I'M GONNA MAKE YOU HELLSQUART ACROSS THE ROOM

[garrosh-hellsquart]

ill crush another twink under a bell just you watch

[garrosh-hellsquart]

im not kidding at first i thought there was an owl somewhere around here but then i realized its my asshole making the hooting sounds when i fart

[garrosh-hellsquart]

i think i broke my asshole

[garrosh-hellsquart]

trying to wax my asshole didnt go as well as i hoped

[garrosh-hellsquart]

…can I see it again? ;)

[thralls-balls]

ok but only if you help me find vol’jin he’s gone missing :(

[garrosh-hellsquart]

oh hes at the orgy. dont ask how i know about the orgy. but no i wont help you goodbye thrall

[garrosh-hellsquart]

So I just happened upon some pictures of Gul’dan naked and… well… never knew Green could look so good.

[thralls-balls]

#haha#get it#thats a diss at thrall for not looking good in green

:( wtf garrosh you said i had a “very nice green bean” those several times we saw each other naked like bros do sometimes 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

...can I see it again? ;)

[garrosh-hellsquart]

So I just happened upon some pictures of Gul’dan naked and... well... never knew Green could look so good.

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*is dangling his dick infront of thralls face* what

[thralls-balls]

#have you been fucking the blue guy#oh god ew

*is still covering his eyes* yes he’s my boyfriend 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*garrosh's dick literally sucks into his own body and he runs away screaming about the blue cooties*

[garrosh-hellsquart]

to sex town for sex times

[thralls-balls]

ohhhhhh. i think vol’jin is angry at me though he might not let me in to sex town :( 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*is dangling his dick infront of thralls face* what

[garrosh-hellsquart]

neither am i now lets get to it i dont have all day

[thralls-balls]

where are we going though? :0 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

to sex town for sex times

[garrosh-hellsquart]

its ok u dont need to look we can doggy

[thralls-balls]

but i’m not a druid :( 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

neither am i now lets get to it i dont have all day

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*runs up to thrall while his massive tastefully pierced cock swings between his legs* SURE.

[thralls-balls]

oh no *covers his eyes* garrosh i can’t look at your dick thats gay 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

its ok u dont need to look we can doggy

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*slams through trees running at full speed* IM COMING FOR THAT ASS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[thralls-balls]

:0 garrosh my good buddy my pal can you get these murlocs and mr pagle to leave me and my soft ass alone

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*runs up to thrall while his massive tastefully pierced cock swings between his legs* SURE.

[nathew-pagle]

BUT THRALL WE LOVE YOU!! MRGRLGLGLRLGLRLGLLEL

[thralls-balls]

NO PLEASE MY JUICY GREEN ASS IS ALREADY CLAIMED 

[garrosh-hellsquart]

*slams through trees running at full speed* IM COMING FOR THAT ASS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[garrosh-hellsquart]

I can’t believe I legally own Orgrimmar now.

[garrosh-hellsquart]

There's not enough spikes since I last visited.

[garrosh-hellsquart]

I can’t believe I legally own Orgrimmar now.

[garrosh-hellsquart]

I’M DELETING.