeri, because zoey only really has jihae and this weird dude she’s dating that seems to think very little of zoey’s daughter to begin with. instead, aeri outs herself to the guy when he walks in on her having an anxiety attack about missing her eomma, entirely in korean, which he at least knows jihae wouldnt do. he drags her out to zoey very roughly and reveals her as an imposter. but zoey knows that’s her daughter. it must be, so-
she gasps, sees his grip on her daughter, and pulls her away from him. she breaks up with him and kicks him out after that. aeri, now in accented english, apologizes for lying, and tells her who she is. zoey is overjoyed to see her daughter, but knows she needs to get her home. they get on a plane to jeju pretty soon after finding out that that’s where jihae is, partly because she wants her daughter that she raised back quickly, and partly because she knows it will be easier to get to rumi first, and if both of them are together, she thinks it’ll be easier to get to mira.
she suspects she won’t be allowed onto celine’s property, for the same reasons mira wasnt, so she opts to sneak in (“like i used to as a teenager whenever i wanted to see your mama” she tells aeri, who is absolutely enthralled by any story she can get about her long-suspected-dead parents) through the forest behind it. aeri runs off once they get into the woods, so eager to meet rumi, and zoey struggles to keep up because she gets stuck for a bit.
aeri runs into jihae, who’s tending to some flowers and admiring the animals just in front of the forest. as in, literally runs into her. they’re excited to see each other again though and start talking a mile a minute, updating each other on everything they’ve seen and learned, but then rumi comes over to see-
she stops in place. she’s seeing double. “hani?” she asks.
they freeze and turn to her. sheepishly, they both begin scratching the back of their heads, a gesture they both inherited from zoey. “no.” they admit in unison.
rumi shakes her head, “i dont understand, what-“
zoey comes stumbling out the forest then. “aeri, you cant just-“ she gasps. “JIJI!” she rushes forward and hoists jihae in the air, spinning her around while jihae giggles.
“mom!”
aeri jumps in too. “wait! i wanna hug too!”
jihae glares. “you had her for three weeks!”
“so? she hugs really nicely!”
“true.”
rumi watches the whole scene in utter disbelief. “aeri…? jihae? zoey?”
they turn to her. aeri and jihae wave shyly. “hi, mama.”
zoey places jihae on the ground, and gives her ex wife a thin lipped smile. “hi, rumi.”
theres a charged moment between them. aeri and jihae look between them excitedly.
but rumi has other things on her mind (as well). “wait, if you’re here, where’s…”
zoey grimaces. “with mira.”
rumi glares. “you knew about this?”
rolling her eyes, zoey scoffs. “of course not! i was as blindsided as you are! and i suspect mira will be too!”
they both glare at their children, then. they shuffle their feet nervously.
“we just wanted to meet our other parents,” jihae admits.
zoey sighs. she puts a hand on her shoulder. “jiji, i told you one day i’d take you to meet your mothers and sisters.”
“but WHEN, mom?”
“you told her that?” rumi asks in disbelief.
the children turn to look at her. “didnt you wanna meet us too, mama?” jihae asks.
rumi suddenly feels choked up. “y-yes. i did. i just…it hurt so much to think about it…”
“why?” aeri asks.
rumi looks at the ground, desperately trying not to cry. “because i couldn’t stand the thought of you just seeing me as a stranger. of my own daughters not thinking of themselves as mine.”
out of nowhere, she has an armful of her two eldest daughters. “of course we’re yours, mama!” aeri declares.
“yeah! you’re still our mama!” jihae affirms.
rumi gasps and hugs the two daughters she never thought she’d see again close to her.
the sight of them moves zoey to tears.
that’s when celine decides to leave the house, having heard the shouting from inside. “rumi, what-“ she sees zoey and glares. “zoey.”
“hi, celine,” zoey waves awkwardly.
she looks at the two children hugging her daughter. “hello.”
rumi goes to introduce them but- “you must be aeri,” celine smiles at her other granddaughter.
aeri steps back. “h-hi.”
rumi blinks. “how did you…” she squints her eyes. “you knew.” its not a question.
celine nods. “i figured it out a week ago.”
“why didnt you tell me?”
“because i wanted to spend time with one of the granddaughters i was denied of meeting.” celine says.
“eomma, hani is-“
“with her mother, who you know as well as i would never harm a hair on her own daughter’s head.”
aeri takes this moment to break some news to them. “is now a bad time to tell you that my eomma thinks my other parents and sisters are dead?”
