You Tried And You Failed
You hated your cousin ever since you were kids, and now as adults you hate him even more. The man was basically handed everything on a silver platter, he was tall, cool, handsome football star, successful and really smart. Meanwhile here you were a head shorter, skinny and too insecure to even wear a tank-top let alone get tattoos, there had to be something you can do? You looked and searched online for anything that will give you an answer to your problem, and that’s when you found some sort of website, which advertised some kind of pills called Virilite.
The website stated that the pills are advertised to effect the behavior of those who consume them by putting them in a hypnotic state, which will make them more susceptible to follow orders and be able change their whole personality and even body, by increasing testosterone. After reading that you couldn’t help but laugh, “This has to be some sort of Snake Oil thing or Placebo like pills desperate fools buy” but the more you read, the more you felt like it could be the real deal. But you were willing to try it at least once, and who knows maybe truly it work and you’ll have him completely ruin his life and reputation? You bought a box and had to wait for them to be delivered to your sad apartment, but in the meantime that give you time to prepare and plan out how you’ll get your cousin to take some of these possibly bogus pill. You dreaded it but decided to text him -Hey Thomas I know it’s been a while and me and you don’t always get along or have a lot of shared interests. But I would love for you to come over to my place and watch a game?” You sent the text and waited… -Hey! This is unexpected but I’ll love to watch a game or hang out in general 😊”. “Great I’ll let you know when I’m ready to have you over” Ugh I hated that.
It took about three days for them to arrive and when they got delivered to the fount desk you practically ripped them out of the receptionist  arms as he handed you the box, much to his shock. After quickly back to your now clean apartment, you tear open the box and saw the Virilite package and then carefully open it, inside where the pills and a brochure on how to use them extra extra, you decided to write down your whole plan in your notebook so that your scheme goes through perfectly. First: You’ll invite him in and have small chat, then you’ll offer him a drink and spike it when he isn’t looking or around, then after he drinks it he’ll fall completely under your control and you will make him make a fool of himself in the neighborhood or quite his stupid senior management job or whatever. It doesn’t matter as all if he’s under your control you can do whatever you want to him.
The next day you texted him and informed him that you’re ready for him to arrive and watch the game. He arrived in about 20 minutes and he even brought chips and wings… how generous, you smile and eagerly invite him in and inform him to place what he brought on the counter. As he does though he stupidly knocks over the glass you were about to use *Smash* he gasped and apologized profusely, but you hold back and cheerfully explain that it’s ok and don’t worry about it, you’ll just simply clean it up -I’m going to ruin him” you say to yourself. After all that you were about to make his drink when he interrupts you and awkwardly smiles and says “Uhhh hey cuz you don’t mind if I like use your bathroom? I gotta drain the lizard hehe” he smiles as if he thought what he said was funny, “Oh of course it’s down the hall first door to your left” you give him a sweet smile. Once you hear the door close you plop the pill in and set it down to where you want him to sit and now you wait, and wait and waited some more…. Your eyes twitched as it’s been 13 minutes, you go to the bathroom and knock *Knock Knock* “Hey Thomas, you good?”… “Oh-yeah I uhh actually had to empty my dumbtruck too hehe” you wince in disgust and annoyance but what do you expect from that Dumb Gorilla.
He finally exits the bathroom and stammers over towards you embarrassed “Soooo-I uh I kinda like used all your tp cuz. Well I actually dropped it in the toilet to be honest…” He blushes and looks away as if he’s some wounded pup, but you again smile “Oh it’s ok, I clean it right up. Why don’t you sit down? I even left you a drink in the blue glass.” He perks up and makes his way towards your couch and sits down, staring at you as if he’s wants to still be polite and not start without you, so you go and replace whatever it is he was blabbing about and that’s when you notice your journal and the Vilrilite pills. Could he have noticed them? -Ha nah he’s too dumb for that- you think to yourself. So you eagerly exit and make your way towards your living hoping he’s in the same trace as the promotional images on the website advertised, but no he’s patiently waiting for you, once he notices you he smiles. You sit beside him and take your drink and “Cheers” you both say in unison, but he turns away from you as you drink. It was at that moment after you finished, you began to feel a wired sensation building up inside you and your vision begins to blur, that is when you notice your cousin turns towards you and stares directly into your eyes with a hurt and somber expression then…. “UuUARRRRRRRFRrrrp-oh uhhhh-hehehe..” As you melt into your seat blissfully.
You were confused at first when out of the blue, you got a text from your cousin saying he wants to hang out and watch the game? You knew two of you weren’t always on the best of terms, but -Maybe he finally decided to open up and communicate? And besides how could you pass up on watching the game?- You thought to yourself, I got the go-ahead text informing me that I was able to make my way to his apartment, and even brought over some snacks. I made my way over and knocked on his door it being opened almost immediately after, he smiles at me but something felt weird? He ushers me towards the counter so that I may place what I brought but I accidentally knocked over a glass filled with soda, to which I apologize profusely, but he just smiled a uncomfortably wide and said it was ok. I felt relieved but then I felt like I had to piss, I asked where’s the bathroom and again he just smiles as if he’s hiding something but tells me where it is, so I go. While I finished and was checking myself out, I noticed a journal and some pills behind me in some cupboard, curiously got the better of me so I snooped in and was shocked.
My own cousin was planning on drugging me and turning me into some mindless fool and ruin my life! I looked up the website and here it is Virilite, some pills that turn whoever consumes them into empty headed drones who are easily subjective to commands and even complete personality overhaul. I was furious but knew I only had so much time to plan and think of a way out of this or even a way to turns the tables. It took me a while to think of a plan, I even jumped when he knocked on the door questioning what’s taking me so long, I exit the bathroom and asked if he could clean the mess I made and he smiles but now it’s terrifying. I sit down and wait watching him as he goes not breaking eye contact, and once I hear the door close I quickly dump one of the pill into his drink and wait, then he returns and sits down beside me. “Cheers” you both say and you turn away, but once you hear that final *gulp* you turns towards him and you can’t help but to feel guilty for what you done.
