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@gastropodasannin
Buy me an ugly holiday sweater.
It’s gonna have toads on it. With little Santa hats on.
I will get you one with little slugs with santa hats on. I might have to simply buy a red knit sweater and stitch it on. Worth it.
I will wear it every day within reason and only taking it off to wash it.
Don't say that so soon, it'll look like a five year old knitted a sweater.
Buy me an ugly holiday sweater.
It’s gonna have toads on it. With little Santa hats on.
I will get you one with little slugs with santa hats on. I might have to simply buy a red knit sweater and stitch it on. Worth it.
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
Reindeer Sweatshirt
$23
It's not every day that you wake up to stare into the milky cataracts of the old man you love.
Alright I’m braced and ready
Hellooooo.
Did you really have to make the Mrs. Doubtfire voice
I’m gonna knock on your door in like five seconds Tsunade.
Alright I'm braced and ready
I might have, maybe, sort of, kind of got you a present.
Sorry Gama. I think we’re done here. Gotta go visit Tsunade.
Don’t get too excited, it’s nothing big.
Shush I’m still coming.
I can't wait, Jiraiya.
I might have, maybe, sort of, kind of got you a present.
Sorry Gama. I think we’re done here. Gotta go visit Tsunade.
Don't get too excited, it's nothing big.
reblog if you ARE bisexual, SUPPORT bisexuals, or are a FIVE-HUNDRED FOOT TALL AMPHIBIOUS MONSTER arising out of the MARIANA TRENCH
What if I was here.
I might admit to being here.
Don’t admit to that there’s people following me.
I can't help you with that, but I also only have like 43 so Haha, you lovable pervert.
What if I was here.
I might admit to being here.
I’m gonna make Tsunade a late breakfast
<3 Thank you...
Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.
she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.
damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards
The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death
My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary
She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.
If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?
I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”
Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.
to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:
i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never
Someone get me a coffee and a bar of chocolate.
So I have a boyfriend, now...