“she WHAT?” everyone but jihae turns to stare at her in shock.
they end up staying for a few days while they figure out the logistics of getting to mira.
while celine bonds with her granddaughters and rumi does ask a little about her daughters, there’s a lot of tension between zoey and rumi that is building and building.
the day that they plan to go to seoul, the two of them are late to breakfast. celine eventually goes to check on them. aeri and jihae hear a few shouts of surprise, and then, five minutes later, celine returns, dragging their disheveled looking parents to the kitchen table. “its like you’re a pair of disobedient teenagers again,” celine growls as she seats them as far apart as possible at the table.
they eat their breakfast with red faces.
they also can barely look each other in the eye on the plane to seoul.
outside the building mira lives in, the five of them go over logistics of how they’re gonna get inside so that they can get aeri back to mira and get hani back-
aeri disregards all of that and just walks into the front door. they run in after her, only briefly stopped by security, who aeri waves off. “they’re with me, guys!”
the man in the lobby at first greets her excitedly (he’s known her almost her whole life), but then does a double and triple take. “miss aeri?! i thought you were upstairs with your mother?”
“thats my sister, hani, sir! now, can we please go up? ill get you some extra sweets next time eomma and i go to the bakery!”
he’s in shock, but he lets them up.
the elevator opens up to reveal mira’s penthouse, and the five of them all exit it, four of them trepidatiously. aeri just skips out.
mira emerges from deep within the house, looking at something on her phone. “bobby, what are you doing here-“ she looks up. her jaw drops. “what…”
aeri rushes forward, tackling her. “EOMMA!”
mira hugs her back, but looks at her in shock, breathlessly whispering, “aeri?”
hani runs down the hallway then. “whats going on?” she gasps when she sees rumi and celine. “MAMA! HALMEONI” she runs towards them and drags them down into a hug.
zoey and jihae stand back, watching two families they suddenly feel a bit left out from.
but then mira rises up from the ground, staring at them in utter disbelief. “zo? how?”
“but…the plane…” she looks at rumi and hani. “the boat…”
“not my flight,” zoey clarifies.
“not my boat,” rumi says, face buried in her youngest’s hair.
mira shakes her head. “what are you two doing here? and why was hani…” she gasps. “you didn’t…”
“we didn’t,” zoey starts, crossing her arms.
“they did,” rumi pulls away, also crossing her arms.
when mira does the same thing, all three children gulp. “uh oh.”
(and thats all ive thought of for now ngl. eventually mira profusely apologizes for the fight all those years ago and rumi apologizes for escalating it and zoey apologizes for just giving up on them and they cry and fuck and get back together about it)
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rumi “pet sitting” for zoey while she goes out for a while. mira is napping in her collar on the couch when she leaves and rumi goes to sit with her while she scrolls on her phone. she’s still a little new to the puppy play stuff so she takes a second to adjust to the headspace before she starts gently petting mira.
when mira wakes up she whines a bit at the lack of zoey being there but calms slightly when rumi explains she’s gonna take care of her while zoey is out. at first she just mopes a bit while laying next to rumi, but then she plops her head onto rumi’s lap and lets out little noises of pleasure when rumi scratches under her chin.
she snuggles up to her stomach and rumi genuinely is so in love, so she tells her, “wow, you’re such a good girl.”
and it does set off that praise kink in mira but it also gives her an idea. she continues to bury her face in rumi’s lap and it seems all innocent. but then she LICKS rumi’s stomach.
it makes rumi jump and look down at mira in shock. mira looks back up at her and then licks her crotch next, long and slow. on instinct rumi bucks her hips and mira licks again, but rumi gets a hold of herself and pries mira off of her lap and tells her “no, puppy, zoey wouldnt like it if we played like that. you know she wants you to play with her only.”
mira growls and starts biting at her waistband and tugging at it, but rumi scolds her and gets up from the couch. she walks away, but mira tackles her to the ground and starts humping her ass, which rumi honestly lets her do for a solid minute before she wrestles her off of her
she scolds her again and drags her by the collar to her room, where she leaves mira and closes the door. mira whines and cries and scratches at the door while rumi goes back to sitting on the couch.
eventually, after she deems she’s had enough time in “time out” she goes to let mira out, only to discover her sitting on her knees naked. rumi stares at the puddle forming underneath her for far too long to appear unaffected.
mira’s not allowed to be naked like this without zoey’s permission, so she almost closes the door again to continue her time out. but mira rolls onto her back and spreads her legs to show how wet she is and rumi’s mouth waters. she steps into the room slightly, and mira arches her back. but rumi comes to and closes the door.
she tries to walk away, but three seconds later, she hears a buzzing noise coming from behind the door and rushes back to find mira fucking herself with a vibrator. this is a violation of two of the biggest rules mira has (no masturbating and no playing with toys when zoey’s not there) so rumi gasps and then growls at her, fed up.
she grabs a leash, a strap on, and mira’s collar, dragging her out of the room while say “fine, you wanna be a bad puppy? be a bad puppy. in fact, lets show the world just how bad of a puppy you are.”
