EXIT BAG

its GAWDLAND. schizotypal, so if my words make no sense sorry. they still do to me though. 8/10 chance that i dislike you. – 🫀: Engaged to a beautiful hairy brunette with bipolar, bpd, and npd.

[gawdland]

Explanation

Read before you follow.

BLASPHEMY?!!? BEFORE WHAT GOD?!

if you dont know my internet name youre a newgen, welcome to the show. if you know my name i love you.

i post about everything and anything except for my very healthy relationship with food cause thats a nono (im a #shedblr jirai main for life so warning for that)

talking about my disorders in a non glamorized way ≠ promoting them. and youre stupid if you think that. "shitting blood rn from lax" yeah so luxurious wow.

no dni cause people dont actually care about those, i just block and soft block freely if i think u seem...sus.....

If youre a new follower pls dont be afraid to spam we love attention here, in fact it helps me know youre real and not a bot lol

Dont ask to be mutuals its triggering as hell (very 'can you please sign this petition' while im being broadcasted live on tv,) if i wanna moot u up i would have already done it /neu (also sometimes i dont follow people for their own good cause im a mentally ill blog and i dont want u to get my triggering stuff on ur dash 💔)

age: not a minor

job: less

pronouns: what, where?

sexuality: i've never touched a human

oh and yeah, i like reanimator. (dont support hp lovecraft obviously)

and saw and house md and and yeah all that stupid gay medical malpractice shit ppl on tumblr like fork found in kitchen faggot found on tumblr

AND YELLOWJACKETS i love my cannibal yuri !! <3

and and DRAG RACE (the gay one not the car one)

Like to accept the terms.

random lolcow bus gif cause its my interest leave me alone

more here !!!!

[gawdland]

FUCK THAT MF IDGAF HES BUSTED ANYWAYS

[femgirlfriend]

women be like i had ruptured ovaries i was bleeding everywhere i was having a miscarriage and fainting i was in active labor but i still did my thing i cleaned the whole house i cooked for my husband i went to work i scrubbed the floor i held my presentation. and they think this is strenght and not an exhibit of slavery

[gawdland]

no one in my family gaf about me whatever ig it'll make dying easier

[g1rrlinterrupts]

Hey so I'm your family now and I care so that means you can't die

[gawdland]

no one in my family gaf about me whatever ig it'll make dying easier

[gawdland]

No more being Gay.... I'm 35 now. It's time for a wife & kids. 👍

[gawdland]

how to make The Nuvco

A little More than a splash of PINK gin

any colorfull flavored vodka to make it taste less like gin

ice

douse that shit in (prefferably cold) water so it tastes less like codka and gin

vape as a chaser (optioal but reccomended)

and youre set

[seerealcereal]

Do these retards know they have free will to not have to see me or interact?

[gawdland]

I just fell right on my ribs and hipbone all my organs jiggled inside of me like jelly

[lezclaypool]

I am your secretaryuh

[koiagain]

my notes always drop when im depressed i Like that even my online connections are transactional

[gawdland]

If blood meridian gets a movie we are so fucked alan

[gawdland]

Look, I'm a federal agent going through a divorce. My bitch ass wife is trying to take my kids. Just give me a minute. You know what, my kids are my life.

The blues brothers:

[gawdland]

CIINNAMOROLL BOOM

Hangyodon BLING ❗😝

[gawdland]

dan & herbert being recreated in my tomodachi life island soon…. stay tuned to see how they turn out…

I am so excited i am vibraTING OUT OF MY SKIN THIS IS GONNA BE SO EPIC YAAAAAAAAY

[gawdland]

SOMEONE IN MY BOARDING SCHOOL SHAT IN THE SHOWERS TWICE AND THEY DONT KNOW WHO IT IS

TWICE??? shit in the showers once shame on you, shit in the showers twice? Shame on me

[gawdland]

ibwanna make out with y (anonoykos)

So anonymous, i wonder who sent this 👀👀👀