jazz hands. style it out

hey we r beans we like yellow things and animal crossing. no sysmeds. (24/uk/they)

[beansfrombeans]

welcome to the home of whatever the fuck i feel like. you may know me from such hits as "the piece of paper post" or "leaving a comment on your fic that made you jump because you thought it was the real GoodTimesWithScar". you may not know me from my heaventrio posting or my gay lawyers or from being the guy who wrote that 100k word spiderman tommyinnit fic trilogy but i did do those things as well. follow for more whatever the fuck i feel like 👍

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

credit / credit / credit / i made that last one

[redstonedust]

if i was president of the internet i would require all binary people to write a 3 page gender studies essay before i can issue their license to call that nonbinary character a lesbian or refer to their ships as yuri. you gotta prove youre not just shoving them into the girl-lite box, chief. you gotta earn it. thems the rules.

[ministarfruit]

my friend's playthrough reminded me of this iconic phoenix line

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[beansfrombeans]

[fleebledotcom]

i will never be the out of character police, but its so funny to me when people in fanfiction make klavier do anything on the fringes of illegal or not upstanding.

This man refuses to jaywalk. He runs a fucking pro cop rock band. Hes the biggest square imagniable

[sobekettemsa7]

okay you know what I'm not just content with keeping it in the tags. there will be no better opportunity to post this.

shes such a loser I love her

[hhhhomnom]

[hymns-and-poems]

where's the modern odyssey rewriting where odysseus is doing a subathon

[pillbug-02]

okay so as someone who never watches twitch i thought this meant like. someone who goes on a marathon of being a sub in sexual encounters. which is like. maybe kind of what's happening in the odyssey if you squint

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

if you give Susie the Red Ribbon where she decides she wants to try it she'll still hate it and decide to keep wearing them but in other ways

(bonus giving it to ralsei and kris)

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I think the purpose of this from a game play perspective was to avoid locking Susie out from an increasingly large pool of very useful armors without making her suddenly cast away her butchness

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

in addition to this:

there's also Orange (who parallels Susie in a lot of ways) getting bullied by some foxes for her appearance being too "rough" too (paralleling Susie getting bullied by some residents in Castle Town for being too rough instead of proper and feminine)

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

[pocchamarz]

athena with twin tails 🌙

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

When I was a little boy dad was always telling me to get a pair of dykes and now he’s all confused as to why I’m a polyamorous lesbian like it wasn’t his idea.

[hyped-up-on-girl-pills]

So I went ahead and had this page up in case someone asked me what the fuck this post is about but I NEED to share this:

when in doubt, dyke it out

[littlesmartart]

for how fucked up the context of it is (pearl sent by her mother to channel her dead half sister so she can murder her cousin, and godot there to destroy dahlia once and for all, whatever the cost), or perhaps because of it, I always found this moment between pearl and godot to be very very sweet 🥺

[unheardoracle]

If Your Scene Feels Lifeless, Someone Is Being Too Polite

Stories stall when everyone behaves. Real tension appears when someone:

• asks the wrong question • says something they shouldn’t • notices something uncomfortable • refuses to drop the topic • misunderstands something important • interrupts at the worst moment

Conflict doesn’t always look like shouting.

[ariaste]

Couple more options for tension:

They want something REALLY REALLY REALLY bad, but for some reason they can't ask for it -- or can't have it even if they did ask.

They don't notice something that the audience HAS noticed (like in a horror movie when the monster is sneaking up behind the protagonist, or if someone drinks a glass of unboiled water during a cholera outbreak because they don't know about germ theory)

Takes a risk (or otherwise does something they "shouldn't" do) which the audience has to sit through for a prolongued period of time (e.g. slips away from the party to go into the host's private office and rifle through their papers before the guards catch them)

Loses when they thought they were going to win

[klapollo]

i actually think it's scary that we seem to be forgetting what regular human beings look like and that in some cases it's being deliberately accelerated by incels and their esoteric mythology of appearance now that they have the cultural microphone. it's scary that i can watch a movie from like 1991 and be like "oh if this woman was cast as a leading lady today it'd be a culture war outrage session about ugly women being shoved in our faces"

[phaeton-flier]

Hey I keep seeing the term "lolcowing" thrown around as if it's just a good time or even morally good and I need you know, from the bottom of my heart, that everyone ever branded that did not deserve the treatment they got and everyone who harassed them were awful.

There is not a "good" or "deserving" lowcow, there isn't an amount of embarrassment that makes it ok to publicly harass or mock them, and no one should be using the term as if it's some synonym for "twitter main character"