[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

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while i’m making more icons, would anyone like to thread? figured it’s about time to get some things going!

if you want to interact and could specify pre- or post-timeskip, that would be wonderful, and i’ll write something up in due time!!

[devotedecay]

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

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❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

feeling or being?

Thankfully, Sylvain chooses not to voice that question aloud. He’d really rather not scare Marianne off. He thought they were making progress on becoming friends and didn’t want to ruin it. He would ruin it eventually, as he did most things, but was determined to have that day not be the current one.

“Don’t worry about it. I only asked about the lecture notes, so…you know, nothing too important.”

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sylvain: yeah i’ve got a crest and i’m super handsome. pretty impressive right?

most people: i don’t really care that you have a crest!

sylvain:

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❥ hc: self-deprecation

While generally amiable, Sylvain has a habit of back-tracking when he talks. For example, he’ll speak highly of himself and then tear himself down in the next breath. People either don’t notice this or ignore it because it’s often said in (what seems like) jest. Even though he’s surprisingly genuine and can give good advice, he doesn’t think that he’s a very good person.

He shows the classic signs of being insecure, of course, and this behavior is reinforced by how other people talk about him. Constantly being bombarded by rumors and harsh words, Sylvain has taken it upon himself to simply agree with the masses.

I’m an idiot. I’m simply the worst, right? A no good flirt-- irredeemable.

He was born being lauded for all the wrong reasons-- and hated for all the right ones. He doesn’t blame Miklan for hating him; he blames his crest, society, and, ultimately, himself.

And, when a date doesn’t go very well, it’s easy to move on to the next person, but not without his own thoughts bombarding him with insults. worthless, stupid, shallow, selfish, weak, these women want your crest, Sylvain, not you, why would they want someone like you--

Sometimes it’s too much...and sitting alone in his room almost seems more appealing than wandering the town in search of company.

[tamatanz]

Mr Sylvain….if youre out there……my DMs are open for u….

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tathlums‌:

Since the war started, there were many luxuries that they had to give up - Not just haircuts, but even something as basic as laundry. Mercedes takes it upon herself to wash everyone’s clothes when she can, and she’s just finished wringing out her own outfit when a familiar voice calls out to her. 

“Hello, Sylvain.” She greets him with a warm smile of her own, head tilting to the side at his request for a trim. “Oh? You’d trust me with something as important as that? I’m surprised, usually people don’t ask because they know I can space out and mess up.”

A pause, and then a giggle.

“Just kidding! Of course I’ll help. I just need to hang these clothes to dry, and then I will be ready.” Rising back up to her feet, she dusts off her knees before walking away to find a suitable place for the clothes and her pair of scissors. Within minutes, she’s returned and stands behind Sylvain with a hum.

“Sylvain, would it be alright if I ask you to sit? You’re much taller than I am.”

She certainly had a way of instilling confidence, didn’t she? Sure, he knew she could get a little spacey and forget about things from time to time, but what kind of person would he be if he couldn’t trust a comrade with something as simple as a haircut? It wasn’t as if he could ask many others from their class; Felix might take his entire head off and, well, Dimitri wasn’t known for his taste in hair styles.

Besides, Sylvain placed a great deal of faith in Mercedes at all times, whether in battle or not.

“Oh, right--” It wouldn’t do to make her reach up, so he takes a seat as suggested, somewhere in the sun where he could be sure the visibility was good. “Thanks for this. Could you imagine me asking anyone else?” He chuckles, sending a goofy grin over his shoulder at her. “Just make sure you don’t ruin my dashing good looks, alright? I don’t have much more than that going for me.”

[tathlums]

“You were worried… about me?”

odin sphere prompts | accepting!

Despite what one may think, it’s not possible to have someone watching your back at all times during battle. 

Sometimes, things progress differently than expected. Sometimes, an enemy breaks through the defense line regardless and makes a beeline for the easiest target - In this case, her.

“Mercedes!” 

It’s more than one voice that cries out her name. In that moment, they all realize that they’ve made a mistake– Potentially a grave one. Her entire body seizes up, expecting to feel the white hot pain of being sliced by a sword and her own blood flowing like a waterfall down her back. 

Instead, two other noises pierce her ears within seconds of each other: First, a grunt from directly behind her. Then, a scream of pain and the sound of a body collapsing onto the earth below.

There may be times when she isn’t the quickest to figure things out, but it doesn’t take a genius to know that someone took the blow that was meant for her. Her world is already spinning as she whips around to see just who it was that put their life down on the line for her.

