if you're feeling thirsty

gaston jr, one of the gaston twins and younger bro to gil but let's face it, i blow them out of the water. 21, senior, champion hunter and can probably outhike everyone here except iz slade. she's the only person in the world that can keep up with my sexy so you know i had to lock that down ;)

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: because when you love someone set them free and if they really love you they come back. and we always come back together. she's always going to be my wifey.

Axel: Ice cream is waaay sticky! Salad's good unless someone adds dressing 😳

Junior: So once you marry her, you think she's gonna keep setting you free? Or is it you setting her free? It's confusing either way bro but once you're husband and wife I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to do that.

Junior: Maybe we could dump dressing on the losers!

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: hmm i think she loves me the way i am. plus it's so hot when she tells me what to do. 😍

Axel: true! what can be a easier food for the guys that's not wet and sticky 🤔

Junior: If she loves you the way you are, why does she dump you so often? No hate, just facts. I get that though, girls are the hottest when bossing you around.

Junior: I have no idea. Ice cream's sticky, right? I guess we could fight in a giant salad?

[gastonthejr]

text 📲 open

Casper: HEY! DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S ONLY 53 DAYS UNTIL THE BEST DAY EVER?! AND THEN 54 DAYS UNTIL THE SECOND BEST DAY EVER!

Casper: and then 55 days until the WORST day ever...

Junior: Dude, that's WAY too much math. Just say what the days are lol!

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: we'll be together! she's always my girlfriend even if she's mad at me for a while 😔

Axel: i don't know! they make enough pudding for girls to wrestle in!

Junior: Uh huh, okay, dude. You ever think about acting more like an alpha in your relationship? I'm just saying, I do and Iz has never broken up with me. She doesn't even really get mad at me, not for real anyway.

Junior: Yeah but pudding's easier! They have cake baking competition shows but nothing like that for pudding.

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: oh good then! so we don't have to follow them then! phoebe literally stands out in any crowd she's in, together we'll just be that power couple!

Axel: okay...something not slippery... chocolate? like cake? when it's baked?

Junior: I guess not LOL! Sure dude haha if you guys are even together on Halloween.

Junior: Do you think they can make a cake big enough for dudes to wrestle in it???

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: there's rules to parties??? aw man, when did we get those? Oh sweet a halloween party!! aw... i wonder what phoebe wants to wear we should match

Axel: if not yogurt thenn in what? pudding?

Junior: There's rules to frats but eh, Gamma Chi doesn't follow them as often as Triple A does anyway. Good luck with that! Iz and I always rock a sick couples costume, no way you'll be as good as us!

Junior: Nah, nothing slippery. That makes it way too like sexual and I'm not about rubbing up on dudes.

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: yeah exactly! wait- if we do this one does that mean we can't throw any more parties?

Axel: i think watching girls wrestle at all is hot. maybe they can wrestle in jello and we can wrestle in yogurt?

Junior: It means we've gotta wait a little I think? Idk, I'm not the rules guy for the frat. But I bet we'd be able to do something again by Halloween!

Junior: Fucking true. No offense but if I'm wrestling any dudes, I'm not doing it all yogurted up.

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: then maybe we invite every sorority and frat and make it a whole yogurt thing?

Junior: Dope! Yeah, we should kick off the school year with a bang! It's senior year, after all, we gotta party like it's the last time we can, cause it is!

Junior: Do you think watching girls wrestle in yogurt would be as hot as Jello wrestling?

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 juxel

Axel: i'm just saying i think gamma chi and zeta beta delta should have a back to school bash

Junior: Okay, I'm all for a back to school bash, but Kappa has hotter girls.

Junior: None as hot as Iz, obviously.

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 tiston

Tiger: ofc with your magical dick or whatever. lmao but I get the rest of it. women are fuckin goddesses and they should be worshipped.

Tiger: hell no, it's got so many ways to climb to the top. all we gotta do is distract any possible security but that wont be hard and the worst? .... probably just yell at us?? lol

Junior: It IS pretty magical 😏 but it should be, because Iz is a god and giving her inferior dick would be such an insult lmao. Other women are pretty cool too but I've got my favorite, always have.

Junior: Eh, I think we can both handle being yelled at.

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 tiston

Tiger: im sure you do that enough without buying her things but if that's how you want to waste your money, by all means! I'll be getting myself a new pair of gloves. 🥊🥊

Tiger: that would be so fucking cool. i doubt they'd let us though so we'd have to sneak up there, probably.

Junior: I do p l e n t y 😏 but still, I can always do more! When you've got a girl as hot as I do, you wanna do all you can to let her know how sexy she is at all times. Gloves, seriously? Boring!

Junior: Sneaking up there wouldn't be too hard, I don't think. What's the worst that could happen to us if they found us anyway?

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 tiston

Tiger: whatever dude, bet what you want. I'm still gonna win.

Tiger: Name time and place since I challenged you.

Junior: Alright, money it is! I could use some more loose change now that the holidays are coming up. Gotta keep my girl happy.

Junior: I don't know when but it'd be kinda epic if we could fight on Beast's castle roof, wouldn't it?

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 tiston

Tiger: fight me.

Tiger: literally fight me. i'm bored asf and punching a stupid bag isn't doing anything anymore. come fight me

Junior: Fine, but we need to bet shit on it. It's more fun if I win more than just pride when I kick your ass!

[gastonthejr]

if you and your brother were in the hunger games, which one of you would be willing to kill the other first?

You’re kidding, right? I’d TOTALLY kill @gastonthethird in the Hunger Games, and I hope he’d try to kill me too. Dad didn’t raise fucking cowards!

honesty hour!

[gastonthejr]

have you ever thought of ruling a land before? why/why not?

As hot of a king as I’d be, nah. That sounds like way too much responsibility and I don’t really fuck with that. @izzyslade would be a BANGING queen though, wouldn’t she? If she ever wanted to rule a land, I’d be happy to be her arm candy.

honesty hour!

[gastonthejr]

text 💬 izston

Izzy: It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

Izzy: Good thing you've got abs of steel, babe, anyone else I would have knocked them the fuck out.

Junior: Thanks, babe 😘 Is there anything stronger than steel btw? I feel like my abs have ascended the usual saying, you feel? Also, anyone else wouldn't have been pretty enough to punch in the first place 😏

Junior: Is it bad that now all I can think about is watching you punch somebody out?

[gastonthejr]

TEXT 💬 RADJR

Teddy: SOS

Teddy: Some chick is trying to feel up my glutes and I'm trapped in the gym locker room. Help!

Junior: Bro, you're trapped in the beginning of a porno and you're texting me for help? Wtf is wrong with you? Let the hot girl touch your ass! Girls like ass!