「問題ない。」

miyasaki | 7thsu [hence nothing remains except our regrets.] [death count - 0] [m!a - pure]

[gase0us]

Hey, hey Miyasaki!

“Oh, hey. What’s up?”

[carpenters-roadroller-blog]

“I see… sounds kinda dangerous to me. Chemistry is one of my weakest subjects.”

[gase0us]

“’Course it is. You ever heard of hydrofluoric acid before?   ...probably not what am I saying here.”

“Well, I’ll explain anyway. While it’s originally painless on contact and slow acting, it’s absorbed through the skin where it begins to dissolve the calcium in your bones and causing them to liquefy, resulting in cell death, potential cardiac arrest, etcetera, over the span of a few hours.”

“The gas itself can also permanently damage your eyes and lungs as well,   so it’s a pretty nasty chemical to run into.”

[carpenters-roadroller-blog]

I guess I have seen him use his Stand to steal money back from a scammer before…

“I use a bottle opener for fun rather than ineptitude at using my Stand, and that’s that. So, Miyasaki, how useful is your Stand outside of combat?”

[gase0us]

"Well..."

"If you’re asking what I use it for besides annihilating my foes, I use it for...scientific reasons. Chemical manipulation comes pretty handy for that."

[carpenters-roadroller-blog]

“Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a dumbass. I just think that it’s more fun to open them with a bottle opener.”

“Besides, I don’t want enemy Stand users catching me using my Stand, you know.”

[gase0us]

“There’s always just covering your Stand’s hand with your own. Plus, people aren’t usually that perspective when it comes to mundane tasks anyway, so the chances of someone seeing is unlikely. Hasn't Jotaro use Star Platnium for stuff like that already, anyway?”

“But, whatever. Each to own, I guess.”

[gase0us]

it’s been so long i forgot how much of an ass i wrote miyasaki before

[carpenters-roadroller-blog]

“Oh, that? Yep! That there is my crowbar-shaped bottle opener. It’d be nice to have it back.”

[gase0us]

“Wait wait wait — so it is yours?” 

“So you actually use a bottle opener even though your Stand could just, y’know, open it itself? That’s almost kinda sad now that I think about it.”

[gase0us]

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but hey, send me two names and i’ll tell you who’d win in a fight

[gase0us]

I haven risen again.

[carpenters-roadroller-blog]

“If it isn’t Miyasaki! It’s pretty surprising to see you again.”

[gase0us]

“Yo. It’s been a while.  But is this yours or not? If it isn’t, I’m keeping it.”

[gase0us]

but real talk we all  i know who’s the REAL PRO at STRATEGY HERE > the joke is that it’s me. im the pro at strategy here i say as i get completly wrecked by random mooks by 50+ damage in hong kong

[gase0us]

how 2 be a pro at strategy like miyasaki shiro and stunlock everything to death

spam contaminate 

spam emerald barrier 20m

apply phantom bloods when required

?????????????????

profit

disclaimer: this strategy does not work against dio, kars, creator and rohan fucking kishibe araki please don't try this at home

[kuriikaesu-blog]

ok i hope youre not allergic to knives, grenades, and getting aggressively punched in the face by 6 members of the ska-styled CIA

[gase0us]

that’s nice and all but can you handle 13+ status effects all at once before you can even get close to me

[kuriikaesu-blog]

no

[gase0us]

that wasn’t a question, that was a statement. i’m going to fight you whether you like it or not

[gase0us]

kuriikaesu started following you

same height? similar hairstyle?  same shit taste hMMMMM– > as the original shitlord here, i’m going to have to fight you for dominance here don’t take it personally

[gase0us]

sudden realization at dash shitposts but > similiar apparent highest fp > similar hair style

[miyasaki voice] looks like i need to fight somebody

[gase0us]

Not leaving when she had the chance was one of her biggest mistakes she ever made.

She’ll be seeing those in her nightmares. > ICE CUBES DO NOT GO THERE.

[redredshades]