Guys. As a Gavinners hater, I feel as though my content has really drifted. Am I a Gavinners hater, or a Klavier hater? You wouldn’t know, if I didn’t have the answer in my blog name.
You see, its just because the other members of the Gavinners are just so boring and irrelevant and let themselves be in a band titled ‘the Gavinners’. Do you even really deserve a place in my mind if you did that? Furthermore, it suggests large amounts of sucking up to the evil Klavier Gavin, which is intolerable. The only notable member, aside from Klavier, is Daryan Crescend, who has made a mockery of himself. He tries to pull off the rebel bad boy look but instead ends up looking exactly like what his hair would suggests- a dickhead. He is a nuisance with no sense, and he can’t even play the guitar properly (we ALL hear those missed cues, Daryan). He doesn’t take himself seriously, and, consequently, I find it hard to take him seriously too.
Aside from Daryan, does anyone even care about the rest? Their keyboardist (notice how I don’t remember their name?) is the only one in that band with something even close to resembling talent, and, for whatever reason, they chose to defile it by playing for the Gavinners. That’s their fault, though, so, unfortunately for them, I hate them just the same.
I suppose if there is one thing that’s good about the Gavinners, its their apt song choices. ‘Guilty Love’? Guilty of bursting my eardrums. ‘Atroquinine, my love’? Like the poison they spew. ‘Thirteen years hard time for love’? Approximately the sentence I imagine they’ll serve once the rose-tinted glasses fall off their fans eyes and they realise that this music is so bad its a crime.
OMG YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!!!
I can't believe you don't even know who yku hate!! It's so performative!!!!! The gavinners have never done anything wrong in their whole lives!
The fact you don't even know Unnammed Drummer or Unnammed Keyboardist is offensive. You are sick and cruel
Okay but how am I supposed to remember those names when they’ve never contributed significantly to the Gavinners. Do I see them doing interviews? Or solos? ❌❌❌ because as usual it’s the Klavier Gavin show.
Also, ‘the gavinners have never done anything wrong in their whole lives’? Creating the band is only one of their several mistakes, not limited to but including their haircuts, their professions, and their personalities.
Well if an ugly personality is a crime I'm shocked no one's arrested you yet. They probably can't find you locked up in your house ALONE. Cause no one wants to be around you and your HATEFUL heart. ALSO why are you WATCHING INTERVIEWS with the Gavinners if you hate them sm?!?! You're like twelve dead rats of stupid.
I’m watching interviews because you need to know your enemy. Can I call myself a true hater if I don’t have a reason to hate? If my motivations are shallow? No. I am a true hater because I watched those interviews and hate regardless.
My heart is hateful because the Gavinners exist.
ALSO WHAT DOES ‘TWELVE DEAD RATS OF STUPID’ EVEN MEANNN
OMFG You remind me of my aunt's dead horse. Pain follows you everywhere you go because of the sickness in your heart