“Sylvain…!” He pulls his lance out of the enemy’s body before turning to meet her horror stricken gaze. And he smiles.

“Good, you’re not hurt.” Her hands are immediately on his shoulders and chest, trying to keep him steady. He ignores her pleas for him to not talk, to rest because he’s bleeding and she needs to help him right away. Instead he takes one of her hands within his own, squeezes despite the both of them trembling. “I’m glad… I made it in time.”

She stops remembering anything when he finally collapses against her.

———–

 When he wakes later that night in the infirmary, she’s right there by his side. It’s not just guilt that keeps her in the chair for hours, nervously wringing her hands and feeling her heart leap whenever he stirs the slightest bit.

Over time, Sylvain has become a dear person to her. An unlikely bond, but one she treasures all the same. Because of that, it doesn’t feel right to leave him here alone. When he finally opens his eyes, they squint at the ceiling in the darkened room before landing on her. Every emotion she was feeling must show plain as day on her face, because he asks:

“You were worried… about me?”

“Of course I was worried! You…” Idiot. Moron. Completely reckless person. A whole swarm of names are practically bursting on the tip of her tongue, but his lopsided grin halts her. Clearly, he’s already been called everything in the book. Her lips purse, and she takes a moment to take a deep breath, shoulders rising and eyes closing. It’s not like her to lose her cool, even for a few moments.

“What you did was reckless, Sylvain, but I… You protected me. Thank you.” To admonish his noble action would be cruel, so she accepts it despite wishing things could have happened differently.

“Next time, I promise to protect you in turn.”

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❝ my crest doesn’t decide my fate. i do. ❞

✕ written by rei ✕ 10+ years of writing experience ✕ multi-verse, multi-ship, semi-selective ✕ semi-under construction

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❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞ ( SEQUEL TO THE BALLISTA THEFT LMFAO )

b99 ask meme – accepting!

He could kind of understand Leonie’s desire to have a ballista, as that certainly could come in handy, but anything bigger than that would be over-kill! Sure, maybe she was just trying to get a tactical advantage, but…

“Ah, Leonie? Call me crazy, but there’s no way we’re getting something like that. I mean, your heart is definitely in the right place, and I admire that, but… C’mon, when I’m the voice of reason, something’s wrong.” he pauses, scratches the back of his neck. “How about we just see what the merchants have to offer? Make it a date.”

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off to get ready for work but i just wanted to say thank you to everyone for being so kind and welcoming so far !! i look forward to interacting with everyone when i get the chance! i’ll be putting out opens, rp ads, plotting ads, etc as the days go on, so thank you for being patient, as well! 

[vaememes]

✧   BROOKLYN  NINE  -  NINE  SENTENCE  PROMPTS   !  

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THE SHOW, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie. ❞

❝ Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now. ❞

❝ I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.. ❞

❝ Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me. ❞

❝ God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever. ❞

❝ Giving him a name makes him human. ❞

❝ I’m fairly certain you would be caught. ❞

❝ What’s the most valuable thing in your office? ❞

❝ You mean my job as an amazing detective/genius? ❞

❝ Did you tell her we slept together twice? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit. ❞

❝ I’d wondered why all the birds had suddenly stopped singing. ❞

❝ You’re going to leave my precinct and my task force alone. ❞

❝ Come on, who wants to take this seriously? ❞

❝ I bet she tucked herself in the bed too tight and got stuck.  ❞

❝ Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick!  ❞

❝ Oh, is he sore from high-fiving criminals he’s gotten out of jail? ❞

❝ Did he get a murderer off who then murdered him to celebrate? ❞

❝ A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That’s highly unusual. ❞

❝ It’s a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle. ❞

❝ So you remembered to turn off your signature, right? ❞

❝ I promise you, as soon as they tell me, you’ll be the first to know. ❞

❝ You won. Go ahead and gloat, you toad. ❞

❝ Look, I promise I won’t tell anyone, alright? My lips are sealed! ❞

❝ This is a secret. Do you understand me? ❞

❝ You do know what they do to witches up there, don’t you? ❞ 

❝ Well, I think we handled that with dignity. ❞

❝ Are you making fun of my stutter? ❞

❝ Oh. Uh… Sorry. I think I’m feeling a little awkward. ❞

❝ How do we make it not weird? ❞

❝ I just realized I’m never gonna be able to say that to his face. ❞

❝ You know I’ve made a lot of improvements since you left? ❞

❝ I know we just met, and I don’t wanna be too forward… ❞

❝ I’ve got that feeling about you. I like you. I think tonight we- ❞

❝ They just gave me ten years in prison.. ❞

❝ You can’t do anything except disobey orders and screw up! ❞

❝ Why are you dressed up? You look like an idiot. ❞

❝ What’s up? How can I help? ❞

❝ Well, we’ll just break you down to nothin’ and see what time it is. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, I’m getting hungry. What’s for dinner? ❞