He belched loudly and groans, you watched as his muscles grown in mass and his own face begins to change into something similar to yours, more masculine and define. It weirded you out but now you didn’t know what to do, so you decided to say something “Uhhh Theodore can you hear me?” You asked only for him to nod slowly with a crossed eye expression, then you speak again “So I-uh I want you to pound your chest and act like a Dumb Gorilla” just like he wrote about you. He stands up and begins to bang his now meatier chest “OO OOO AH AH OO OOO AH AHH” he puffs his bangs his puffed chest, you couldn’t help but smirk “Uh-ok now I want you to fart? Yeah fart like the dumb gorilla that you are.” He does some primate like pose and grunts then “FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT” I’m stunned but press on, “Uh-Ok now I want you to go slap yourself repeatedly in the face… but uh-not to hard ok.” He stands and Slap Slap Slap Slap you laugh and then think “Now slap your dumb thick gorilla butt” and again he did and he was told, he slapped and spank his growing bubble butt over and over. I laughed even more at my cousin foolish behavior “Gasp Hahaha” a though appeared in my head, “I want you to go down to the lobby and grunt like a gorilla, and then fart at the receptionist.”
Your cousin did as he was told, and you followed behind as he marched his way down hall, down the stairs and into the empty lobby and stood before the same man at the front desk. The man behind the desk took notice of your cousin and looked puzzled “Whoa-Uhh Dexter have you been working out? Because you look-” but before he could finish his sentence. Your cousin flexed both his biceps and grunted aggressively “HUH AH HUH AH HUH AH” the receptionist much to his bewilderment, who was taken aback by his odd behavior. But then he turned around bent forward and “PPPPRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT FFFFRRRRAAAAAT BBBBRRRAAAAP FRRRRBBBBBTTY” he then turned to the bewildered man and- “BUUuUrrrRRRP-Hehehe See ya later bro!” He turned and walked back towards you. “HEY STOP RIGHT THERE” The receptionist yelled and my cousin did as he was told, but before the enraged man could continue “FFFRRRRFFFFFFFRRRRRP” Escaped his backside he blushed but was still angry “Cough Cough excuse me, but I will be reporting you Dexter and I’ll-UAAAAARRRRPPP” he looks confuse, but before he could even process anything his pecs balloon out and it travels down leaving newly formed abs underneath his shirt, he grunts as his thighs and calves thicken up and moans as his butt bubbles up with fat and muscle “PPLLLBBBBRRRRRRRTTT” he let out a sigh and dumb laugh and flexed his newly acquired muscles.
I was stunned and confused as no where on the website or journal did it say that it could cause some kind of bystander effect and spread to others. *Could it?*- I think to myself, but no matter I and Dexter need to get out of here.
I grabbed my cousin by the hand and lead his outside to not only get some fresher air but also for me ti clear my head and try to understand what actually happened. I look at my cousin and staring back at me were of dumb vacant eyes with no thoughts, mouth slightly agape with drool, well at least he’ll be like this only temporarily at least.
But I snap my fingers to get his attention *Snap Snap* “Ok Ok—Uhh I now want you to loudly enter that gentleman’s bar burp and go onto the counter strip and twerk.” And so he walked on over to the near by bar and busted open the door and let out a loud "BUUUUUURRRPPP—PRFFFTRT—BUUUUUUUUURRRRPP!" Causing all the refined men to turn their heads in shock and disgust, and as told, he began to strip away his clothes leaving only his briefs. He then hopped onto the counter and began flexing, twerking, gyrating his hips and spanking his bottom. He bent down to low and “PPPrrrRFFFFttttTTTTT” escaped his rear, and then again "HRRRRNNG—BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPP—PRFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!" Exited him as he rose up.
He then turned his back to to the crowd and grunted again “HNNNGGHH-PRFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT- AHHHH that felt so good bro” as he continued to shake and shake “PFFFFT-PFFT-PFFT-PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!” I watched on from outside trying to contain my emotions and ready to burst laughter. He then looked at one of the men and aimed his butt towards him “BRRRRRAAAAWWWWPPPPP” Your cousin slowly laughed “Hehehe-You’re gonna be like me brah” The man stood up veins popping out and red as a tomato he pointed at my now dimwit cousin and shouted “I-I WILL HAVE ORDER—HRRGGHH—PRFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!-OOOOHHHHHHH” he moaned and winced in pain then bent over and “bbbbbbBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPpppppppppp” and let out a dumb laugh…. “Uh-Oh” I lie and say to myself and watch the carnage from outside, and from inside the men began to fall into a similar trance as their muscles grew, height increased as they became noticeably dumber, mouth hanged opened and their eyes ether crossed or stare blankly at nothing. They grunted and banged their chest and flared around like gorillas dancing and shaking their plumper rears, and standing still on the counter was my dumb grinning cousin who knew he now had bros to hang with.
A month has passed since my cousin uhhh-change and from the looks of it, he surprisingly doing quite well. He now works as a dancer and bartender for the once gentlemen’s bar which has now turned into some sort of men’s only sorts bar? But who are you to judge and complain, he now spends his days flexing, farting and shaking his ass away and also making the occasional drink from time to time, although you don’t drink anything he makes.
Special shoutout to @butch-de-101 for making this story aswell, i simply love it :), thanks for letting me read it first bud! I hope everyone enjoys it!, this series and the virilite pills concept is very important to me ^^















