NO SHAME

TEDDY RAD. 21 • DOG DAD • PSYCH'D Theodore Radcliffe They call me Teddy Bear. 101 Dalmatians and counting. Dogs make everything better. #hugadogorteddy

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 VALEREDDY

Teddy: The only thing the cop asked me is….. "how are you still alive”?

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 CASSEDDY

Teddy: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 IREDDY

Teddy: did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 TEDDIE

Eddie: my dad made sick songs. songs that make people want to get up and dance!

Eddie: no one appreciates that kind of music these days. and btw just about all music is stolen so i don't get why he got such a bad rep for it

Teddy: "Made".

Teddy: Dude, the problem is that he lowkey...

Teddy: Scratch that, highkey murdered someone to steal said music lol it was never the stealing music part that was the bad rep

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 RADSUN

Teddy: You know the dogs really enjoy sunny days in the park.

Teddy: Like Sunny days. Meaning we all miss you and we need to hang out soon.

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 TEDDIE

Teddy: Dude, I'm just gonna say it. Your grandpa shoulda left 'Remember Me' when he stole it.

Teddy: It just hits different slow. Puts the dogs at ease you know?

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 TEDAERY

Teddy: Okay, I admit it. I don't get the point of guys and pedicures. Who's gonna see my feet?

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 RADJR

Teddy: SOS

Teddy: Some chick is trying to feel up my glutes and I'm trapped in the gym locker room. Help!

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 RADZAC

Teddy: but who knew tatht foroot loomp shsto woldu taset lsike happiness gand candy? f

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 RADAIR

Teddy: 3am chicken nugget run?

Teddy: We can even bring Cheeto with us. Charm is coming along.

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 RADTORIA

Teddy: Dude, if I have one more person ask me if I'm dating you because we hung out, I might actually scream.

Teddy: They don't ask that when I hang out with Zac.

[radteddy]

TEXT 💬 TEDERIE

Teddy: DID YOU GO OUT TO THAT NEW KOREAN RESTAURANT WITHOUT ME? 😡😡

Teddy: We were supposed to go together 😢

[jonquilkoenig]

rpmemesandmusings​:

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

[adventurelandia]

101 Dalmatians (1961)

[robertphilip]

Oh, Roger, you are an idiot.

[scerek]