Babe babe babe! I found the cutest thing ever— after you of course
Cutest thing ever after— after m-m . . . me?
[Keith blushes]
What is it Tsu?? @officialgarrisonhunk
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@garrison-keith
Babe babe babe! I found the cutest thing ever— after you of course
Cutest thing ever after— after m-m . . . me?
[Keith blushes]
What is it Tsu?? @officialgarrisonhunk
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Son, you’re not the dead one though-
Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?
Mommy your emo is showing.
Well you had to get it from somewhere.
Your dad certainly has none of it.
No he's just dumb.
Mmmmmhm
And now I'm trying to decide whether I should scold you or say you're right.
Good job you insulted your father
Well
Is he wrong though?
No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.
I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—
*sigh* Keith, honey, I'm running on three cups of coffee and a threat of getting stabbed if I don't finish a task by tomorrow evening
Please clarify what you mean
Well, I mean that we don’t think before we speak and say whatever comes out of our mouths without thinking about the consequences
Oh *deadpan* Maybe we should work on that
You’re right about that one—
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Nuuuuuuuu it’s okay
You say that and yet I’m your boyfriend Hunk, I shouldn’t disappear off the face of the earth like that— even if I have seen you in person
It’s fine, everyone needs some time to themselves
Mm, so you say, but I still feel bad about it. I’ll have to take you out somewhere to make up for it
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Son, you’re not the dead one though-
Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?
Mommy your emo is showing.
Well you had to get it from somewhere.
Your dad certainly has none of it.
No he's just dumb.
Mmmmmhm
And now I'm trying to decide whether I should scold you or say you're right.
Good job you insulted your father
Well
Is he wrong though?
No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.
I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—
*sigh* Keith, honey, I'm running on three cups of coffee and a threat of getting stabbed if I don't finish a task by tomorrow evening
Please clarify what you mean
Well, I mean that we don’t think before we speak and say whatever comes out of our mouths without thinking about the consequences
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Son, you’re not the dead one though-
Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?
Mommy your emo is showing.
Well you had to get it from somewhere.
Your dad certainly has none of it.
No he's just dumb.
Mmmmmhm
And now I'm trying to decide whether I should scold you or say you're right.
Good job you insulted your father
Well
Is he wrong though?
No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.
I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Son, you’re not the dead one though-
Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?
Mommy your emo is showing.
Well you had to get it from somewhere.
Your dad certainly has none of it.
No he's just dumb.
Mmmmmhm
And now I'm trying to decide whether I should scold you or say you're right.
Good job you insulted your father
Well
Is he wrong though?
This isnt the beach this is a bathtub—
No, Im not high
Im sitting in the bathtub quoting tik toks i found on a twitter thread
This isnt the beach this is a bathtub—
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Son, you’re not the dead one though-
. . .
Dad what the hell :”)
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Nuuuuuuuu it’s okay
You say that and yet I’m your boyfriend Hunk, I shouldn’t disappear off the face of the earth like that— even if I have seen you in person
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Thats my second middle name youre right
Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks
Hi
Ah— hey there
//mun doesnt get notifications for this blog apparently :// rip mun
Fuuuuuuuuck....hehehehe....-💛
“Hmm? Is that you, Tsu?”
Akkkkkkiiirrrraaaaaaa~
Keith jumped a little at the sound of his real bame, turning a little to see who it was.
“U-uhm, yes? Is that you, Tsu?”
“Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh…”
He chuckled, shifting around a lot.
A smile found its way onto his face as he turned in his swivel chair, arms folding behind his head.
“You seem to be in a good mood— not that it’s a bad thing! If anything that’s a good thing.”
Akkkkkkiiirrrraaaaaaa~
Keith jumped a little at the sound of his real bame, turning a little to see who it was.
“U-uhm, yes? Is that you, Tsu?”
We spiralled high on a gust of love
“— . . .”
“. . . Uhh—“
“And . . . I knew right from the start—“