they go to the middle of the living room, where all the large windows are, and rumi shoves mira to the ground and leashes her. she puts the strap on on and starts fucking her harder than she’s ever fucked her before. she berates her for being a bad puppy, and says “god, i know zoey must just fucking spoil you. thats why you’re misbehaving so much, isnt it? you’ve been spoiled into believing you can get away with anything.”
she spanks her ass, and mira yelps, but shoves her ass back. “yeah, you like that? you know what, puppy?” rumi starts palming at the forming red spot on her ass. “i think im gonna keep you. make you my puppy instead of zoey’s. how’s that sound?”
mira whines loudly. she’s zoey’s puppy! not rumi’s! zoey’s!
but rumi just shakes her head. “oh, puppy dont cry! ill let her visit you! after-“ she groans and throws her head back at the thought she’s just had (and doesnt see mira threading her fingers through the honmoon), “after i put a litter or two in you, of course.”
mira lets out a guttural noise at that, but then she whine and cries because she wants to give zoey a litter, not rumi! rumi can play but she’s zoey’s!
rumi keeps going “yeah, yeah, im gonna put so many litters in you, and make sure that you’re always full whenever zoey comes to visit so that she really knows you’re mine now, and she’ll-“
“what the hell are you doing?”
rumi freezes. she didn’t hear the elevator.
when she turns, zoey is standing there, looking furious.
she tries to come up with an excuse-“she was being so naughty, and she kept licking and biting me, and she was playing with herself!”-but zoey takes one look at the red mark on mira’s ass, and pries rumi off of her, before removing her strap on, putting it on herself, shoving her to the ground, pulling rumi’s pants down, and shoving herself inside of her ass.
zoey tells her “she’s my puppy, not yours! see if i let you petsit her again!” and spanks her ass until both cheeks are bright red and rumi is SCREAMING as she comes.
as she’s still recovering from the aftershocks, ass up on the floor, mira is getting her turn with being punished in the exact same way. “you were playing with yourself? fucking naughty! what a naughty girl!” mira whines and howls as she comes.
zoey sits down a few feet in front of them and makes them crawl over to her so they can clean off the strap with their mouths, and then has them take off her pants and underwear with their teeth so they can eat her out.
(later on, in the midst of their aftercare routine, rumi finds out that that whole thing was planned, and that mira sent out a signal to zoey through the honmoon to come back to the penthouse as soon as rumi was fucking her. she pouts and calls it “sexual entrapment” while they laugh.)
its probably for the best for huntrix that they have a private jet because you know they would miss their flight time by fucking prior to take off and then they’d wanna be ultra deluxe triple diamond members of the mile high club
asoiaf au where zoey is an ironborn ship captain born to thralls who disregarded the life of reaving in favor of exploration and business and rumi and mira are a pair of tyroshi noblewomen who are intrigued by the westerosi pirate who claims to have sailed all the way here from yi ti
I don't care to die today. It may be that I've killed you with my lie. And if so, I'm sorry. I'm doomed to some kind of hell, I know. Likely one without wine.
HENRY ASHTON
as prince Daeron The Drunken
A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
1x04 Seven
okay so we know how mira would react if zoey and rumi die, but how would the other two? are they all hallucinating each other or are there different (devastating) coping mechanisms
The Rumi Alone and Zoey Alone AUs would be almost mercifully short stories because both of them would simply shut down completely if they were left alone. They’d just wither away.
alpha zoey being almost no different during her rut, just a little more growly and somehow even more relentlessly horny
omega rumi being whiny and overeager and needy and whimpery during her heat, almost crying every time her mates go more than two feet away from
omega mira being FERAL and extremely aggressive during her heat. she drags them down to the bed and wrestles them into the EXACT position she needs them to be in and they let her because thats hot and if they aren’t within two feet of her for longer than a minute at a time she will threaten to never sleep with them again (its an empty threat, but its enough to put the fear of god in them)
Underrated sibling experience is having one in-joke that is extremely unfunny and makes your parents look at you weird when they catch you laughing your asses off about it without the context of how you organically arrived at it.
My brother and I never watched Naruto when we were younger, but when Boruto started coming out (which we also didn't watch) we kinda started doing this bit of pitching each other hypothetical sequels to media where we replaced the first syllable in the original's title with "Bo". So we'd start going "Okay hear me out. Futurama sequel called Boturama" "Okay but what about. Simpsons sequel called the Bompsons" and so on and so on back and forth to each other. We did it with TV shows, movies, anime, books, everything.
But eventually the bit morphed into exclusively doing it to media with titles that ALREADY started with "Bo". So we'd just say complete nonsense like "Okay. Bob's Burgers sequel called Bob's Burgers" at each other while struggling to hold back laughter.
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