❝ Why do people like these things? They’re just shiny rocks. ❞

❝ We’re gonna talk to a lawyer and get a professional opinion. ❞

❝ Looks good! Can barely tell you hulked out in here. ❞

❝ I just threw a bunch of popcorn on the floor. It wasn’t that hard. ❞

❝ All I did was be the only person who believes in you. ❞

❝ Somebody’s tryin’ to kill me, and I need protection. ❞

❝ I can smoke as much weed as I want. ❞

❝ It’s this kind of bickering that makes us such an adorable couple. ❞

❝ I saw an opening and I had to take it. ❞

❝ But this isn’t over! I will hunt you to the ends of the earth! ❞

❝ What?! But we saw him throw them in the garbage! ❞

❝ Nobody’s ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. ❞

❝ It’s not like I’m dying to tell anyone I saw your- ❞

❝ I’m dating my son-of-a-bitch ex-husband; who am I to judge? ❞

❝ I’ll let you guys talk! I’ll just close my eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll let you give me a spray tan! Any shade you want! ❞

❝ Massage! I’ll give you a massage! ❞

❝ I’ll also give you full control over my hair and wardrobe. ❞

❝ That really freaked me out and I just want this to end now. ❞

❝ The cheese is amazing. It melts in my mouth. And in my hands! ❞

❝ Come on, you can be honest. ❞

❝ I want old, expensive books. I’ll send you a list. ❞

❝ The tow truck just got here, so that’ll buy us at least an hour. ❞

❝ Tow truck?! What the hell’d you do to my car?! ❞

❝ What we need in here is an armored personnel carrier. A tank! ❞

❝ Well, I’m gonna go follow up on a lead right now. ❞

❝ Woah, no! What’re those morons doing in there?!  ❞

❝ Why is everyone just standing around? Get back to work! ❞

❝ What’d you do? What’d you say? ❞

❝ I hear you can smuggle in crap from outside. ❞

❝ What’re you lookin’ at? You got a problem? ❞

❝ I like you. You got balls.. ❞

❝ I hate to rub it in, detectives, but I told you they’d find me. ❞

❝ Well, he keeps yelling, “Disability for life!” so I think he’s fine. ❞

❝ Who hired you? Who do you work for, pizza man?! ❞

❝ You look out there and see a problem, I look out there and see an opportunity. ❞

❝ What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it? ❞

❝ All because we shut down a foot massage place. ❞    

❝ Oh, my God. The City has no mayor now. ❞    

❝ Put your magical hands where I can see them! ❞    

❝ Did they make their bust? Did they save the precinct? ❞  

❝ I was behind the bar the whole time. ❞    

❝ I bet they have some awesome name for it. ❞    

❝ Can a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞    

❝ I think you guys might be our best option at finding this guy again. ❞    

❝ You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. ❞    

❝ How did you get over there? Who are they? ❞    

❝ I’ve been calling you. Why won’t you answer your phone? ❞    

❝ We’ve been onto you for weeks, and we finally got you. ❞    

❝ I’ve never seen them before! What is going on? ❞    

❝ We’re on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.  ❞    

❝ Okay, this is bad. This is really bad.  ❞    

❝ Wait… What? Did you say “eat people”? Are you a cannibal, [ Name ]? ❞    

❝ I’m always gonna be one step ahead of you. ❞  

❝ I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s happening right now. ❞

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@tathlums

Upon examining himself earlier, Sylvain realized it had been far too long since he’d had a proper haircut. Of course, it had been a long time since any of them had a real one; going to the barber was not on ones list of priorities during a war, after all. However, one had to keep up appearances, if only for personal morale. Now, who should he ask...?

ah-- There’s the person he wanted to see!

“Mercedes,” he greets her with a small wave and amiable grin. “Mind if ask for a favor? I seem to remember you knowing your way around a pair of scissors, so I was wondering if you could give me a trim.” his hand finds its way into the thick hair at the base of his neck. “The back’s getting a little too messy for my liking and I can’t exactly see back there myself.”

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I commissioned this super cute sylvcedes art from Iightred on twitter, and I’m so happy!! please consider commissioning them, everything they draw is so kind and cute and I’m love!!!!!!